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Fall or, Dodge in Hell
Neal Stephenson

From the New York Times bestselling author of SEVENEVES вЂ?One of the great novels of our timeвЂ™ Wall Street JournalвЂ?StaggeringвЂ™ New York TimesвЂ?CaptivatingвЂ™ Washington PostвЂ?Cutting-edgeвЂ™ BooklistвЂ?EpicвЂ™ KirkusвЂ?Mind-blowingвЂ™ Slate What if we could live forever? What if we did? In Fall or, Dodge in Hell exists a world where we hold the keys to our own mortality, where the limits of survival no longer exist, and the potential to decide our fates lies in our corruptible hands. From one of the greatest speculative writers of our time comes an epic saga of life and death, power and technology, and a future that isnвЂ™t as far away as it seemsвЂ¦

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To O. L.

Contents

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Dedication

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Chapter 15 (#ud9993dcb-6416-5c57-b067-5d0c2fb2fc5f)

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Chapter 18 (#litres_trial_promo)

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Chapter 30 (#litres_trial_promo)

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Chapter 40 (#litres_trial_promo)

Chapter 41 (#litres_trial_promo)

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Chapter 42 (#litres_trial_promo)

Book 2 (#litres_trial_promo)

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Chapter 43 (#litres_trial_promo)

Chapter 44 (#litres_trial_promo)

Part 9 (#litres_trial_promo)

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Chapter 47 (#litres_trial_promo)

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Chapter 53 (#litres_trial_promo)

Chapter 54 (#litres_trial_promo)

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Dodge became conscious. His phone was burbling on the bedside table. Without opening his eyes he found it with his hand, jerked it free of its charging cord, and drew it into bed with him. He tapped it once to invoke its snooze feature. It became silent. He rolled onto his side and slid the phone under his pillow so that, when the alarm resumed in nine minutes, he would be able to put it back into snooze mode with less trouble. It was a small miracle that his brain contained a sufficient 3-D model of his bed and its surroundings that he was able to do what he had just done without opening his eyes. But there was no reason to press his luck.

He felt no particular desire to go back to sleep, for he had been enduring a curiously boring dream whose central plot seemed to be the difficulty of finding coffee. In this dream, he was in the small town in Iowa where he had grown up. Its landscape and its cast of characters were commingled with places he had been and people he had encountered during the decades since he had left it in the rearview mirror of his pickup truck. But the grid street pattern of that town, covering just a few square blocks, and easily mastered by a boy on a bicycle, was, decades later, the spatial lattice on which virtually all of his dreams were constructed. It was the graph paper on which his mind seemed to need to plot things.

In the dream, he had set out to get some coffee, only to find himself thwarted at every turn by any number of incredibly prosaic obstacles. In the story-world of the dream, this was bizarrely frustrating; it was simply unreal how so many contingencies could get in the way of this simple task.

But from the point of view of the awake, or at least snoozing, Dodge, it all had a clear explanation: it was, in fact, very difficult to obtain coffee while lying in bed with oneвЂ™s eyes closed.

During the next hour, he hit вЂњsnoozeвЂќ several more times. In between, he slept. But it was a twilight sleep, semiconscious and mindful for a few minutes at a time, until his thoughts would lose coherence and stray into blurry wisps that were to real dreams as cobwebs are to spiderwebs.

He wondered whether the designers of the phone had performed clinical studies on snoozers in order to decide on the nine-minute interval. Why not eight minutes, or ten? The makers of the phone were famously particular about design. This had to have been data-driven. It was no coincidence that Dodge was being afforded just enough time to lose the thread of consciousness before the alarm went off again. If the interval had been much shorter, he would not have had time to drift off and so this feature could not have truly been called a snooze alarm. Much longer, and the snooze would have deepened into true sleep. He was able to maintain a rough count: I have hit the snooze button three times. Five times. Enough times that I have overslept by about an hour.

But no sense of guilt or urgency attended these makeshift calculations. He knew it didnвЂ™t really matter, because during the interval of consciousness that had followed the third tap of the snooze button he had remembered that he was not expected in the office today. For he was scheduled to undergo a routine outpatient medical procedure at eleven in the morning, which was still hours away.

Other than the desire for coffee, the only thing that was making him feel any pressure to get out of bed was, curiously, a mild awareness that all of this extra sleeping was going to make it harder for him to have his afternoon nap. This happened every day at two or two thirty. He had been doing it religiously for about a decade. When he had taken up the practice, he had wondered if it was age related, since the oldsters in his family were known for nodding off in church pews, on porch swings, or even behind the wheel. But he could remember being eighteen years old, driving all over the western United States and Canada in various beat-up vehicles, and being overtaken every afternoon by a need for sleep so intense it was almost painful. HeвЂ™d always tried to fight it off, or else simply avoided driving at that time of day. The only things that had really changed since then were that he was richer, so he could have a private office with a yoga mat and a pillow in the corner, and he was wiser, so he knew better than to fight the mid-afternoon lull. By closing the door, silencing his electronics, unrolling the mat, lying down, and letting sleep take him for twenty minutes, he was able to refresh himself to a degree that would then keep him working alertly for several hours more.

The amount of time spent asleep didnвЂ™t really matter. He had decided that the key to it allвЂ”the one thing that determined whether the nap would actually refresh himвЂ”was the breaking of the thread of consciousness: that moment when he ceased to think in a coherent, sequential, self-aware way and went adrift. Often, this was connected with a jolt of an arm or a leg as he stepped over the threshold from conscious thinking into a dream where he was obliged to reach out and catch a ball or open a door or something. If the jolt didnвЂ™t wake him up, then it meant he had snipped the thread of consciousness and that the nap had thereby achieved its only real purpose. Even if he woke up ten seconds later, he would be as refreshedвЂ”possibly more soвЂ”as if heвЂ™d slumbered deeply for an hour.

He had studied the jolt. On those increasingly rare occasions when he slept with a woman, he would sometimes will himself to stay awake as she fell into slumber, listening to her breathing and feeling her body go soft against his until, just at the moment when she drifted away, she would convulsively move a limb.

His business activities (he was the founder and chairman of a large video game company) sometimes involved flying in a private jet to the Isle of Man, eight time zones away, where a longtime business associateвЂ”an independently wealthy writerвЂ”dwelled in a renovated castle. The writer would put him up in a bedchamber in one of the towers: a round room decorated with medieval bric-a-brac and warmed by burning wood in a fireplace built into the wall. The bed was a four-poster with a heavy canopy. A couple of years ago, after climbing into that bed and lying there sleepless for a while, RichardвЂ”for that was DodgeвЂ™s real nameвЂ”had finally drifted off and fallen into a nightmare involving a very dangerous and unpleasant character he had tangled with some years earlier. He had awakened to the hallucinatory awareness that this man was standing next to his bed looking down at him. Which was impossible, since the man was deadвЂ”but Richard had been in a half-dreaming state where logic did not hold sway, and all he knew was what he saw. He tried to sit up. Nothing happened. He tried to raise his arms. They did not move even the tiniest amount. He tried to draw breath and scream, but his body did not respond to the command from his brain. He was perfectly helpless, lacking even a bound captiveвЂ™s power to struggle against his bonds. All he could do was experience the terror of it, and the horror of his complete lack of agency, until somehow he drowsed off again.

Moments later, he had awoken with a start, and sat up convulsively. His body worked again. He threw off the heavy duvet and swung his feet off the bed, turning to face the dying fire a few feet away. No one else was in the chamber. The massive fortress-style door was still bolted. The nightmare impression, which had been so convincing a minute ago, now seemed ridiculous. Lying back down experimentally, he looked up and saw that the lamp on his bedside table was casting a firelight shadow onto the canopy above him, and that the shadow moved about as the fire flickered and the logs settled. He must have half-opened his eyes while sleeping and interpreted this as the shadow of a man.

So the nightmare had an explanation. Still mysterious, though, was the absolute paralysis that had trapped him in that bad dream. Later, Richard had learned that this was a well-recognized and scientifically verified phenomenon known as sleep paralysis. Primitive cultures identified it as some form of enchantment, or made up stories about eldritch night-stalking creatures that would sit on your chest and pin you to your bed and suck the air from your lungs and the screams from your throat.

But there was a perfectly reasonable explanation for it. When you were awake, your brain could of course control your body. When you slept, however, you tended to dream. And in your dreams you could run, fight, and talk. But if the body continued to answer commands from the brain, youвЂ™d be thrashing all over the bed, vocalizing, and so on. So a mechanism had evolved whereby, at the moment that the thread of consciousness was severed, the link between brain and body was cut, like throwing a switch. And at the moment you woke up, the switch was thrown back to the вЂњonвЂќ position and you went back to moving around as you always did. Normally the system worked with an amazing degree of perfection, so most people lived their whole lives not even knowing that it existed. But every system had glitches. The jolt you sometimes made while drifting off to sleep was one suchвЂ”it happened when the switch was a fraction of a second late going off. Another, much more impressive and terrifying sort of glitch happened every so often, especially to people whoвЂ”as in RichardвЂ™s case on the Isle of ManвЂ”were sleeping off of their accustomed schedule. You would wake up, but the switch would not be thrown to вЂњonвЂќ and so you would remain as perfectly paralyzed as you had been a moment ago while sound asleep. Just like a person who, while seeming to slumber and breathe peacefully, is in fact having a terrible nightmare, you would lie there with eyes open in perfect, inescapable repose, unable to do anything about the imaginary monster on your chest, the intruder next to your bed, the fire consuming your house.

In any case, the only lasting consequences for Dodge had been more desultory browsing about how sleep worked and further introspection about his own napping practices. This was how he had developed his theoryвЂ”which was unsupported by any scientific evidence whatsoeverвЂ”that the one and only key to a successful nap was to break the thread of consciousness just long enough for the switch to be thrown to вЂњoff.вЂќ When it got thrown to вЂњonвЂќ again, even if it was only a few minutes later, the brainвЂ“body system rebooted itself, like a fucked-up computer that just needs to be unplugged from the wall for ten seconds and restarted in order to come back to life in clean working order.

This notion around thread cutting was what finally brought him awake, since a connection had somehow been made in his mind, and now it was going to keep him awake. He had reached the point in his life where very few things could really compel him to get out of bed, but one of the calls to which he would readily answer was that of his own stray musings and thoughts, his mindвЂ™s desire to make connections.

It did not, however, actually get him out of bed. Ringing in the ears did that. His tinnitus was especially annoying todayвЂ”the worldвЂ™s way of telling him he needed to get up and make a little noise. HeвЂ™d long suffered from a mild case, the result of too many guns fired and nails pounded in his youth, too many nights in British Columbia biker bars. Then, a few years ago, he had been exposed to a lot of close-up gunfire without appropriate hearing precautions. Without precautions of any kind whatsoever, for that matter. Ever since, he had rarely been without some amount of ringing in the earsвЂ”sometimes a high-pitched tone, sometimes a hiss. The cause of the condition was somewhat mysterious. It seemed to be some sort of well-meaning attempt by the brain to make sense of a loss of valid signals from ears that were no longer in perfect working order. Tending to confirm this idea was that it was at its worst when things were quiet; the environment wasnвЂ™t giving his auditory system any good data to lock on to. The solution was to get up and make noise. Not necessarily a lot. Just the normal sounds of footsteps and faucet running that reassured his brain that there was a coherent world out there and gave it a few simple clues as to what was actually what.

He got up, pulled on pajama bottoms, urinated, took the pills he was supposed to take before breakfast, and went out to the so-called great room of his penthouse, which was on the top of a thirty-two-story building in downtown Seattle. It was a very expensive piece of real estate that, in the manner typical of Northwest tech industrialists, was built out and decorated in a manner so simple, bare-bones, and informal as to be actually kind of ostentatious. Glass doors made up much of its western exterior wall, and he had left these open all night, doubling the size of the living area by joining it to the terrace. The terrace had a glass roof with infrared heaters like the ones suspended above the cash registers at Home Depot to keep the Somalian and Filipino checkout clerks from succumbing to hypothermia. These made it comfortable even when it was fifty degrees Fahrenheit and raining, which was about half of the year. In late summer and (as now) early autumn, the heaters werenвЂ™t needed, and so the terrace just served as an extension of the great room, which flowed into it without interruption. It faced toward Elliott Bay and the Olympic Mountains beyond.

Anomalous splashes of pink and purple flared against the wood, leather, and stone. Richard had a grandniece, Sophia, who for all intents and purposes was his granddaughter, and she came over frequently. Last weekend, her parentsвЂ”RichardвЂ™s niece Zula and her husband, CsongorвЂ”had left her with him for two nights so that they could enjoy a little getaway in Port Townsend, on the other side of Puget Sound. RichardвЂ™s terrace had a direct view down onto the ferry terminal. He had a huge pair of Soviet military surplus binoculars mounted on a tripod at the railing. As their ferry had churned away from the terminal, Richard had perched Sophia on a stool and helped her get the lenses aimed down at the ferry, where Zula and Csongor, after parking their car belowdecks, had ascended to the topmost deck and stationed themselves at the stern to wave up at her. The whole affair had been coordinated via text message and had come off with the precision of a drone strike, all to the delight of little Sophia. Richard had been unaccountably depressed by it, or perhaps вЂњruminatively melancholyвЂќ was a better way of putting it.

Forty-eight hours of intensive grandniece/great-uncle bonding had ensued. In that short time SophiaвЂ™s apparatus of modern kiddom had permeated RichardвЂ™s apartment. Even if she never again set foot in this place, he would be finding Cheerios, glitter, sticky handprints, and barrettes for the next twenty years.

Sunday evening they had done the thing with the binoculars again as the parents had steamed back into port. Zula had explained what a good thing it was psychologically for a kid SophiaвЂ™s age to see the parents go away, but then to see them come back again. During the stress of executing their withdrawal, they had left behind a Whole Foods grocery sack containing several of SophiaвЂ™s books. Richard had placed it by the door so that it would be more difficult to overlook next time. But while his coffee machine was processing he retrieved it. He took it and his coffee to the low table on the terrace and pulled out two large-format picture books, which he had bought for Sophia on Saturday. Both of them featured the same style of colorful faux-naive artwork, for they were both by the same coauthors, Ingri and Edgar Parin dвЂ™Aulaire. One was entitled DвЂ™AulairesвЂ™ Book of Greek Myths and the other DвЂ™AulairesвЂ™ Book of Norse Myths. Richard had picked them up on impulse while he and Sophia had been hanging out in a bookstore. The cover art on Greek, perceived dimly in his peripheral vision, had jumped down his optic nerve to his brain and caused his body to freeze up almost as when heвЂ™d experienced sleep paralysis on the Isle of Man. Or, considering the context, as if he had beheld a Gorgon (and come to think of it, might it not be the case that ancient myths concerning Gorgons and basilisks were pre-scientific explanations of the phenomenon of sleep paralysis?).

The dвЂ™Aulaire books had been new when Richard had been young. He had worn out his boyhood copy, paging through it again and again, memorizing the lineages of the Titans, the gods, and whatnot, but mostly just staring at the pictures, letting them invade and shape his brain. In their general style they had a lot in common with little-kid art, which was probably what made them glom on to kid neurons like herpes. And like herpes, those pictures had remained silent and dormant in his central nervous system until adulthood. This had been triggered and made virulent by his having spied them in an unguarded moment. In the bookstore last weekend, he had approached the display like an ancient Hellene ascending the steps to the Temple of Zeus, and beheld the book, just like he remembered it, but brand new and unworn, with a new preface written by a famous modern novelist who had apparently had what Richard had had in the way of an infatuation with these books. Sophia, dragged along the whole way as she had been hugging his thigh and using his trouser leg as a handkerchief, had sensed something of the numinous in her uncleвЂ™s reaction; she had looked up and been infected. Richard had bought Greek and its companion volume Norse and taken Sophia back to the penthouse for a dayвЂ™s total immersion, then handed her back to her parents an obsessed changeling, jabbering about Hydra remediation tactics and the house-sized mittens of Utgardsloki, reprimanding her elders for mixing up the Greek and Roman names of the gods. Great had been the wrath of Sophia when it had been discovered that the books had been left behind in the Whole Foods sack. Wide-famed would be Uncle RichardвЂ™s deed this afternoon when, following his outpatient procedure, he would swing by the young familyвЂ™s condo with a dвЂ™Aulaire under each arm.

In the meantime, he needed to settle one small point of mythological confusion, lest Sophia find out that he was not perfectly clear on the matter, and take him to task. It had to do with Fates and Norns.

One of RichardвЂ™s first acts upon picking up Greek in the bookstore had been to thumb to its index and look up вЂњFuries.вЂќ He had done so in a furtive, somewhat guilty frame of mind. A peculiarity of RichardвЂ™s was that he lacked a conscience or superego in the normal senses of those terms. His was a soul lacking any built-in adult supervision. In the course of his life, however, heвЂ™d had ten or so girlfriends of consequence. All of those relationships had gradually gone sour as those girlfriends had got to know him more thoroughly and drawn up manifests of all that was wanting in Richard. Some of them had kept their opinions to themselves until a relationship-ending moment of cathartic outpouring. Others had registered frank objections in real time. But Richard remembered every word of it, decades after they had presumably forgotten about him. And more than that, his brain had somehow contrived fully autonomous simulacra of these ex-girlfriends, which lived on between his ears immortally, speaking to him at the strangest times, actually changing the way he thought and behaved; before firing an employee or overlooking someoneвЂ™s birthday he would pause to consider the consequences that would follow as one or more of the Furious MusesвЂ”as he called themвЂ”would coalesce from his brain vapors long enough to deliver a few choice remarks that would make him feel bad. This conflation of Furies and Muses was, of course, an invention of his own, and the sort of deviation from mythological purity for which Sophia (already turning into a sort of junior-league Furious Muse) would call him to account. HeвЂ™d been carrying the idea around in his head for so long that the line between those two categories of subgoddesses had become blurry, and so he thought it would be illuminating, now that he had the ur-book in hand, to look them up.

The F section of the index was very short, having only two entries: вЂњFatesвЂќ and вЂњFuries.вЂќ The latter being a mere cross-ref to the more correct вЂњErinyes.вЂќ The former were glossed as вЂњthree old goddesses who determined the life span of man.вЂќ Richard had merely scanned those words, since he was really interested in the Furies. Cross-reffing to вЂњErinyesвЂќ (вЂњavenging spiritsвЂќ), he turned to page 60, their first appearance in the book, and read of souls crossing the Styx (in a ferry no less) and drinking from the spring of Lethe under вЂњdark poplars,вЂќ causing them to forget who they were and what they had done during their mortal lives. Fine. But then it said вЂњgreat sinnersвЂќ were sentenced to suffer forever under the whips of the Furies. So, that part of it matched up pretty well with RichardвЂ™s Furious Muses concept. It was troubling, however, to think that you could be whipped forever in punishment for sins that you had forgotten under the dark poplars. The sinners in the Christian version of hell could at least remember why they were burning in eternal fire, but these poor dumb Greeks could only suffer without knowing why; without, for that matter, even remembering what it was like to be alive and to not suffer. It wasnвЂ™t even really clear to Richard that a post-Lethe soul could even be considered the same being, for werenвЂ™t your memories a part of you?

And yet it all rang true on some level. He did feel sometimes that he was continuing to suffer guilt pangs for acts he had long ago forgottenвЂ”deeds done when he wasnвЂ™t the same person. And who hasnвЂ™t known a sad sack, a hard-luck case who seems to be undergoing eternal punishment for no particular reason?

The next Erinyes reference happened to occur just before a two-page spread featuring the more cheerful topic of the Muses, which was good stuff, way more Sophia-appropriate, as well as reminding Richard that his own Furious Muses were at least as creative as retributive, for some of his best work had emerged from imaginary dialogues with those estimable ladies. So вЂњFuriesвЂќ had been the text he was after, and вЂњFatesвЂќ an accidental subtextвЂ”but this morning something about it was nagging at him.

It had to do with the threads. Lying in bed a minute ago heвЂ™d been thinking about the thread of consciousness, and how severing itвЂ”breaking the brainвЂ“body linkвЂ”was the key to a proper nap. And he knew that somewhere in dвЂ™Aulaire was a picture of the Fates spinning, measuring, and cutting thread. He looked all through Greek as he drank his coffee, and found it not.

The coffee was unutterably fantastic. The machine cost more than RichardвЂ™s first car and there was nothing known to coffee technology that was not embodied in its hardware and its algorithms. The beans had come from an artisanal roaster a hundred yards awayвЂ”a nimble coffee startup founded by java wizards who had been brought here to work for Starbucks and spun out the moment their stock options had vested. The taste of the coffee was not wonderful, however, merely because the machine and the roasters had done such good jobs, but in the categorical sense that Dodge was awake, he was alive, he was actually physically tasting this stuff with his body in a way that sleeping-Dodge-in-a-dream could never have done. In that sense awake Dodge was as superior to sleeping Dodge as a living person was to a ghost. Dreaming-of-coffee Dodge was to drinking-coffee Dodge as one of the shades in HadesвЂ”likened, in dвЂ™Aulaire, to dry leaves whirling about in a cold autumn windвЂ”was to a living, flesh-and-blood person.

He exhausted the first cup while looking for the thread-cutting picture. He did find a textual description of the spinning, measuring, and cutting operations being carried out by Clotho, Lachesis, and Atropos, respectively, but not the illustration that he clearly remembered showing to Sophia just a couple of days ago.

On his second cup of coffee he had the idea of checking Norse. And there it was: a full-color half-pager of three blondesвЂ”here, they were called NornsвЂ”spinning the threads of life at the base of the world tree. Urd, Verdande, and Skuld. Names and hair color aside, they seemed to be a direct drop-in replacement for their Greek equivalents.

Now, Richard had run off to Canada before obtaining a higher education and had not set foot in a classroom since, but he had done enough reading to understand that mythology piled up in sedimentary layers. This had to be one of those cases where there had been some early culture predating the Greeks and the Norse alike that had featured the Norns/Fates and laid it down in a base layer on which their various descendants had then added more stuff. Consequently, they always read like an add-on to the more fleshed-out mythology. Or perhaps vice versa. They were too simple to mess with. Richard, who had grown wealthy in the tech industry, saw in the Norns or Fates or whatever you called them a basic feature of the operating system. Zeus had no power over them. They knew the past and the future. They only got invoked in these stories when something had gone drastically wrong on a metaphysical/cosmological level, or else to cover plot holes. In the Greek version, Clotho was the spinnerвЂ”the creator of these threads. Lachesis was the measurer. So that would be your snooze button right thereвЂ”she had her nine-minute tape measure out the whole time Dodge was lying in bed. And Atropos was the cutter. The Greek version of the Grim Reaper. Though, according to the theory that Dodge was developing, the loss of consciousness when you fell asleep was basically the same as dying except that you could wake up from it.

He did not eat breakfast because the medical assistant who had scheduled him for the procedure had said something about the desirability of showing up with an empty stomach. Instead he went and took a shower. When he emerged from the shower, he was fascinated to find the bathroom illuminated by a strange light, chilly and mottled, not artificial but not the light of the sun either. The effect was surreal, like entering a dream sequence in a movie made by a director who hasnвЂ™t the wherewithal to produce anything truly dreamlike and so is faking it with simple lighting effects. The weird light was flooding in through a window that was aimed north. Was someone welding outside? Finally he worked out that the sun, rising over the Cascades in the east, was hitting him with a bank shot off the half-silvered windows of an office tower a few blocks away. Dodge had been living here for five years but was still occasionally surprised by the way sunlight would carom in from surrounding architecture. He supposed that an astronomer could have a field day calculating the angles: how they varied from hour to hour and season to season.

Because of the weird light, his reflection in the mirror took on a strange new aspect. He turned his head this way and that, checking for new moles. Richard, who was ruddy and freckle prone, had for decades been psyching himself up for a climactic battle with melanoma, which, according to dark prophecies uttered by multiple dermatologists, loomed as a near certainty in his future. Early on he had performed his monthly skin checks with anxiety bordering on clinical paranoia. But then years had flown by with no action. He was now actually beginning to feel somewhat crestfallen that this terrible foe, against whom he had so girded himself, looked to be passing him over.

Presently he fell to shaving, for he had noticed a few daysвЂ™ reddish growth. Medical personnel would soon be handling his body while he was unconscious. They would be able to stare at him all they wanted, to notice all the ways he wasnвЂ™t looking after himself. He was semifamous and ought to be mindful of such things. Maybe it would affect his companyвЂ™s stock price or something.

He had assumed that the strange light would be a short-lived phenomenon, so was pleasantly surprised that it was getting stronger by the minute. The weird pallor was ripening into something warmer, like fire. A shaft of it was coming in through the window and illuminating the little sink and its backsplash. Richard had shaved, as was his habit, using a bar of soapвЂ”a specific type that he bought from a company in southern France. It had a pleasant fragrance, not perfumey and not too persistent. He had just put the soap back in its dish a moment ago and so it had bubbles on it. In a few minutes these would dry out and pop, but just now they were capturing the light being bounced off the windows of the office tower after its passage through ninety-three million miles of space from the vast thermonuclear inferno at the center of the solar system. Each bubble was producing an intensely brilliant spark of light, not white, but iridescent, as some kind of prismlike phenomenon inside the soap film (he was a little weak on the details) fractured the light into pure brilliant colors. A beautiful but perfectly commonplace phenomenon that would not have given him much food for thought were it not for the fact that his video game company had put a lot of money and engineer-years into the problem of trying to more perfectly depict an imaginary world using computer code, and this was exactly one of those things that was most difficult to capture. Oh, there were various ways of faking it; e.g., by applying special computational shaders to bars of soap during the sixty seconds after they had been used and were therefore covered with lather. But they were all just hacks. Actually simulating the physics of soap, bubbles, air, water, etc., was ludicrously expensive and would never be achieved in his lifetime.

It was hard even if you simplified matters by treating each bubble not as a small miracle of fluid dynamics, but as a simple reflecting sphere. At one point, some years previously, one of the engineers at Corporation 9592вЂ”a classic liberal-arts-major-turned-coder-so-he-could-make-a-decent-livingвЂ”had identified this as the Hand met Spiegelende Bol Problem, and had discomfited many of the more hard-core engineers, during a meeting, by flashing up a graphic of the Escher lithograph of the same name. It was a self-portrait depicting the artist reflected in a mirrored sphere supported in his left hand. EscherвЂ™s face was in the middle, but a geometrically distorted rendering of his office could be seen around it. In the background of that was a window. This, of course, was gathering in light from at least ninety-three million miles away. The point being that in order to make a faithful 3-D computer graphics rendering of an object as simple as a shiny ball, you would, in theory, have to take into account every object in the universe. The engineerвЂ”a new hire named Corvallis KawasakiвЂ”had footnoted his own remarks by mentioning that the mirrored-ball problem reached at least as far back as the German genius and polymath G. W. Leibniz, who had written of it as a way of thinking about monads. At this point in the meeting, the more well-established engineers had shouted him down and Dodge had made a mental note to yank the boy out of whatever branch of the org chart heвЂ™d landed in and employ him in Weird Stuff, which was DodgeвЂ™s personal department. In any case, the point, in this instance, was that every single bubble on the surface of the bar of soap was at least as complicated as EscherвЂ™s ball. Rendering such a scene realistically was completely out of the question. Far from being a source of frustration, this comforted him, and made him happyвЂ”perhaps even a little smugвЂ”that he lived in a universe whose complexity defied algorithmic simulation.

He closed his eyes while splashing water on his face and then looked back up at the mirror. Now there was a little spot in the middle where he had been dazzled by the brilliant sparks of light from the bubbles. Soon enough the dazzled patch would shrink and be replaced by a correct view of what was really there.

Except that it did not in this case. When Richard closed his eyes again to towel his face, he could still see a little patch of nothing in his visual field. This was a different sort of nothing from the field of red-tinged black that his eyes were seeing simply by virtue of the fact that his lids had closed over them. He knew what this was. The flash of reflected sun, a minute ago, had triggered a thing in his brain called an optical migraine. It was painless and harmless. He got them a few times a year. It was a visual displayвЂ”вЂњAuraвЂќвЂ”caused by a temporary disruption of blood flow to the visual cortex. It always started thus, with a tiny dazzled region that refused to go away. Over the next half hour it would get bigger, making it impossible for him to read. Then it would gradually migrate rightward and mess with his peripheral vision on that side for a little while before disappearing without a trace.

The affected regionвЂ”the spot where he was absolutely blindвЂ”was not black, as you might imagine. This could be proved simply by closing his eyes so that he actually was seeing just black. The blind spot then showed up as a region of vaguely defined yellow and black stripes, like the patterns painted on factory floors to limn danger zones, except that these flashed and fluctuated like an old-time television with its vertical hold out of whack.

Even as he drew these connections he was erecting defenses against a likely flanking attack from Polycultia, one of the Furious Muses, who was always pointing out that everything Richard could possibly think of was culturally relative. In this instance she might expect tactical support from Cerebra, an unintentionally offensive FM who had a knack for pointing out that any idea Richard came up with that he thought was clever was, in fact, but an imperfect rendering of a smarter idea that had occurred to her a long time ago. The projected line of attack from the PolycultiaвЂ“Cerebra axis went something like this: Okay, because part of RichardвЂ™s visual cortex was on the blink, he was seeing вЂњnothingвЂќ in that region. His brain was in the business of constructing, from moment to moment, the sort of three-dimensional model of the universe that, for example, enabled him to grab his phone from his bedside table without opening his eyes. As such, it couldnвЂ™t tolerate seeing a patch of вЂњnothingвЂќ in the middle of an otherwise coherent reality. So it tried to fill in the nothing with something. It was simply the visual equivalent of tinnitus.

But why this particular something? He construed it as black and yellow danger stripes, on-the-fritz TV sets, etc., but that was only because he was a white guy of a certain age from Iowa. A Maori midwife or a gay Roman centurion or an eleventh-century Shinto Buddhist, in the grip of the same underlying neurological phenomenon, would fill in the вЂњnothingвЂќ with some other kind of hobgoblin derived from their own set of cultural referentsвЂ”e.g., the wall of cold magical flames surrounding GymirвЂ™s realm in Jotunheim (according to Norse).

Being temporarily blind gave him an excuse to not expose himself to the Din. In an earlier decade heвЂ™d have said вЂњnot check his email,вЂќ but of course email was actually the least intrusive of all the ways the MiasmaвЂ”as Richard referred to the InternetвЂ”had devised to bay for your attention. Richard lumped all of them together under the general heading of the Din. He deemed it unlikely that there would be much that was important in this morningвЂ™s Din, since he had caused his administrative assistant to weave a system of spells and wards: robotic вЂњout of officeвЂќ messages and whatnot.

He had, in consequence, time to kill before his appointment. He put the dвЂ™Aulaires back into their sack. As best as he could while half-blind, he made a sweep through the joint looking for any more of SophiaвЂ™s stuff. Then he took the elevator down to the lobby of the building. There was a cafГ© and bakery between it and the sidewalk. He had it in mind to buy a copy of the New York Times and, once his vision had cleared, to do the crossword puzzle. Not that he was even really all that fond of crossword puzzles as such, but the mere fact of having time to spend on it was an indicator of being a free man, in a certain sense.

Vo, the proprietor of the bakery, came out to greet him by name. He was a Vietnamese man in his sixties or seventies who, Dodge inferred, had acquired world-class baking skills as some consequence of the French colonial presence in his home country. This operation was serious business: not just a toaster oven under a counter but a whole complex of expansive kneading boards and marble slabs, Evinrude-sized stand mixers, and walk-in ovens reaching deep into the building. Senior Asians and hairnetted hipsters could be viewed rolling out pastry dough and hand-shaping croissants. Vo would not deem the business to have succeeded until he had everyone in a half-kilometer radius walking home every evening with a baguette under his or her arm.

The front of the house sported half a dozen small tables and, where it fronted on the sidewalk, a window counter. A secondary entrance connected to the buildingвЂ™s lobby. Richard came in that way and picked up another cup of coffee and a New York Times. Vo wanted him to understand that he had yesterday acquired a bushel of ripe Yakima Valley apples from a personal connection at the Pike Place MarketвЂ”just enough to make a few tartes tatin, which he was keeping in reserve for special customers. Not that it was much of a secret, since the apple-y aroma had permeated the whole ground floor. He was wont to back up his verbal communications with physical demonstrations, perhaps a habit acquired during the decades when he had been learning English the hard way. Gently cupping one of RichardвЂ™s elbows in the palm of his hand, he led him around behind the counter to display a cardboard box stashed there, half-full of apples. He bent down and pawed through them until he had found a worthy specimen, then pulled it out and held it up in front of RichardвЂ™s face, perching it atop his fingertips in a pose that strongly called to mind EscherвЂ™s Hand met Spiegelende Bol, save that in this case, of course, it was an apple. It was an apple from which earlier generations of American grocery shoppers would have recoiled in dismay, had they seen it in the produce section at their local Safeway. It was half the size of the brawny, cottony Red Delicious apples usually seen in such places, its color ranged from an almost purple shade of red to an almost yellow shade of green, it had a few minor spots and dimples, and a couple of actual leaves were still attached to its stem. But it was so round and taut that it looked ready to explode. Vo kept thrusting it higher and higher into the air, looking back and forth between it and Richard.

вЂњNow, that is a real apple!вЂќ Richard finally said. It was not a particularly clever thing to say but he knew it was the only thing that would calm Vo down. Vo rewarded him by insisting that he take the apple вЂњfor lunch.вЂќ Richard received it with due ceremony, like a Japanese businessman accepting a business card, running his fingers over its curves and turning it this way and that to admire its color, then placed it carefully into the bag slung over his shoulder. He soon found himself at his customary table with his coffee, his crossword puzzle, and his slice of tarte.

He was at least two-thirds finished with it when he remembered with a start that he was under doctorвЂ™s orders not to eat any food before the medical procedure. He had obeyed earlier but forgot himself when confronted with the opportunity of tarte tatin fresh from the oven.

He looked at the remaining partвЂ”the best part, since it comprised the edge crust, and he had been raised to save the best for lastвЂ”with a mixture of guilt and embarrassment. In the end he decided to eat it. He doubted that having food in the stomach was really a significant danger. It was just one of those general recommendations, like turning off your cell phone while pumping gas, that had been promoted to a hysterical warning by lawyers. And to the extent it might actually be dangerous, the die was already cast. Having three-thirds of a slice in his stomach couldnвЂ™t be much worse than having two-thirds. And if he left the remainder on his plate, Vo would notice it and take it the wrong way and perhaps demote him from special-customer status.

More important than the possible medical complication was the question, which came quickly to mind, of whether this lapse was an early indicator of senility. The speed with which he had demolished the crossword puzzle seemed to argue against it. But that was all long-term memory, right? He wasnвЂ™t sure. As a boy he had been oblivious to the existence of this thing called senility until an older cousin had clued him in to it during a family reunion and supplied a brief (and in retrospect hilariously imprecise) rundown of its symptoms while casting significant glances at Grandma. After that, young Richard had overcompensated for his earlier naivete by becoming hypervigilant to its onset in family members of even modest decrepitude.

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The doctorвЂ™s staff had been very firm on the point that, following the procedure, he would be unfit to drive because of the powerful drugs they were going to give himвЂ”that he would, for all practical purposes, be an ambulatory basket case, and that they wouldnвЂ™t even begin the procedure unless he had a designated minder who would sign him out afterward and take responsibility for keeping him away from heavy machinery. Accordingly, Richard now walked two blocks to a transit stop, boarded a city bus that would take him to the medical complex on the hill above downtown, and made himself comfortable in a seat amidships.

He woke up his phone. Its home screen was chicken-poxed with little red dots with accusatory numbers in them, the consequences of having turned a deaf ear to the Din for twelve whole hours. He willed himself not to see those and instead brought up his address book. He scrolled to the K section and found five different entries for Corvallis Kawasaki. Some of them had little pictures attached to them, which helped Richard guess how out-of-date they were. Most had accumulated during the years that Corvallis had worked hand-in-glove with Richard at Corporation 9592, the game company that had made Richard a billionaire and Corvallis, in the lexicon of the tech business world, a decimillionaire. The pictures on those tended to show him hoisting pints in bars or in various funny/celebratory poses connected with the companyвЂ™s rise to prominence in the online gaming industry. One of them, however, was a very straight, formal head shot of Corvallis with his hair neatly trimmed and gelled, wearing a suit and tie. This cardвЂ”which was only a few months oldвЂ”identified him as the CTO of Nubilant Industries, a company that did cloud computing. It had been formed last year as part of a вЂњroll-up,вЂќ which was tech biz parlance for acquiring and combining several companies that were all operating in the same вЂњspace.вЂќ Corvallis had been induced, by means of a hefty stock option grant, to leave his position at Corporation 9592 and join the new company. Richard had been sorry to see him go, but he had to admit that it was an excellent fitвЂ”Corvallis had overseen the shift of all Corporation 9592вЂ™s operations from old-fashioned server racks to the cloud, and he hadnвЂ™t been as lavishly compensated as others who had been luckier in their timing. Since CorvallisвЂ™s departure to NubilantвЂ”which was headquartered near downtown SeattleвЂ”he and Richard had exchanged texts on several occasions, trying to find time to meet up for a drink. So far, it had not come together. But when Dodge pulled up his Corvallis text message stream, he found, at its tail, a flurry of messages from over the preceding weekend, in which Corvallis agreed to take the afternoon off and serve as RichardвЂ™s designated minder, collecting him from the clinic in his narcotic haze and taking him to lunch or something as he returned to his senses.

omw to clinic, Richard thumbed. Then he fetched a substantial pair of headphones from his bag and placed them over his ears. The sounds of the bus were muted. He plugged the cord into the phone and turned the headphones on. For these were electronic noise-canceling headphones. Directly they began to feed anti-noise into his ears, making everything quieter yet.

Corvallis texted back, K. The phone displayed the ellipsis indicating that he was still typing.

Dodge activated the music player app and began scrolling through his playlists, looking for the P section. His tinnitus was ramping up because of the unearthly quiet produced by the noise-canceling feature.

Corvallis added, if u r feeling up to it I will take you by the officeвЂ”would like to show you what we are up toвЂ”cool stuff!

Richard decided not to respond to that one. As much as he liked Corvallis, he dreaded going on tours of high-tech companies. He tapped the words вЂњPompitus Bombasticus.вЂќ The lavish tonalities of a full symphony orchestra, backed up by a choir and fortified by a driving modern percussion section, filled his ears. Pompitus Bombasticus was RichardвЂ™s favorite group. Apparently it was just one guy working alone in a studio in Germany; the philharmonic, the choir, and all the rest were faked with synthesizers. This guy had noticed, some years ago, that all inexpensive horror movies used the same piece of musicвЂ”Carl OrffвЂ™s Carmina BuranaвЂ”in their soundtracks. That opus had become a clichГ©, more apt to induce groans or laughs than horror. This German, who had been living the starving-artist lifestyle while trying to establish a career as a DJ, had been struck by an insight that had transformed his career: the filmmakers of the world were manifesting an insatiable demand for a type of music of which Carmina Burana was the only existing specimen. The market (if the world of composers and musicians could be thought of as such) was failing to respond to that demand. Why not then begin to make original music that sounded like the soundtrack of the sort of movie scene in which Carmina Burana inevitably played? It didnвЂ™t have to sound exactly like Carmina Burana but it needed to evoke the same feelings. The German gave himself a new name, which was Pompitus Bombasticus, and put out a self-titled album that was enthusiastically ripped, torrented, downloaded, and stolen by innumerable aspiring young filmmakers united by a common sentiment that if they heard Carmina Burana one more time they would shove pencils into their ears. Since then, Pompitus Bombasticus had come out with five more albums, all of which Richard had legally downloaded and merged into this one long playlist. The breathtaking sweep and emotional bandwidth of the music made unloading the dishwasher seem as momentous as the final scene of 2001: A Space Odyssey. In this case, it cast a haze of fake poignancy over this text from C-plus (as Dodge called Corvallis). He did not wish to come out and say as much directly, for fear that C-plus would take it the wrong way, but, in the later phases of their professional relationship, C-plusвЂ™s role had become less all-around tech expert and more general intellectual sidekick and helpmeet. When it came to all of the stuff that Richard had omitted to learn during his extremely colorful late teens and early twenties, Corvallis Kawasaki was Virgil to his Dante, Mr. Peabody to his Sherman.

As an example, when Richard had remarked, a few years ago, on the fact that nearly all of his dreams were set in the landscape of the same small town in Iowa, C-plus had told him that this was related to a well-known insight by a German philosopher named Kant, who had posited that the mind simply was not capable of thinking about anything at all without mapping it onto space and time. The brain was just hooked up that way, nothing you could do about it. Young Richard had learned the basic properties of space-time by pedaling around a particular street grid on his bicycle, trick-or-treating on particular blocks, fleeing from big kids and vice principals through convenient backyards. It was burned into his neural вЂњconnectomeвЂќ now; it was the Kantian substrate of all mental activity relating to space and movement. Perhaps worrying that Richard wasnвЂ™t following his argument, C-plus had then wrapped it all up by likening it to the hexagonal graph paper that nerds used to plot out the landscapes on which war games were prosecuted. This final detail had planted a suspicion in RichardвЂ™s mind that C-plus was just fucking with him. This had all happened, for no particular reason, minutes before a board meeting: the most important board meeting in the history of Corporation 9592, during which they announced that the companyвЂ™s annual revenues now exceeded those of the Roman Empire at the height of the Augustan Age. Richard had fobbed the task off on the CFO, who would revel in that kind of thing. While the CFO was running through his PowerPoint deck, Richard had pulled out his phone and, in a merely pro forma attempt to conceal what he was doing, had, under the conference table, Googled Kant. The results looked formidably hard to read but sufficed to prove that there had actually been a guy named Kant and that he had indeed concerned himself with such topics.

The music of Pompitus Bombasticus made RichardвЂ™s fifteen-minute bus ride seem as inspiring and yet tragic as the Battle of Stalingrad. As the vehicle swung around a corner downtown, it was halted by a man holding up a stop sign as a long truck full of dirt pulled out into the street, bound for wherever excess dirt was dumped. The soundtrack in RichardвЂ™s headphones made this labored but basically simple operation seem as much a technological miracle as the departure of a massive yet graceful starship from its orbiting dry dock. It was taking Dodge a few moments to get his bearings. He realized that an older skyscraperвЂ”a building that had helped to define the cityвЂ™s skyline since the 1960sвЂ”had been obliterated while RichardвЂ™s attention had been elsewhere. A rendering on a sign depicted a much taller building that was going to replace it. Fogeyish as this was, he felt somehow let down and scandalized. You take your eye off the ball for a minute and a buildingвЂ™s gone.

But in the very next block was a building that had been a celebrated architectural happening when it had gone up, what, five, no, ten years ago. Now it was just part of the landscape. It occurred to him to wonder whether he would still be alive when it was torn down. For that matter, he had been known to wonder whether his current car was going to be the last car he would ever buy, whether the leather jacket he was wearing now was going to outlive him. He was not being morbid. He was not depressed, not thinking about death overmuch. He just assumed that he was on a very long glide path leading to death in perhaps another thirty to fifty years and that he had plenty of leisure in the meantime to ponder it. He saw life as a trench in the First World War sense of that term, dug very deep at one end but becoming more shallow as you marched along, gradually ramping up to surface level. Early in your life you were so deep down in it that you didnвЂ™t even know that shells were bursting and bullets zipping over its top. As time went on these became noticeable but not directly relevant. At a certain point you began to see people around you getting injured or even killed by stray bits of shrapnel, but even if they were good friends of yours, you knew, in your grief and shock, that they were statistical aberrations. The more you kept marching, however, the more difficult it became to ignore the fact that you were drawing close to the surface. People in front of you died singly, then in clusters, then in swathes. Eventually, when you were something like a hundred years old, you emerged from the trench onto open ground, where your life span was measured in minutes. Richard still had decades to go before it was like that, but heвЂ™d seen a few people around him buy the farm, and looking up that trench he could see in the great distanceвЂ”but still close enough to see itвЂ”the brink above which the bullets flew in blazing streams. Or maybe it was just the music in his headphones making him think thus.

They passed a good restaurantвЂ”a favorite of RichardвЂ™s when he needed to host a business lunch. A box truck pulled out of the adjoining alley and inserted itself into a gap in traffic in front of the bus. It was decorated with the logo of a company that evidently provided table linens to restaurants that were classy enough to make use of them. Off the little truck went, headed for the next restaurant where it would make a delivery. The bus driver was annoyed by the manner in which it had claimed the space. Richard, ahead of schedule and not responsible for anything, just zoned out on the flow of traffic. As they passed the alley, he saw a beer truck unloading kegs of microbrew. The purposes of linen and beer trucks were obvious, being printed right on their sheet metal, but of course every vehicle on the street and every pedestrian on the sidewalk had a purpose as well. It was the flowing-together and interaction of all those intentions that made a city. The early failure of Corporation 9592вЂ™s game designers to capture that feeling had led to several months of RichardвЂ™s doing what Richard generally did, which was to attack problems so weird that merely to cop to their existence would have been career suicide for anyone who wasnвЂ™t the company founder. The name of the game, and of the imaginary world in which it was set, was TвЂ™Rain. The worldвЂ™s geology had been convincingly simulated by a man who went by the name of Pluto and who was very gifted at that sort of thing. The urban landscapes had turned out to be much less convincing, for reasons not immediately clear. It was one of those problems assumed to be trivial that had turned out to be really hard. What it boiled down to, once they had spent millions of dollars flying people in for seminars and simulating urban traffic flows on supercomputing clusters, was that, in a real city, everyone had something they were trying to do. Sometimes everyone had a different goal, other times (as just before a big sporting event) everyone had the same goal. The way that people and vehicles moved reflected their pursuit of those goals. When you had spent some time in a real-world city, your brain learned to read those behaviors and to process and understand them as citylike. When you visited a made-up city in a massively multiplayer online game, however, you generally saw group behaviors that failed to match those that convinced your brain that you were looking at something real, and the illusion failed.

вЂњPill Hill,вЂќ which loomed above downtown, had long ago been seeded with several hospitals that had done nothing but grow and consolidate as the city had developed into a horn of plenty, morbidity-wise. The few spaces not claimed by the hospitals themselves had sprouted medical buildings, twenty and thirty stories high, all interconnected by skybridges and tunnels. That combined with mergers and consolidations had turned the hill into a fully interlocked, mile-wide, three-dimensional maze entirely devoted to health care. It was well served by mass transit. Richard could have taken the bus right to the entrance of the clinic. Instead he decided on the spur of the moment to get off several blocks early and enjoy a stroll down Cherry Street. The neighborhood was old by local standards, with mature maples that had presumably been imported by settlers who wanted it to look like the leafy towns of the northeastern and midwestern United States. The autumn color was peaking. His earlier musings had caused him to wonder, again just in an idle and non-gloomy way, how many more times in his life he would see the leaves turn. Twenty or thirty? Not a superlarge number. One of the Furious Muses was pointing out to him that the smallness of this figure should drive him to appreciate the beauty more than he was doing. That didnвЂ™t seem to work, but he had to admit that the glorious colors were made even more impressive by the current Pompitus Bombasticus selection.

What pathways in the brain, he wondered, connected these patterns of sound to pleasure? And were they intrinsic to the working of the mind or just an accident of evolution? Or to ask the same question another way, if there was an afterlife, either old-school analog or newfangled digitalвЂ”if we lived on as spirits or were reconstituted as digital simulations of our own brainsвЂ”would we still like music?

It hadnвЂ™t exactly rained, but the walk was wet anyway, with moisture that had condensed from the atmosphere. Red leaves were plastered to it, as if the place had been overrun by patriotic Canadians. The ones underfoot had gone a little dark, but when he gazed down the length of Cherry Street, the trees lining it had a Canadian-flag purity and intensity of redness no less than that of the traffic lights suspended above major intersections.

Corvallis Kawasaki had told him that there was a word for this: вЂњquale.вЂќ The subjective experience of (for example) redness. Or of music, or of a tarte tatin. Neurologists and philosophers both wrote of qualia, tried to puzzle out what they were exactly, how you got them, whether they were intrinsic to consciousness. Did the ants feeding on a puddle of spilled soda experience its sweetness? Or were they too simple for that and only responding programmatically? The infrared sensor on an elevator door did not experience qualia of people stepping through its beam; it was just a dumb switch. Where on the evolutionary ladder did the brain stop being a glorified elevator door sensor and begin to experience qualia? Before or after ants? Or was it the case that an individual ant was too simple to experience qualia but a whole swarm of them collectively did?

All of these lofty considerations aside, Richard enjoyed qualia to a degree that bordered on the sexual. He had ruined more than one first date by reacting to a swallow of wine or a bite of steak in a manner that the woman across the table seemed to find a little creepy. A few years earlier, he had passed through a sort of prolonged near-death experience during which heвЂ™d had way too much time to think about this. He had even drawn up a list of good ones, as if cataloging them would lead to mastery, or at least understanding:

The black sheen of an old cast-iron griddle, its oily smell when heated.

The pucker in the back of a manвЂ™s powder-blue dress shirt.

The smell of a cedar plank fractured along a grain line.

Sparks of sunlight reflecting from waves.

The shape of the letter P.

Finding your exact location on a map.

Shortening your stride as you approached a curb.

Moving around in a houseвЂ”walls you canвЂ™t pass through, doors you can.

Remaining upright. Balance. Standing on one foot.

Bubbles on the bottom of a pan getting ready to boil.

Having an appetite.

Just having been hit on the nose.

The opening strains of вЂњComfortably Numb.вЂќ

So much for the poet in him; the tech magnate idly wondered about all of the processing power that was being consumed by his brain, even in its most idle moments, simply taking in qualia and organizing them into a coherent story about the world and his place in it.

He snatched a particularly brilliant red maple leaf right out of the air and let it plaster its wet anatomy to the palm of his hand. He looked at it the way he mightвЂ™ve as a kid looking at just such a leaf on a farm in Iowa. An observer at a distance would assume he was looking at his phone. There was something almost sinister about its symmetry, which was far from perfect and yet obvious and undeniable. Dark veins forked away from its spine. On its back surface, they stood out, like girders under a roof. On the front, each vein was a channel grooved into the red flesh, draining it like a system of rills and creeks and rivers, or feeding it like capillaries in an organ. It was a little triumph of spatial organization, like the state of Iowa, replicated millions of times along the length of Cherry Street and about to become mulch in the gutter. He decided to spare this one such an ignominious fate and slipped it into his bag. Later he would show it to Sophia.

He became aware of being looked at. A boy of perhaps twelve was walking up Cherry Street. He had recognized Richard and was approaching, to the mild consternation of his adult minderвЂ”presumably his father. On his left forearm he wore a newfangled plastic splint, the kind that made the wearer look like a bionic superwarrior instead of a damaged gimp. And indeed the music of Pompitus Bombasticus made his final approach to Richard seem like the triumphal entry of a hero into Valhalla. With his good hand the kid was fishing his phone out. He would want to take a selfie with Richard so that he could post it and achieve, at least for a few hours, the MiasmaвЂ™s equivalent of Valhalla-like glory. Richard obligingly pulled the phones from his head and let them encircle his neck. He shook the boyвЂ™s handвЂ”this was awkward because of the splint and the phone. Followed at a seemly interval by the adult, the two of them walked side by side for half a block. The boy was a heavy player of TвЂ™Rain. He was smart and appealing, with well-formed and completely reasonable ideas on how to make the game even better. They drew to a halt in front of the entrance to the clinic. The kidвЂ™s monologue continued, Richard paying attention and nodding, until the father, sensing the nature of RichardвЂ™s errand, intervened and directed the boy to wind it up. The boy had, while talking, got his phone configured to take a selfie, which he now did. He was narrating as he did so and Dodge understood that he was not taking a still photo but a snippet of video, more difficult to counterfeit and thus, when posted, more cred enhancing. He shook the kidвЂ™s hand and exchanged nods with the dad: Over to you. The kid had got a mildly stricken look on his face; it had occurred to him that Richard Forthrast might be sick.

ThatвЂ™s what medicine was to kids: an acute response to disease. When you got older you understood it was more like brushing your teeth: a system of highly evolved strategies for preempting bad things that could happen to you if you took no preventive measures. Part of him wanted to explain this to the kid, to assuage his little pang of anxiety, but the conversation had gone on long enough and was over now. He went into the building musing on the weird role that his society had picked out for him as a guy who had built, or caused to be built, an imaginary world.

No expense had been spared on the interior design front to make the building seem as little as possible like what it really was. They had even eschewed a traditional matter-based directory in favor of a touch screen. Dodge employed this to remind himself which floor his appointment was on. The thing read like an electronic compendium of maladies. To browse it was to be grateful for all of the things that had not yet gone wrong with his body and his mind. Almost as miraculous as life itself was the number of ways it could end, or at least turn into a living hell. And for each of those there was a different, exquisitely evolved medical sub-subspecialty. He almost felt that he was failing this stupendous industry by not being sick in any interesting way. For todayвЂ™s procedure was utterly routine, a thing done a thousand times a day. He found his destination on the screen and walked to the correct elevator bank, casting a glance toward the entrance to the parking garage just in case C-plus might happen to show up. But this did not happen and so he had the elevator to himself at first. His clinic was on a high floor. En route, people with various impairments got on and off. Either they were lost or else they were being transferred between cooperating sub-subspecialists. For the most part they were oddly cheerful. Beyond a certain point it was all just kicking through wreckage.

A prominent sign on the check-in counter at the clinic read, PATIENTS: DO NOT EAT OR DRINK ANYTHING BEFORE YOUR SURGERY. But it gave no instructions as to what you should do if it was already too late, and so Richard socked it away in the same round file as the cancer warning signs that were posted on every single flat surface in the state of California. The nurse who was checking him in asked whether he had anyone lined up to take him home. Richard pulled out his phone, shingled with texts from Corvallis Kawasaki complaining of traffic delays, and held it up as a sort of affidavit that his ride would be here long before he was needed. On went the inevitable plastic bracelet. They led him back and had him change into the obligatory gown. An unseemly fuss was made over his wallet, phone, and other valuables, for which they wanted it understood they could not be responsible. Dodge once again scented lawyers with too much time on their hands. He heard C-plusвЂ™s voice outside, and thought of calling out a greeting, but didnвЂ™t really want to be seen or communicated with in the bracelet and gownвЂ”these made him seem sick, which he wasnвЂ™t. The pace of preparations was accelerating almost exponentially. Dodge got a clear sense of the proceduralist doctor as a cash cow of such fiscal immensity that his time and movements had to be scheduled and accounted for as carefully as an airline did with each 737. DodgeвЂ™s slot was next. They invited him onto a gurney and wheeled him into the procedure environment. An IV was started and taped to his arm. Sensors were clamped to his fingertips and Velcroed around his bicep; machines came alive to him and began to display information about his vitals. He knew where this was going. They were about to render him unconscious with amazing pharmaceuticals. In a minute, Atropos would snip the thread of his consciousness and he would, for all practical purposes, be dead. But when the procedure was finished Clotho would resume spinning his thread and he would come back to life as if it had never happened. It was weird stuff from that deeper and older stratum of myth, pre-Greek, pre-Norse, definitely nothing he would share with Sophia later, when he showed up at her house with the books.

A man came in, presumably the doctor since he didnвЂ™t introduce himself and seemed to expect that Richard would know who he was. He mentioned that he had a character in TвЂ™Rain and began to ask questions about a certain technicality in the rules of the game. Richard was already getting a little foggy, but he understood that this wasnвЂ™t a real conversation. The doctor just wanted to know when the patient had lost consciousness. They must have injected the drug into his IV line. New qualia: a mask over his nose, cold dry gas flooding his nostrils, a hiss. Atropos snipped his thread.

3 (#ulink_27d3876e-3484-5768-9b6a-eef3dfcfe7d8)

Corvallis Kawasaki had, in a funny way, been looking forward to the dayвЂ™s activities, or lack thereof. His job was to show up in the waiting room of a certain medical specialist, wait for Dodge to come out all groggy, get him into a car, and then take him to some combination of movie and lunch. Compared to what he normally did for a living, it was simple. It was also physical. Not as physical as skiing or welding, but much more physical than his job, which consisted of moving pixels around on screens in certain ways that were projected to be highly lucrative.

There was some professional guilt entailed in taking the day off. He assuaged it in the waiting room by opening up his laptop, connecting to the buildingвЂ™s guest network, establishing a secure link to his companyвЂ™s network, and writing a number of emails. These were all more or less calculated to hurl tasks into colleaguesвЂ™ laps, which he reckoned might keep them off balance long enough that they wouldnвЂ™t miss him while he was taking in some kind of stupid action movie with Dodge. As he always did while working, he went into a sort of flow state that must have lasted for about half an hour. At the beginning of it he was conscious of his surroundings: patients biding their time, receptionists checking people in, medical personnel in scrubs striding to and fro on their sensible shoes. And, just for a moment, DodgeвЂ™s voice heard dimly from the back, making a crack as he was wheeled to the procedure room. Nothing that needed concern him at the moment. Into the universe of email he went, and abided for a time.

He was vaguely aware that people were, all of a sudden, distressed about something. This almost pulled him out of his reverie. But he knew that, whatever was going on, there was nothing he could do about it. People got stressed out at work all the time. It was not his problem.

He did raise his head and look when the front door of the office suite was punched open by a team of three firemen. Waiting for them was a woman in scrubs. She had made eye contact with the firemen before they even reached the door. As they burst in, she turned on her heel and ran into the back, and they understood that they should follow her. They were carrying not axes and hoses, but large boxes emblazoned with red crosses.

The initial reaction of Corvallis was, some would say, curiously detached and unemotional. Evidently, someone in the back of this medical practice had been taken ill. Perhaps an elderly doctor had suffered a heart attack, or something. One would think that a medical practice, sited in a building full, from top to bottom, of medical offices, in a neighborhood entirely given over to the medical industry, would have some special procedure to follow in such a case. But, if Corvallis Kawasaki understood correctly what he was seeing, this was not the case. When there was a problem, the people here dialed 911, just like anyone else. The call was routed to the nearest fire station and the EMTs were dispatched. This was mildly surprising, but the technology executive in him found it actually to be quite reasonable and, in a way, comforting. The EMTs in the fire stations were the best at what they did, the quickest to respond. The system was working.

Now that his focus on the screen of his laptop had been broken, he sat up straight and began to take in further details. A woman in pink scrubs was standing where he could see her, hands clasped together in front of pursed lips, staring down a hallway. Her eyes began to glisten. The EMTs were firing off tight bursts of words. The receptionists had stopped doing their work entirely and were just sitting frozen at their workstations, gripping the edges of their desks, like officers on the bridge of a starship getting ready to be hit by photon torpedoes. The voices of the EMTs became louder and clearer. While continuing to do their work, they were, it seemed, wheeling the patient out of a room, down the hallway, toward the exit. The woman in pink scrubs sprang out of the way. One of the receptionists, who had a better angle than Corvallis, scrambled up, ran across the lobby to the door, and hauled it open.

The EMTs wheeled Richard Forthrast out on a gurney and maneuvered him at reckless speed out the door and in the direction of the elevator bank. He was only visible to Corvallis for one, perhaps two seconds, and so it took a little while for Corvallis to process what he had seen. Richard was shirtless, the open-back hospital gown stripped away from him, and electrodes had been stuck to his torso. A tube had been inserted between his teeth and, presumably, down into his windpipe. One of the EMTs was holding a sort of rubber bag, squeezing it in a slow steady rhythm to force air into RichardвЂ™s chest.

Corvallis KawasakiвЂ™s first, absurd instinct was to pull his phone out of his pocket and dial RichardвЂ™s number. Because what was going on here was obviously weird, obviously a crisis. On both of these counts it was very much a Richard sort of problem. For much of his postcollege life, Corvallis had been in the comfortable habit of knowing that any such matter could automatically be handed off to Dodge, who would be not merely willing but eager to take it on. Why, Dodge would be offended if weird crises were not instantly dumped into his lap. This was now at odds with the intellectual awareness that Dodge was dying or dead.

He closed his laptop, slid it into his bag, stood up, and followed a debris trail of medical wrappers to the elevator lobby, which he reached just in time to glimpse RichardвЂ™s gray face and wired-up torso as a pair of doors glided shut on it. He punched the вЂњdownвЂќ button and waited for the next lift in a very odd state of mind. Nothing was certain yet. Word had not yet gone out on what Dodge referred to as the Miasma. Corporation 9592вЂ™s stock had not begun to slide. Standing there alone in that lobby, he could convince himself that he had just imagined it, suffered a kind of waking nightmare. If Dodge was about to die, should the world not have been crumbling all about him? Should the streets not have been full of wailing gamers? And yet the elevator lobby was just an elevator lobby, changeless as the stars.

When he reached the ground floor he was able to follow a trail of shocked bystandersвЂ”security guards, incoming patients, scrub-wearing medics waiting in line for their lattesвЂ”to an exit of the building just in time to see an ambulance peel out. A moment later it turned on its lights and its siren.

Corvallis broke into a run. He was able to keep pace with the ambulance for about a block as it negotiated some turns, slowing to honk in righteous fury at a dim-witted motorist, then cutting across six lanes of traffic. Presently it went around a corner and disappeared from view behind a vast hospital, but Corvallis was able to track it by sound, and compare those findings with red signs pointing the way to EMERGENCY. DodgeвЂ™s ambulance ride had been all of about three blocks long. They could almost have rolled him there on the gurney.

Corvallis resisted an urge to just run out into traffic, the way characters did in movies. He whacked buttons and waited in law-abiding fashion for pedestrian signals, then ran when he could. He reached the emergency room perhaps sixty seconds after the ambulance had pulled in. Dodge had already been wheeled in past the reception barrier. Here the receptionists were shielded behind thick walls of glass, like inner-city liquor store clerks, and watched over by ceiling-mounted cameras in black glass bubbles, as well as an actual human security guard who seemed a little distracted by what had just blown by him. Corvallis found himself on the outside of the glass barricade, sharing a waiting room with a Hispanic construction worker who had damaged his left hand and a stocky black woman who was texting. The nurse behind the glass wall asked Corvallis whether she could help him. He sensed that she was sizing him up, putting her training to use as she evaluated him for signs of trauma or mental illness. He was wearing khaki trousers and an old T-shirt with a black raincoat. He approached the glass wall and explained that he was with the man who had just been wheeled in from the ambulance.

He didnвЂ™t make it past the barrier. It was some kind of policy issue regarding CorvallisвЂ™s actual relationship to the patient. He and Richard had not come in together. Richard had not formally designated Corvallis as his wingman. Corvallis could have been anyone. For all they knew, he was a mentally ill person who had just followed the ambulance in. Or perhaps Richard and Corvallis were lovers, and it was a domestic violence situation. The nurse at the front desk had no way of knowing. She had made some remark about вЂњnext of kin.вЂќ This shut him up and sent him to the nearest waiting room chair. Partly because it was a disturbing turn of phrase and partly because, yes, of course, that was his highest responsibility at this moment: to get in touch with Zula Forthrast and let her know that she needed to come to the hospital.

She was there twenty minutes later, breathing hard. She had simply run from her condo, which was less than a mile away in the adjoining hilltop neighborhood. She worked part-time now, mostly from home, which was within walking distance of SophiaвЂ™s preschool. The Forthrast family had adopted her, at the age of seven, from an orphanage in Eritrea, and raised her in a farm town in Iowa. Her adoptive mother had died in an accident and she had become a ward of the whole extended family. Corvallis wasnвЂ™t certain who her parents were according to the letter of the law, but sheвЂ™d become very close to her uncle Richard. Corvallis saw her running down the sidewalk, puffs of steam coming from her mouth. To have come here on foot was an unusual choice, but just the sort of calculation that Zula would make; the distance was such that she could cover it this way faster than it would take to summon an Uber. She slowed to a fast walk as she approached the building. The glass doors opened for her automatically. She was wearing a sweater and jeans and toting the knapsack she often used in lieu of a purse; she hadnвЂ™t bothered with a hat or a raincoat. Her uncontained hair had drawn humidity from the air and was a bedewed, corkscrewy glory. As she came in she recognized Corvallis, who had stood up. She took a step in his direction before correcting her course to the nursesвЂ™ station. вЂњZula Forthrast,вЂќ she announced, reaching for her wallet. вЂњHere to see my uncle Richard Forthrast.вЂќ She slid her driverвЂ™s license across the counter. вЂњI was told he was here.вЂќ And only then did she look up and meet CorvallisвЂ™s eye. She looked alert and interested. After some of the things she had lived through, nothing much could make her distraught. Not that she didnвЂ™t have feelings, but sheвЂ™d learned how to wall them off. The events of a few years ago had thrust her into the public spotlight for a while, forced her to develop the knack that all famous people had of maintaining a certain persona while exposed to the gaze of strangers. It was serving her well now. She had a kind of distracted air about her, and Corvallis couldnвЂ™t tell whether she was dazed by the news or being wry. How many things could go wrong in her life?

вЂњNothing is simple with my uncle, huh?вЂќ she said.

вЂњNopeвЂќ was the best Corvallis could come up with.

вЂњHow bad is it?вЂќ she asked.

He didnвЂ™t know what to say.

вЂњItвЂ™s pretty bad, huh?вЂќ she said. Giving him permission.

вЂњI kinda got the sense that it was super bad,вЂќ he admitted.

She nodded and blinked.

The nurse informed them that Richard had already been transferred to the ICU and gave them an idea of how to find it.

Corvallis and Zula went down the suggested hallway, found some elevators, and began to navigate the three-dimensional labyrinth of the hospital. Other patients or medical staff were always getting in between them, and so they didnвЂ™t try to talk. Zula sent a couple of text messages, then tilted her head back to trap some tears in the pouches of her eyes.

Finally they got to the entrance of the intensive care unit. вЂњHere we go,вЂќ Zula said.

вЂњIs there anythingвЂ”вЂќ Corvallis began, but she strode ahead of him and approached the nurse at the front desk. вЂњZula Forthrast,вЂќ she said. вЂњNext of kin of Richard Forthrast, who I think was just brought up here. Is there anyone who can give us the rundown? We have no information whatsoever yet about his condition.вЂќ

They found themselves sitting in a small office that, Corvallis guessed, had been placed here specifically for conversations of this type. Modern sofas formed a right-angled U around a coffee table with flowers in a vase. Kleenex boxes competed for space with Purell dispensers. Takeout menus for local restaurants were neatly arranged in a binder; the Wi-Fi password was handwritten on the inevitable Post-it note. A big window afforded a rain-spotted view down the hill to the central business district, white sky above it and gray sea below.

A perfunctory knock on the door preceded the entrance of a scrub-wearing man in his forties. Asian-American, heavy-framed eyeglasses chosen to fit a square face. He introduced himself as Dr. Trinh and invited everyone to make themselves comfortable on the available seating.

вЂњHe suffered an unusual complication during the procedure that caused him to stop breathing. The staff were unable to correct the situation. By the time the emergency medical technicians were able to arrive on the scene and insert a breathing tube, his heart had stopped. They had difficulty restarting it. Currently he is on a ventilator. That means that a machine is breathing for him.вЂќ

вЂњHeвЂ™s not capable of breathing for himself?вЂќ Zula asked.

вЂњWe donвЂ™t think so.вЂќ

вЂњThat means his brain is badly damaged, right?вЂќ

вЂњWe are observing a complete lack of brain function. In my estimation, he is not coming back. IвЂ™m sorry to have to give you this news. But I need to ask you whether your uncle had a living will. Did he ever make a statement as to how he wanted to be treated in the event he ended up on life support?вЂќ

Corvallis interrupted the long silence that followed by saying, вЂњI can work on that.вЂќ

He knew in his heart that he was taking the cowardвЂ™s way out. He suspected that Zula knew it too. Her task was a nightmare: to contact all of the other family members and to tell them what was going on while holding it all together for Sophia. And, possibly, to make an executive decision to pull the plug on the man who was the closest thing she had to a father. Merely being in proximity to someone going through all of that was enough to put Corvallis into a cold sweat.

Tracking down a legal document seemed light duty.

Zula nodded and spared him a little smile. вЂњThank you, C-plus.вЂќ She looked at Dr. Trinh. вЂњI would like to see him, if that is okay.вЂќ

In the college town that was his namesake, Corvallis had been raised by a father who was clearly on the autism spectrum and a mother who was within spitting distance of it. He was an only child. The household was stable and drama-free. They read books and played board games. Emotional matters were outsourced to relatives, who were all rather far away. From time to time Mom or Dad would be called upon to offer support to a relative or a family member in distress, which they generally did by wiring money, solving a logistical problem, or making a donation to an apposite charity. They didnвЂ™t go to church, whichвЂ”never mind what you actually believed, or didnвЂ™tвЂ”inoculated children with a steady low-level exposure to christenings, bar mitzvahs, weddings, and funerals. While in middle school Corvallis had started to become aware that he was not much good, compared to other people, at situations where he was called upon to express his emotions. Like the early warning signs of a dread disease, this had first surfaced when he had found himself at a party and discovered that he couldnвЂ™t dance. Movement per se he was good atвЂ”he already had a brown belt in tae kwon doвЂ”but movement expressive of feelings was impossible for him. Since then the condition had only become more pronounced.

This lack of surefootedness extended to simple matters such as talking to strangers on the telephone and complimenting female friends on their new haircutsвЂ”two things, among many, that he would cross the street to avoid doing. The mere thought of all the telephone calls that Zula was about to have to make, the crying, the hugging, the writing of notes, tear-soaked airport pickups, long wrenching heart-to-hearts with third cousins twice removedвЂ”merely being in proximity to it, with no real expectations or responsibilities at all, was nearly enough to send Corvallis into a panic attack.

But there was always a way out. CorvallisвЂ™s dad was the designated photographer at family reunions. He was not a hugger, but he did a dynamite job of taking pictures of people hugging; no hug could escape the sleepless gaze of his bleeding-edge Nikon. Corvallis was enormously relieved now to have a specific task in which expressing emotions was not merely unnecessary but actually somewhat counterproductive. He opened his laptop. He figured out how to get on the hospitalвЂ™s guest Wi-Fi network. He forced himself to ignore all of the email that had piled up during the hour or so since he had last checked it and went to the website for Argenbright Vail. This was a Seattle-based law firm with branches in San Jose and a few other centers of the tech economy. Formerly a small, white-shoe sort of practice, it had, during the decades since Microsoft had taken root in this area, grown to the point where it now had something like a thousand lawyers. Argenbright Vail had helped Dodge form Corporation 9592, accepting payment in the form of an envelope of twenty-dollar bills, and had represented both him personally and his company ever since. Corvallis didnвЂ™t know whether Dodge even had a will, or, if he did, where it might be found, but this was an obvious place to start looking.

Argenbright Vail occupied ten floors of an office tower that was directly visible out the window of this very room. When Corvallis dialed the extension of Stan Peterson, the partner there whom he deemed most likely to know the answer to his question, he could almost imagine that Stan was visible through one of those windows, the white French cuff of his shirt flashing as he reached out to pick up his handset. For once, the telephone gods were smiling upon Corvallis, and he was able to get through on the second ring. It probably helped that he was the CTO of a hot startup, his name, title, and photograph enshrined in Argenbright VailвЂ™s awesome high-tech phone system and displayed on the screen of StanвЂ™s computer at the same time the phone rang.

вЂњCorvallis Kawasaki, as I live and breathe!вЂќ Stan called cheerfully.

вЂњStan, are you in your office? Someplace private?вЂќ

вЂњYeah, let me just close the door.вЂќ Corvallis heard Stan doing so. вЂњWhatвЂ™s up? Should I get Laura?вЂќ He was referring to another partner there who handled the account of NubilantвЂ”the company Corvallis now worked for. Stan, on the other hand, was DodgeвЂ™s personal lawyer. Perhaps he was assuming that Corvallis was confused and had dialed the wrong extension. Happened all the time.

вЂњNo, this is about Dodge.вЂќ

вЂњIs he in trouble again?вЂќ Stan asked with feigned exasperation that was meant to be humorous, and would have been, if Dodge hadnвЂ™t been brain-dead.

Corvallis gave him an explanation of what was happening. Or had happened was truer, but more painful, as it captured the reality that it was not going to un-happen. Every so often, he paused in case Stan wanted to jump in with a question. But Stan was utterly silent, except for some breathing, which sounded a little faster and heavier than normal.

вЂњOf course!вЂќ he blurted out, when Corvallis had finally got around to asking about the will. вЂњI mean, yes! We drew up his will. Years ago. ItвЂ™s got the thing youвЂ™re asking for.вЂќ

вЂњA living will?вЂќ

вЂњHealth care directive,вЂќ Stan corrected him. вЂњSame thing. But, C-plus, are you sure вЂ¦вЂќ

вЂњSure of what?вЂќ

вЂњThat his condition is really at the point whereвЂ”where we need to be reading that document?вЂќ

вЂњYou mean the document that states what Dodge wanted to happen in the case where he was brain-dead, and on life support?вЂќ Corvallis asked.

After a long pause, Stan said, вЂњYeah.вЂќ

вЂњThe doctor didnвЂ™t pull any punches. HeвЂ™s with Zula now. When he comes back IвЂ™ll double-check. But in the meantime I think you had better get it over here.вЂќ

Stan was slow to respond. Corvallis tried, вЂњWorst case is that itвЂ™s a false alarm and we have a laugh over it.вЂќ

This was a lie, but it worked. вЂњIвЂ™ll do it,вЂќ Stan said immediately.

DodgeвЂ™s will arrived twenty minutes later, delivered by a bicycle messenger who pulled it out of a rain-washed bag slung over one shoulder. Homo Seattleus, Corvallis thought as he regarded this lanky young man, his dreadlocks, his long reddish beard, his Utilikilt, his blinding array of independently flashing bike safety lights, his stainless-steel water bottle. Somewhat contrary to his appearance, he was all business and insisted that Zula would have to sign for the receipt of the documents. She did so without interrupting a telephone conversation that she was having over her earbuds. Corvallis took the envelope back to the little private room that they had turned into their operations center and undid the string tie and pulled out a stack of documents. There were three of them: a fat one that was the actual last will and testament, and two shorter ones, the health care directive and the disposition of remains. He did so with a feeling of dread so powerful that it induced tingling in his fingertips. He was afraid that the voice of Dodge was about to speak to him from the health care directive, stating bluntly that if he ended up on a ventilator he was to be put to death forthwith. In which case it would happen now, before Corvallis had had time to even Google the five stages of grief. He was holding out some hope that Dodge might have gone softвЂ”or, much more likely in the case of Dodge, that he had been so bored by the process of drawing up these documents that he had simply signed whatever they had put in front of him, and that it might afford some kind of loophole. An excuse to keep him on the machine for a few days at leastвЂ”long enough for more family members to converge on the scene and shoulder Corvallis out of the way and make it not be his problem.

What he found was neither. The health care directive was curiously verbose. And it was a bit odd from a typographical standpoint. The introductory paragraph and some of the connective tissue was in the Palatino that was standard at Argenbright Vail. But big slabs of it were in Monaco, a sans-serif typeface that tended to be used by nerds to display computer code in terminal windows. This was, in other words, a document that had been assembled largely by copying and pasting material from something elseвЂ”something that looked like it had been downloaded from the Internet back in the pre-web days. Probably straight text, as opposed to a word processing document. The quotation marks and other punctuation suggested that it had originally been composed in the nerd-friendly text processing program Emacs. No effort had been made by Stan, or whoever had drawn this thing up, to вЂњselect allвЂќ and tidy up the formatting.

Those sections of the document contained instructions. Detailed instructions. Weird ones. Technically precise instructions on how to kill Dodge in a controlled manner, should he ever wind up on a ventilator. The machine was not just supposed to be disconnected. Instead it was to be left on while DodgeвЂ™s body was infused with a certain mixture of drugs and his core temperature was dropped using an ice bath. Only then was the ventilator to be removed. And then, at the moment that Dodge stopped being a living person at deathвЂ™s door and became legally dead, the reader was urged to set aside the health care directive and pick up its companion document, the disposition of remains. And this had exactly the same typographical peculiarities. It was a seamless continuation of the protocol begun in the health care directive. Once the ventilator had been disconnected, DodgeвЂ™s body was supposed to be chilled down as quickly as possible with an ice-water IV, bath, and enema. Only then was it acceptable to move вЂњthe remains,вЂќ and this was supposed to happen in a meticulously described way, taking the corpse directly to a particular facility in the high desert outside of Ephrata, Washington, where it was to be kept cryogenically preserved.

The nerd in Corvallis was fascinated by the level of technical detail embodied in these documents, and wanted to have a conversation with whatever team of doctors and neuroscientists had toiled over them. And the socially awkward geek was relieved, in a way, to have something to take his mind off of what was happening around him. As long as he was hunched over these protocols he was absolved of responsibilities on the emotional front. But there was a third aspect of his personality that slowly came to the fore, and wrestled the steering wheel, as it were, away from the others. That was the CTO, the responsible business executive who was at least passingly familiar with the world of lawyers. And the CTO was curious about the typography thing. Argenbright Vail was a sophisticated tech law firm. Richard Forthrast was one of their most important clients. Many thousands of dollars must have been spent poring over these documents before they had been sent to Dodge for his signature. To set them all in Palatino and clean up the formatting would have been the work of a few moments for an intern. Leaving them in this state, he suspected, had been a deliberate choice. A way for Argenbright Vail to put the protocol in scare quotes. To make it clear, to any future reader, that they had just been following instructions. DodgeвЂ™s instructions, presumably.

Corvallis had an вЂњoh shitвЂќ moment then. A clear memory and an understanding. He checked the signature date on the documents. They were nine years old. Richard had caused them to be drawn up when he had become wealthy. He had signed them, filed them away, and forgotten about them. He was the last man in the world who would have bothered to update and maintain his will.

вЂњIs he wearing a bracelet?вЂќ Corvallis asked Zula during a rare moment when she wasnвЂ™t on the phone to Iowa.

вЂњA what?вЂќ she asked, not certain sheвЂ™d quite heard him correctly. It was a weird question; Dodge was about as likely to wear a bishopвЂ™s miter as a bracelet.

вЂњI mean a medical alert kind of bracelet. You know, like people wear if they have drug allergies or something.вЂќ

вЂњFor the doctor to read in the ER if youвЂ™re found unconscious.вЂќ

вЂњYeah.вЂќ

вЂњI donвЂ™t know,вЂќ she said, вЂњbut I donвЂ™t think so. Want me to go check?вЂќ

вЂњHang on,вЂќ Corvallis said, вЂњI think I can spare you the trouble.вЂќ He had brought up the photo application on his laptop. He had thousands of pictures archived on this thing. Organizing them into albums was one of those tasks he never seemed to have time for. But the application did have a built-in ability to recognize faces, and automatically to produce collections of pictures that included a particular face. During stretches of bored downtime on airplanes, Corvallis had taught it to recognize a few faces that were important to him, including that of Richard Forthrast. He clicked on вЂњDodgeвЂќ in the interface. The application cogitated for a few moments and then populated the window with thumbnails of pictures featuring Dodge, or people who, according to its algorithm, resembled him. With another click Corvallis sorted them according to date, then began to page through them from the beginning. His earliest personal photograph of Dodge was from about eight years ago, but he had a few older photos, taken before he had even met the man, that had found their way onto his drive as the result of being attached to emails or what have you. Some of these showed a very young man: the long-haired 1970s draft-dodging edition of Richard Forthrast, hanging out in wild places along the IdahoвЂ“British Columbia border, and depicted in the flamboyant hues of scanned Kodachrome. No bracelets for him. Hitting the right-arrow key, he worked up through the years until he stumbled into a series of pictures taken around the time of Corporation 9592вЂ™s initial public offering. In one of those, Dodge was gripping a magnum of champagne in both hands, bracing it against his penis, holding a thumb over the mouth of the bottle to make it spray foam at Pluto. The photo was harshly lit by a flash and it showed both of his arms clearly. On his left wrist, competing for space with a cheap digital wristwatch, was a medical alert bracelet: a metal plaque about the size of a large postage stamp, held on with a chain, blazoned with a red caduceus, otherwise covered with print too fine to read. Way more metallic real estate than what would have been needed for вЂњI am allergic to penicillin.вЂќ

Corvallis didnвЂ™t need to read it because he knew exactly what it was. Just to be sure, he checked the date of the photo and verified that it had been taken within a couple of months of the signing of the will.

He opened up a new browser window and clicked in the search box. He turned his attention to the health care directive and skimmed through one of those Monaco-font sections until he found an unusual series of words. He typed those in and hit the Enter key and was immediately presented with a screen full of exact matches. The same text had been copied and pasted in many places on the Internet. For his purposes, most of them would be red herrings. Corvallis scanned through the search results until finally he saw the word that he had, this entire time, been trying to dredge up from his memory.

He went back to the search box and typed вЂњEutropians.вЂќ A memory from the early days of the Internet, the 1990s tech boom.

The primary website had not been updated for more than ten years. The organization, if it even still existed, seemed to have gone dark in 2002, in the black years after the implosion of the tech bubble and 9/11.

The Wikipedia entry was bracketed in multiple layers of warnings; people had been fighting over it.

Some of the basic facts, however, seemed indisputable. The Eutropians were a movement that had taken shape during the early 1990s, when all things had seemed possible through technology. It was just an informal discussion group in Berkeley, with a branch around Stanford. They had adopted the World Wide Web early and created what at the time was an unusually sophisticated website. Now, of course, it was as dated as black-and-white TV. A nonprofit had been founded, later obtained 501(c)(3) status, and ceased to exist in 2004. More than one for-profit company had emerged from the movement. The Wikipedia entry was littered with question marks and complaints from various editors. Corvallis didnвЂ™t have to check its history to know that it had been the battleground of many flame wars. The details didnвЂ™t matter.

вЂњIf I can get Dr. Trinh in here,вЂќ Corvallis said, вЂњcan I then have a few minutes of your time?вЂќ

Actually he didnвЂ™t say it; he texted it to Zula, who was across the table from him, trying to calm someone down over the phone. She glanced at the screen of her phone, then looked up at him and nodded.

Corvallis had a bit of a hard time convincing the nurse at the front desk that what he had to tell Dr. Trinh was really more important than what he was doing at the moment, but when he used the words вЂњhealth care directiveвЂќ and вЂњlegalвЂќ it got her attention. A few minutes later, the doctor was in the room again with Corvallis and Zula.

вЂњThere was this group of geeks in the Bay Area in the 1990s who thought they saw a path to immortality through technology,вЂќ Corvallis began. вЂњThey became known as Eutropians. It is a quasitechnical name. If entropy is the tendency of things to become disorganized over time, then eutropy is a statement of optimism. Not only can we defeat entropy, but the universe, in a way, wants us to use our powers as conscious beings to make things better. And part of that is defeating death.вЂќ

вЂњHowвЂ™d that work out for them?вЂќ Zula asked, deadpan.

вЂњThese guys were smart,вЂќ Corvallis said. вЂњNot flakes. There was nothing they didnвЂ™t know, or couldnвЂ™t learn, about the science. They knew perfectly well that it was going to be a long timeвЂ”decades at leastвЂ”before practical life-extension technology became available. They knew that in the meantime they could die at any point in a car accident or whatever. So, they instituted a stopgap. Based on the best science at the time, they designed a protocol for preserving human remains and keeping them on ice indefinitely.вЂќ

вЂњSo that, down the roadвЂ”вЂќ Zula began.

вЂњDown the road,вЂќ Corvallis said, вЂњwhen it did become technologically possible, they could be brought back to life.вЂќ

вЂњLike Walt Disney,вЂќ said Dr. Trinh.

вЂњApparently thatвЂ™s an urban myth,вЂќ Corvallis said, вЂњbut yeah, itвЂ™s the same idea. Cryonics. ItвЂ™s a big long hairy story. The idea has been around since the 1960s and itвЂ™s come and gone in waves. Well, what you both need to know is that Richard got caught up in one of those waves for a little while.вЂќ

вЂњIt doesnвЂ™t seem like him,вЂќ Zula said.

вЂњYes and no. Sure, he isвЂ”wasвЂ”skeptical. A fatalist. But he was also open-minded. Willing to take calculated risks.вЂќ

вЂњIвЂ™ll give you that.вЂќ

вЂњAround the time that his company became a big deal, he was making a lot of contacts in the tech world, going to conferences, hanging out with VCs. One of the VCs who had backed Corporation 9592 also had some money in a startup that had been founded by an offshoot of the Eutropians. To make a long story short, it was a cryonics company. They constructed a facility in eastern Washington State. Electrical power is cheap there because of the Grand Coulee Dam.вЂќ

вЂњAnd that was their biggest expense,вЂќ Dr. Trinh surmised. вЂњPower to keep the freezers running.вЂќ

вЂњExactly. They approached a lot of people who had new tech money and offered them a PascalвЂ™s Wager kind of deal.вЂќ

вЂњPascalвЂ™s Wager?вЂќ asked Dr. Trinh.

вЂњPascal once said that you should believe in God because, if you turned out to be wrong, you werenвЂ™t losing anything, and if you turned out to be right, the reward was infinite,вЂќ Corvallis said.

Zula nodded. вЂњIt was the same exact deal here.вЂќ

вЂњExactly,вЂќ Corvallis said. вЂњIf cryonics turned out to be worthless, and it was impossible to save your frozen body, who cares? YouвЂ™re dead anyway. But if it actually did work, you might be able to live forever.вЂќ

вЂњI can totally see Richard going for that,вЂќ Zula said, nodding. вЂњAfter a few drinks.вЂќ

вЂњHe did go for it, and he followed all of their recommended procedures,вЂќ Corvallis said. вЂњFor a little while, he wore a special medical bracelet giving instructions on how to freeze his body.вЂќ He spun his laptop around and let them see the photograph. вЂњAround the same time, he updated his will. And most of it, IвЂ™m guessing, is just an ordinary will.вЂќ Corvallis rested his hand on the thickest of the three documents. вЂњBut the health care directive and the disposition of remains consist mostly of boilerplate instructions that had been developed by the Eutropians. And basically what it says is that after his body has been chilled down, itвЂ™s supposed to be shipped to this facility out in eastern Washington, where a team of medical technicians will take over and prepare him for the full cryonic-preservation thing.вЂќ

вЂњIвЂ™ve never seen that bracelet on him,вЂќ Zula remarked.

вЂњBecause he stopped wearing it before you came out to Seattle,вЂќ Corvallis said. вЂњHe told me this story once, a long time ago. About the Eutropians and the VC and all the rest. I had kind of forgotten it. Dodge had a lot of stories and this wasnвЂ™t the most interesting of them.вЂќ

вЂњNo, it wasnвЂ™t,вЂќ Zula confirmed, with a slow shake of the head.

вЂњIt was pretty clear from the way he told the story that he had decided the whole thing was ridiculous. Like when he went out and bought that Escalade and then wrecked it.вЂќ

вЂњOne of those silly things that boys do when they suddenly get a lot of money,вЂќ Zula said.

вЂњExactly. ItвЂ™s long forgotten. ButвЂќвЂ”and Corvallis now rested his hand on the health care directiveвЂ”вЂњhe never updated his will.вЂќ

вЂњThat is still legally binding?вЂќ Zula asked sharply, nodding at the documents.

вЂњIвЂ™m not a lawyer,вЂќ Corvallis said.

They both looked at Dr. Trinh, who held his hands up as if under arrest and shook his head.

Stan PetersonвЂ”who was, in fact, a lawyerвЂ”was there half an hour later. He had canceled all of his appointments, he wanted it known. He did not announce this in a self-congratulatory manner. He just wanted Zula to understand that the full resources of Argenbright Vail, up to and including drone strikes and private rocket ships, were at her and the familyвЂ™s disposal.

вЂњAlice is on a plane,вЂќ Zula told him. вЂњSheвЂ™ll be here late tonight.вЂќ

Stan looked a little nonplussed.

вЂњRichardвЂ™s sister-in-law,вЂќ Zula explained.

вЂњSheвЂ™ll be the executor?вЂќ

Zula shook her head no and glanced at the will. вЂњSheвЂ™s just the most senior next of kin, I guess you would say. I donвЂ™t know how it works. If weвЂ™re going to do somethingвЂ”to pull the plug or whateverвЂ”she would want to be in on it.вЂќ Her face screwed up and she went into a little cry.

вЂњIвЂ™m sorry,вЂќ Stan said. In addition to nonplussed, he seemed a bit of a mess emotionally. It was evident that he too had cried, and done it recently enough that he had a lingering case of the sniffles. He had probably looked at Richard on his way in. вЂњWho is named as the executor?вЂќ

Zula looked up, sniffled, controlled it. Then her eyes turned to Corvallis.

вЂњSorry, I havenвЂ™t read the will,вЂќ Corvallis began.

Zula interrupted him. вЂњI have. YouвЂ™re the executor, C-plus.вЂќ

вЂњOh.вЂќ Corvallis said. вЂњHoly shit.вЂќ

вЂњYou and I have a lot to talk about then,вЂќ Stan said.

вЂњBut heвЂ™s not technically dead yet, right?вЂќ Corvallis said. вЂњSo, the will doesnвЂ™t kick in. Not untilвЂ”вЂќ

вЂњNot until there is a death certificate,вЂќ Stan said with a nod. His eyes strayed toward the health care directive. He sniffled once more and nodded at it. вЂњThat was drawn up personally by Christopher Vail Jr.,вЂќ he said. Seeing that this meant nothing to the others, he elaborated: вЂњThe cofounder of our firm. He took early retirement about five years ago. Early-onset AlzheimerвЂ™s. HeвЂ™s in a special hospice now. HeвЂ™s feeling no pain. But he wonвЂ™t be able to help us with these documents.вЂќ

вЂњHave you read them?вЂќ Corvallis asked.

вЂњIn the Uber, on the way here.вЂќ Stan raised his eyebrows in a mute commentary on what he had seen on those pages, and Corvallis was unable to hold back a faint smile.

вЂњI took the liberty of running a diff,вЂќ Corvallis said.

вЂњIвЂ™ll guess that is some kind of technical term?вЂќ

вЂњI ran a text analysis program that compared these documents with the ones on the Internet that they were obviously adapted from.вЂќ

вЂњHow did you obtain an electronic copy? These are paper,вЂќ Stan pointed out.

вЂњI took a picture of it with my phone and OCRed it,вЂќ Corvallis said.

Stan seemed to find it all a bit irregular. вЂњWhat did you learn from вЂ?running a diffвЂ™?вЂќ

вЂњChristopher Vail Jr. didnвЂ™t just blindly copy the boilerplate language,вЂќ Corvallis said. вЂњHe made changes.вЂќ

вЂњI would certainly hope so!вЂќ said Stan.

вЂњNot to the technical instructions, of courseвЂ”thatвЂ™s all the same, word for word. But in the language around it he added some other provisions.вЂќ

вЂњC-plus, youвЂ™ll have to forgive me for being, frankly, a little unprepared for all this,вЂќ Stan said, and sighed. вЂњI will admit I hadnвЂ™t looked at RichardвЂ™s will or these other documents. If I had been aware of their unusual contents, I might have spoken to him, at some point, about refreshing them, doing a little routine maintenance. As it is, I am in all honesty running a little behind. Perhaps you could just tell me what it is that you think you have found and I can give you my word that by the time Alice arrives I will be fully on top of all of this.вЂќ

вЂњIt looks to me like the original language from Ephrata was written by nerds.вЂќ

вЂњEphrata? Sounds biblical.вЂќ

вЂњIt is. But in this case IвЂ™m talking about Ephrata Cryonics Inc. The cold storage place in the town of the same name. ItвЂ™s in the desert east of the mountains. Or it was.вЂќ

It took a moment for that last word to sink into StanвЂ™s brain. вЂњOh, shit.вЂќ

вЂњItвЂ™s okay,вЂќ Corvallis said. вЂњSee, this is where Christopher Vail earned his fee. The founders of Ephrata were true believers. They believed they had come up with the ideal way to preserve human remains. And they believed that Ephrata Cryonics Inc. was going to be around forever.вЂќ

вЂњBecause so many people were going to sign up for the service вЂ¦,вЂќ Zula said.

вЂњThat theyвЂ™d have a fat bank account, economies of scale, the whole bit,вЂќ said Corvallis.

вЂњWell, as one who knew Chris Vail well when his faculties were intact, IвЂ™m guessing he took neither of those presumptions for granted,вЂќ Stan said.

Corvallis nodded. вЂњIf you read this, I think what youвЂ™ll see is him basically saying: look, if Ephrata Cryonics is actually still in business when Richard Forthrast dies, and if they are solvent, and if no better technology has been invented in the meantime to preserve the remains, then go ahead and follow these instructions and ship Dodge off to the big freezer in Ephrata.вЂќ

вЂњBut if any of those is not true вЂ¦,вЂќ Stan said.

вЂњWell, then it gets complicated,вЂќ Corvallis said.

вЂњLike it was all so simple before,вЂќ Zula muttered.

Corvallis pulled the disposition of remains over to him and flipped through to the last few pages, which were all in the standardissue justified Palatino of Argenbright Vail. вЂњComplicated in a way that makes my brain hurtвЂ”but IвЂ™ll bet you can make sense of it.вЂќ

вЂњAt your service, sir,вЂќ Stan said.

Fortuitously, they were joined a moment later by a woman who introduced herself as the hospitalвЂ™s general counsel. It was easy enough to infer that sheвЂ™d been alerted to the presence of a patientвЂ™s attorney in the ICU department and was coming down to find out what was up. That the patient was a famous billionaire and the lawyer a senior partner at Argenbright Vail had presumably put some spring in her step. She was younger and less heavily groomed than might be expected; a Catholic feminist soccer mom with a Brown degree, according to the Miasma. Esme Hurlbut, believe it or not. Enjoyed knitting and free climbing. A few minutes were lost in making introductions and bringing Esme up to speed; Dr. Trinh repeated what the others already knew of DodgeвЂ™s condition. Corvallis spent the time rifling the Miasma for more information about Ephrata Cryonics Inc.

When the conversation resumed, he was in a position to say more: вЂњEphrata took in a bunch of money from people like Dodge. They froze a few bodies almost immediatelyвЂ”which probably seemed like progress at the timeвЂ”but it forced them to keep the freezers running forever after that. They got hit with a lawsuit from some pissed-off Eutropians that depleted their reserves. They never really hit their targets financially. The bottom fell out after the dot-com crash. In 2003 they did a reorg. Their first step was to cut the heads off and burn the bodies.вЂќ

вЂњIвЂ™m sorry, could you say that again?вЂќ Stan asked.

Esme Hurlbut, who had clearly been apprehensive when she had entered the room, was now more fascinated.

вЂњThey had eleven bodies in cryostorage at that point,вЂќ Corvallis said, flicking his gaze down at his laptop to verify the stats. вЂњThe contract that all eleven of those people had signed, while they were alive, when they gave Ephrata Cryonics their money, contained an out. It said that the remains were to be preserved in cryogenic storageвЂ”or through whatever means, in the judgment of Ephrata Cryonics, were best suited to the desired goal of eventually bringing the deceased back to life.вЂќ

Esme raised her hand like the smart girl in the front row. вЂњJudgment? Or sole judgment?вЂќ she asked.

вЂњSole judgment,вЂќ Corvallis answered after scanning the words on his screen. In his peripheral vision he saw Esme and Stan exchanging a fraught glance.

вЂњAnd based on that,вЂќ Corvallis continued, вЂњthe argument that Ephrata Cryonics now made was that the only thing that mattered was the head. Or, when you get right down to it, the brain. The body was basically disposable. Any future society that had enough technology to bring a frozen brain back to full conscious functioning would be able to grow a new body from DNA. So, to save money, Ephrata Cryonics decapitated the eleven frozen bodies and packed the heads into a much smaller freezer.вЂќ

вЂњCut their operating expenses to the bone!вЂќ Stan proclaimed approvingly. Momentarily losing track, perhaps, of whose side he was on.

вЂњWhat does this mean for us today?вЂќ Zula asked.

Stan pulled the health care directive over to himself and began scanning it. He seemed to be focusing on the part of it that had been contributed by his former colleague Christopher Vail. As he did so, he spoke in a somewhat distracted manner: вЂњI think that is going to depend, Zula, on the questions we talked about a minute ago вЂ¦ whether the company is solvent вЂ¦ what the current state of the technology is вЂ¦вЂќ

вЂњDepends on what you mean by вЂ?solvent,вЂ™вЂќ Corvallis said. вЂњAccording to the InternetвЂ”вЂќ

вЂњWhich as we know is never wrong,вЂќ Esme put in.

вЂњYeah. According to the Internet, the decapitation gambit only bought them three more years. Then they reached a pointвЂ”вЂќ

вЂњOh, my god, I remember this now. It was a news story, briefly,вЂќ Esme said. вЂњThe power company was threatening to shut them off for nonpayment. The company insisted that letting the brains thaw out would be tantamount to murder. It was a standoff.вЂќ

Stan literally slapped his forehead. вЂњJesus. I canвЂ™t believe Dodge got into business with these people.вЂќ Which merely drew quizzical looks from both Zula and Corvallis, wordlessly asking, Do you have the first idea of the kinds of people he did get into business with? Oblivious, Stan shook his head. вЂњBut at least weвЂ™ve answered the question of whether they are solvent.вЂќ

вЂњDepends on what you mean,вЂќ Corvallis said. His Googling was still keeping pace with the conversation. вЂњA deal was worked out. One of the original Eutropians swooped in. Elmo Shepherd.вЂќ

вЂњOne of those pissed-off Eutropians who had sued them earlier?вЂќ Zula asked.

вЂњYou got it. Shepherd was the main instigator of that lawsuit. He claimed that Ephrata Cryonics had laid claim to some IPвЂ”some intellectual propertyвЂ”that ought to have been in the public domainвЂ”the open-source work of the original Eutropians.вЂќ

вЂњHang on, I know who El Shepherd is. Hell, IвЂ™ve met him,вЂќ Stan said. вЂњI think heвЂ™s one of our clients in the Silicon Valley office.вЂќ

вЂњHe made some money on an IPO and became a venture capitalist,вЂќ Corvallis said. вЂњMostly conventional tech VC stuff, it looks likeвЂ”but he has maintained a side interest in life extension.вЂќ

вЂњSo, what happened when he вЂ?swooped inвЂ™?вЂќ Esme asked.

вЂњHe formed a new company called Ephrata Life Sciences and Health,вЂќ Corvallis said. He had ceased to be an autonomous participant in the conversation and become a conduit for whatever was on the Miasma. вЂњHe funded it with his own money. And he worked out a dealвЂ”he acquired Ephrata Cryonics lock, stock, and barrel. Ephrata Cryonics is now a wholly owned subsidiary of ELSH, which is based out of the Presidio, San Francisco, California.вЂќ

вЂњSo technically it is solvent?вЂќ Zula asked. She had been juggling text messages and ignoring phone calls for several minutes and was losing the battle against electronic distractions.

вЂњAs long as El Shepherd is pouring money into it, itвЂ™s difficult to claim otherwise,вЂќ Stan said. вЂњBut listen, thatвЂ™s not the only out in this document. Assuming youвЂ™re looking for an out. ThereвЂ™s also the question of whether the technology that ELSH is now using is really the best.вЂќ

вЂњIn the sole judgment of ELSH?вЂќ Esme asked.

Stan permitted himself a look of mild satisfaction. вЂњNope. In the boilerplate contract that was signed by the Ephrata ElevenвЂ”the people whose heads ended up in the freezerвЂ”the word вЂ?soleвЂ™ is used, but Chris Vail, bless his heart, struck that word out in the one that was signed by Dodge.вЂќ

вЂњSo we get some say over it,вЂќ Zula said.

Esme looked like she wanted to say something, but thought better of it and crossed her arms.

вЂњYou get lots of say over it,вЂќ Stan said, вЂњand IвЂ™ll bet we can make an argument that cutting DodgeвЂ™s head off and throwing it in a freezer is no longer the best technologyвЂ”if it ever was in the first place.вЂќ

Zula nodded at this and Corvallis had to swallow a mild feeling of discomfort. Later, he would sit down with Zula and Alice Forthrast and remind them that Argenbright Vail stood to make a lot of money if that case went to court and they had to argue it against El ShepherdвЂ™s lawyers. Anyway, his Googling had uncovered more facts that might make it irrelevant. вЂњTurns out,вЂќ he announced, вЂњthat itвЂ™s no longer heads in a freezer. ELSH has moved on.вЂќ

вЂњIвЂ™m ready,вЂќ Stan said. Again, Corvallis found his tone to be a little off. What really mattered was whether Zula was ready. But he could see where this was going. Stan was gradually asserting control over the situation. By the time Alice got off the plane, heвЂ™d be fully in command, ready to introduce himself as the Forthrast family lawyer.

Zula exchanged an unreadable look with Esme. A women-insolidarity kind of thing, he guessed.

Corvallis waited until he had caught ZulaвЂ™s eye and she had given him the nod. вЂњNow that we have cloud computing,вЂќ he said, вЂњstoring bits is way cheaper than storing body parts in a freezer. A few years ago, ELSH, in its sole judgment, decided that the only thing that really mattered was the connectomeвЂ”the pattern of connections among the neurons in the brain. They took each of those eleven brains and scanned them. Reduced them to data structures. Stored the data in the cloud.вЂќ

вЂњAnd where are those brains now?вЂќ Esme asked. Because that shoe was going to drop eventually.

вЂњThe scanning,вЂќ Corvallis said, вЂњis a destructive process.вЂќ He was reading about it as he spoke. вЂњDestructiveвЂќ was putting it mildly but he saw no need to be heavy-handed. вЂњBy the time it is finished, there is nothing left that could be considered a brain. What is left is, they claim, disposed of in a respectful manner. Cremated. Ashes returned to the next of kin.вЂќ

вЂњAnd since ELSH went over to this process,вЂќ Stan asked, вЂњhave there been any more?вЂќ

вЂњAny more what?вЂќ Corvallis asked.

вЂњAny more like Richard,вЂќ Zula said.

Stan nodded. вЂњPeople who had signed a contract with Ephrata Cryonics and then died after the company got into difficulty.вЂќ

вЂњIf so,вЂќ Corvallis said, вЂњno one is talking about it on the Internet.вЂќ He scrolled back. вЂњOne of these articles does say that ELSH refunded money to some clients, at their request, and canceled the contracts.вЂќ

вЂњBut not Richard,вЂќ Zula said.

вЂњI would have no way of knowing,вЂќ said Corvallis.

Zula was staring at him. вЂњC-plus. Come on. This is Richard. Do you really think he would have bothered?вЂќ

вЂњNo,вЂќ Corvallis said. вЂњDodge wouldnвЂ™t have bothered. If he even remembered signing the contract.вЂќ

вЂњSo, I have some action items,вЂќ Stan announced. вЂњIf itвЂ™s okay with the family, I can reach out to ELSH and find out whether that contract is still in force. Then itвЂ™ll be up to you all to decide how you would like to proceed. My recommendation is that we do a little background research on thisвЂ”what do you call it? The connection thing?вЂќ

вЂњConnectвЂ”connectomics,вЂќ Corvallis said, stumbling over the word in a way that drew puzzled looks from the others. Because some part of his brain had put up an oh shit flag while he was saying it.

вЂњEverything okay, C-plus?вЂќ Zula asked. Giving him a mild feeling of shame that she, of all people, was concerned for his state of mind at such a moment.

вЂњUmm, sorry. ThereвЂ™s a weird connection. Pardon the pun.вЂќ

вЂњConnection to what?вЂќ Esme asked. Her primary reason for remaining in the room had long since become sheer intellectual curiosity.

вЂњI should explain,вЂќ Corvallis said, вЂњthat I work forвЂ”I am the CTO ofвЂ”a cloud computing company here in Seattle. And one of our clients isвЂ”wellвЂ”вЂќ

вЂњDonвЂ™t tell me,вЂќ Zula said. вЂњEphrata Life Sciences and Health.вЂќ

вЂњNot quite. But Elmo Shepherd has a stable of companies that he runs out of the Presidio. Some for profit. Others are more like think tanks, research institutes, and the like. HeвЂ™s really interested in the Singularity, which isвЂ”вЂќ

вЂњI know what it is,вЂќ Zula said.

вЂњI donвЂ™t. Would you indulge me?вЂќ Esme said. She had, in some nonverbal way, bonded with Zula.

Zula nodded and said, вЂњItвЂ™s a kind of belief system that in the future we are going to upload our brains into computers and live forever digitally.вЂќ

вЂњHow do you get вЂ?SingularityвЂ™ out of that?вЂќ

вЂњYou add in MooreвЂ™s Law,вЂќ Corvallis said.

вЂњThatвЂ™s the one that says computers keep getting faster?вЂќ

вЂњExponentially. Extrapolate it out, and it suggests that the souls that have been uploaded to silicon will become super fast, super powerful, and render living, biological brains irrelevant.вЂќ

вЂњI still donвЂ™t see how вЂ?SingularityвЂ™ describes thatвЂ”isnвЂ™t that a word for a black hole?вЂќ

вЂњItвЂ™ll happen in a flash, is the idea,вЂќ Zula explained.

вЂњAnd El Shepherd believes in this,вЂќ Esme said.

Stan was just sitting there with his hands cupped around his eyes. When is this day going to stop getting weirder?

вЂњSome of his other companies exist to support research on different aspects of phenomena relating to the Singularity. One of those is the connectome of the brain. ThereвЂ™s a whole stable of them. Look, IвЂ™m on thin ice here because I canвЂ™t breach the confidentiality of NubilantвЂ™s relationship with its customers.вЂќ

вЂњBut itвЂ™s obvious,вЂќ Stan said, вЂњfrom the look on your face that El Shepherd is storing the connectomes of the Ephrata Eleven on your companyвЂ™s servers.вЂќ

вЂњIf you havenвЂ™t gotten sick of everything being ironic yet,вЂќ Corvallis said, вЂњyou might enjoy knowing that our biggest server farm is out in eastern Washington State. Not far from Ephrata.вЂќ

вЂњWhere power is cheap, and cooling water is plentiful,вЂќ Zula said. She had majored in geology.

вЂњI feel like IвЂ™m losing the thread of this conversation,вЂќ Esme admitted.

вЂњThis is either really good or really bad, in terms of my ability to be useful,вЂќ Corvallis said. вЂњIвЂ™ll ask around and see if I can get through to some of Elmo ShepherdвЂ™s people in the Presidio.вЂќ

вЂњOr El himself,вЂќ Stan said. вЂњThis warrants his attention, I think.вЂќ

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The conversation petered out as it became clear to them that they were not going to pull the plug on Dodge right away. Dr. Trinh left the room to attend to patients who werenвЂ™t beyond helping. Esme distributed business cards and swapped cell phone numbers, then excused herself. Other patientsвЂ™ families needed to use the room and so Stan, Zula, and Corvallis shifted to the hospital cafeteria. From there they went their separate ways: Stan to his office to bone up on the documents, Zula to her home, Corvallis to his office.

The conversation paused for an afternoon. The pause grew to encompass the evening and the night that followed. Twenty-four hours elapsed before it resumed. Corvallis spent it in a kind of limbo. Until there was a death certificate, Dodge wasnвЂ™t legally dead, and so there was no need for an executor. ExecutorвЂ”or, in the more modern gender-neutral usage, вЂњpersonal representativeвЂќвЂ”was to be CorvallisвЂ™s role. He devoted a little bit of effort to learning how the job worked, but it was mostly legalese of the sort that made his head hurt. He had responsibilities at work.

And at about ten in the evening, word somehow leaked to the Miasma that Richard Forthrast was in the ICU with serious medical problems. Then his world exploded for about six hours and ruled out getting very much sleep. The Miasma behaved, sometimes, as if it expected every man, woman, and child on earth to have a social media and PR staff on twenty-four-hour call. It would have been impossible even if Corvallis had been at liberty to say anything.

When next they got together, it was in a suite in an old but well-maintained luxury hotel a couple of blocks from the hospital. Corvallis knew Alice Forthrast a littleвЂ”well enough to guess that she hadnвЂ™t chosen this place. Zula had done it for her. Alice would have made a sort of performance of her frugality and her lack of interest in the ways of big coastal cities by staying in the cheapest available motel near the airport. Zula had preempted all of that by making other arrangements and simply driving her here and dropping her off last night. The place was within walking distance of where Zula, Csongor, and Sophia lived. The relatives back home would wonder why Alice didnвЂ™t just sleep on ZulaвЂ™s couch, or in RichardвЂ™s now-vacant apartment for that matter. But Corvallis followed ZulaвЂ™s thinking. The family would need a command center near the hospital, some neutral ground from which they could operate. A conference room at Argenbright Vail would have put them too much in the law firmвЂ™s pocket. The kitchen table at Zula and CsongorвЂ™s condo would have made certain conversations awkward, if Sophia were underfoot asking to have everything explained. So the hotel suite it was.

By the time Corvallis got there with Jake ForthrastвЂ”RichardвЂ™s younger brotherвЂ”in tow, Zula had already stocked its fridge with milk, yogurt, and a few other staples so that Alice wouldnвЂ™t have to go on making outraged Facebook posts over the cost of room service. Csongor had taken a few days of leave and was at home on full-time Sophia duty so that Zula could focus everything on this. Corvallis had warned people at Nubilant that he would be out of pocket for a few daysвЂ”almost unnecessary given that most people there had awakened this morning to gales of social media coverage of the Forthrast tragedy. Number one on Reddit was a brief video that some random kid had shot yesterday of himself standing next to Dodge outside of the medical building where, only a few minutes later, Dodge had been stricken. Corvallis had forcibly ignored it for a few times and then just broken down and watched the damned thing. Dodge was being reasonably cheerful about being waylaid by his young fanboy; heвЂ™d pulled his headphones down around his neck so that he could hear what the kid was saying, and tinny music could be heard from them when cars werenвЂ™t shusshing past on the wet street. Corvallis had expected that the video would wreck him, but instead he found it weirdly comforting, and watched it several times. Reminding himself of who Dodge was, and getting ready for the post-Dodge world.

Corvallis had, a few minutes ago, picked Jake Forthrast up at the train station downtown. He was in his late fortiesвЂ”a straggler, much younger than the other three Forthrast siblings. He lived in northern Idaho, in a remote community of like-minded people, which was to say extreme libertarians with a religious bent. He had a wife and a brood of kids there. Outside of his little area, he couldnвЂ™t drive, because he didnвЂ™t have a driverвЂ™s license, because he did not believe that the government had the authority to issue them. Yesterday, upon hearing the news, he had somehow made his way to the train station in Coeur dвЂ™Alene and boarded a westbound Amtrak that was running seven hours late. He and Corvallis had crossed paths before and were more comfortable around each other than might have been expected based on the differences in their backgrounds and their political and religious thinking. The drive from the train station to the valet parking in front of the hotel had not lasted much more than five minutes and so Corvallis had not been able to tell him much, other than that RichardвЂ™s condition was unchanged. Jake had a somewhat scruffy beard, auburn turning gray, and had gone mostly bald. He was wearing the sensible flannel-lined work clothes that he wore day in and day out at his job, which was building log cabins and rustic furniture. He gazed around at the lobbyвЂ™s opulent furnishings with an expression Corvallis did not know how to read. The elevator, which was paneled with finely wrought hardwood, gave him something to focus on.

Alice Forthrast was the widow of RichardвЂ™s older brother, John, and the matriarch of the extended family, operating from a farmhouse in northwest Iowa. She was in her seventies but could have passed for younger. She hadnвЂ™t bothered with trying to color her hair, which was thoroughly gray now, and cut short. When Corvallis first saw her she was smiling at Zula, showing real teeth, somewhat the worse for wear. They had been remembering something funny that Richard had done. But when Corvallis and Jake came in they sobered up, as if theyвЂ™d been caught out misbehaving. Jake greeted Zula with a long, warm hug and Alice with a more perfunctory one; she did not fully rise out of her chair, but she did smile at him, lips pressed together, eyes slitted against tears.

Corvallis and Alice had met before, but Zula reintroduced them just in case Alice had forgotten his name. Maybe AliceвЂ™s short-term memory was a little leaky, or maybe it was one of those all-Asians-look-the-same deals. Anyway Alice nodded and said, вЂњOf course, I remember Dodge talking about you and your Rome activities.вЂќ Referring to an eccentric hobby.

вЂњBut heвЂ™s alsoвЂ”вЂќ Zula put in.

вЂњOf course, I know that thereвЂ™s much more to C-plus than just that,вЂќ Alice said, then turned to Corvallis. вЂњOtherwise I donвЂ™t think that Dodge would have entrusted you with being the executor of his will, would he?вЂќ

Good. So someone had laid that on her.

Alice continued, вЂњI want you to know that Richard, whatever some people might say about him, was a fine judge of men, and if he trusted you, then we trust you. And I can see all kinds of intelligent reasons to have the executor be someone outside the familyвЂ”an impartial person.вЂќ

вЂњWell, IвЂ™m just sorry that we are re-meeting under these circumstances,вЂќ Corvallis said. This was a bit of dialogue he had concocted ahead of time, and it sounded that way. So he improvised, вЂњThanks for your statement that you just made.вЂќ Zula and Alice kept looking at him as if they were expecting more. вЂњIt means a lot to me,вЂќ he tried. Both women seemed to find this acceptable as a termination of whatever it was heвЂ™d been trying to gasp out. вЂњIвЂ™ll do my best,вЂќ he tacked on, unable to stop himself, and they began to look a little unnerved.

He was saved by the timely arrival of Stan, who showed up with a younger lawyer in tow.

The summit conference had now attained a sort of quorum. Alice, Zula, and Jake were the closest Richard had to next of kin: to put it bluntly, enough critical mass to pull the plug on RichardвЂ™s ventilator. Corvallis was there in his role as executor, which had not formally commenced yet, and the lawyers were in the house, and on the clock. Insensitive to the ways of lawyers and their hourly rates, Alice insisted on making coffee and small talk, racking up, in CorvallisвЂ™s loose estimation, about a thousand dollarsвЂ™ worth of billable hours before allowing the conversation to spiral around to matters that might be considered business. Distracted by the meter running in his head, Corvallis sipped his coffeeвЂ”which was terribleвЂ”and looked around at the room, which was finished like the abode of a wealthy old lady. Of course, Alice Forthrast was, in fact, a wealthy old lady, but he suspected that her house was finished in an altogether different style.

The younger lawyer was named Marcus, he was from Shaker Heights, he had attended Penn, where he had majored in philosophy and lettered in rowing. After a stint working in a rural Mississippi town with Teach for America, he had gone on to Stanford Law School. He had a lovely wife of Korean ancestry and a six-month-old baby and was just days away from closing on a Tudor Revival three-bedroom in the Queen Anne neighborhoodвЂ”a bit of a fixer-upper but with good bones, a great family dwelling once they pulled the asbestos-covered heating ducts out of the basement, a job on which they were taking bids now. Alice extracted all of this from him and then, almost as an afterthought, got him to admit that his specialty was structuring transactions in the tech industry and that he didnвЂ™t really know anything about family law and had never drawn up a will. Before StanвЂ”who had spent most of the conversation checking his phoneвЂ”was fully aware of the trap that his young associate had just stepped into, he made a similar confession. Now that it was too late, he assured Alice that Christopher Vail had been quite good at that kind of thing.

Alice shook her head like a disappointed mom. On the flight from Omaha last night, she had blown fifteen bucks on wireless Internet service and apparently spent the whole three hours researching Chris VailвЂ™s background and career and found no evidence at all that he knew anything about wills. вЂњYesterday I had Zula send a scanned copy of RichardвЂ™s will to our family lawyer back home,вЂќ she announced, вЂњwho may be a small-town lawyer but I can tell you that he has made out a lot of wills, as it is a major part of his practice, and he found three things wrong with it on the first page. Rookie mistakes, he called them.вЂќ She shook her head.

Stan had put his phone away and was sitting there red faced. Marcus was agog.

вЂњDo you know what it looks like to me? It looks like this Chris Vail character got a call from Dodge that Dodge wanted a last will and testament drawn up, and he said to himself, вЂ?I donвЂ™t want to lose my billionaire, I do believe IвЂ™m just going to take care of it myself. How hard could it be to draw up a will?вЂ™ And he wrote the first and probably the last document of that type of his career, and IвЂ™m sure he was well-intentioned, but he botched it.вЂќ

вЂњAliceвЂ”вЂќ Stan began.

вЂњMalpractice, is what some would call it,вЂќ Alice said.

This woman was a cobra. Corvallis made a note of it.

Wishing he were elsewhere, he let his gaze stray to Zula, who was looking back at him deadpan. Welcome to the family, C-plus.

вЂњWell, itвЂ™s all water under the bridge,вЂќ Alice sighed. вЂњThe will is written the way itвЂ™s written and Dodge signed it because he was too busy to care and there is nothing we can do about it now. The man who did it has moved on to a different place and there is no sense in bedeviling him with recriminations and threats. But I am not Dodge. I am paying attention and I will hold Argenbright Vail to a higher standard as far as competence and billing are concerned.вЂќ

вЂњYes, maвЂ™am,вЂќ Stan said. But the moment was ruined by the ringing of a phone: CorvallisвЂ™s. Stan, perhaps feeling that he had just been saved by the bell, heaved a sigh and looked over at him.

вЂњSorry,вЂќ Corvallis said, and lifted the phone from his shirt pocket. He did a double take at the name on the screen, then held it up so that the others could read it: El Shepherd.

вЂњI would recommend not taking that call just now,вЂќ Stan snapped. Then he looked to Alice, as if seeking her approval. She glanced away demurely, which seemed to settle Stan down. вЂњHave you talked to Mr. Shepherd yet?вЂќ Stan asked.

вЂњNo,вЂќ Corvallis said, вЂњjust some of his minions.вЂќ

вЂњWhat was the general tenor?вЂќ

вЂњIntense focus on the situation,вЂќ Corvallis said. вЂњNot a whole lot of what you would call warmth. A sense of lawyers silently gesticulating.вЂќ

вЂњWell,вЂќ Stan said, вЂњnow that we have gotten to know each other a little bit, this gives a segue into the matter at hand. If I may.вЂќ

вЂњPlease, be my guest,вЂќ said Alice.

вЂњBefore I get into it, what do we hear from the doctors?вЂќ

вЂњNo change,вЂќ Zula said. вЂњWe have to assume that he is braindead and not coming back.вЂќ

As she spoke the last few words she glanced over at Jake, who noticed it, and raised his hand momentarily. вЂњIвЂ™ve already communicated my views on this,вЂќ he said. вЂњOnly God can take a life. In Him all things are possibleвЂ”including a full recovery for Dodge. As long as his soul remains united with his body, Richard is as alive as anyone at this table.вЂќ

Stan allowed a few moments to pass in silence before nodding and saying, in his best lawyerly baritone, вЂњThank you, Jacob. Zula had mentioned to me that you might take that view of it. I want to proceed in a way that is respectful of your beliefs.вЂќ

вЂњI appreciate that, sir,вЂќ Jake said.

вЂњMy job is the law,вЂќ Stan went on, вЂњand as IвЂ™m sure AliceвЂ™s lawyer back in Iowa would be the first to tell you, the health care directiveвЂ”what some people refer to as the living willвЂ”doesnвЂ™t necessarily take the beliefs and opinions of family members into account.вЂќ

вЂњI am aware of it,вЂќ Jake said. вЂњI know IвЂ™m in the minority here anyway.вЂќ He looked across the table at Alice and Zula, who looked right back at him.

вЂњUnder the terms of the health care directive that your brother signed,вЂќ Stan said, вЂњlife support is now to be withdrawn without further delay. But this is to be done according to a specific technical protocol whose purpose is to preserve the brain. And because of the additional provisions that Chris Vail very carefully worked into the documentвЂќвЂ”and here he favored Alice with a significant look, which she disdained to noticeвЂ”вЂњif Ephrata Cryonics is insolvent, or if some better technology has come along in the meantime, there is an out.вЂќ

Alice nodded. вЂњAnd according to my lawyer, one of the problems with this document is that it doesnвЂ™t actually specify the nature of the out. ItвЂ™s open-ended.вЂќ

вЂњIt is difficult,вЂќ Stan said delicately, вЂњto specify the exact nature of an alternative brain preservation technique that hasnвЂ™t yet been invented, or even conceived of. The only way to write such a directive is to make the signerвЂ™sвЂ”RichardвЂ™sвЂ”intent primary. And his intent, apparently, was to make sure that if there existed, at the time of his death, some plausible technology that might later bring him back to life, then that technology should be invoked. And if more than one such technology existed, he quite reasonably wanted the bestвЂ”not just whatever Ephrata Cryonics happened to be peddling on that particular day.вЂќ

вЂњBut who decides that?вЂќ Zula asked.

вЂњUltimately, youвЂ”the next of kinвЂ”make that decision. No one can gainsay it. ThereвЂ™s no penalty for getting it wrong.вЂќ

Jake sat forward. вЂњBut you just finished saying a minute ago that the living will doesnвЂ™t take the beliefs of family members into account.вЂќ

вЂњYou canвЂ™t just countermand the will,вЂќ Stan said, вЂњbut as long as you are making an effort in good faith to carry out RichardвЂ™s underlying intent, you are allowed some discretion.вЂќ

вЂњI guess my point is that we are not experts on neuroscience,вЂќ Zula said.

вЂњThen you can go find someone who is,вЂќ Stan said. вЂњSeattle is full of high-poweredвЂ”вЂќ

Corvallis interrupted him. вЂњDone.вЂќ

Everyone looked at him.

вЂњI mean, itвЂ™s still in progress,вЂќ Corvallis explained. вЂњBut some of the really high-level coders from Corporation 9592 ended up getting hired away, a couple of years ago, by the Waterhouse Brain Sciences Institute. I took the liberty of getting in touch with one of them, Ben Compton, whom I have stayed friends with.вЂќ

вЂњIs this the Waterhouse from the weird cyber bank?вЂќ Alice asked. вЂњThat Waterhouse?вЂќ She was referring to one of the local tech philanthropists, an entrepreneur who had been involved in an early cryptocurrency venture that had somehow managed to grow into a serious financial institution.

вЂњThe same.вЂќ

вЂњForgive me for asking a dumb question, but why would a brain institute hire video game programmers?вЂќ

вЂњGamification,вЂќ Zula said.

вЂњYes,вЂќ Corvallis said, вЂњitвЂ™s kind of a long story and I would be happy to fill you in. But the bottom line is that scientists have identified certain problems that are very difficult for computers to solve but easy for humans. If you can turn those problems into a fun game, then you can get lots of people on the Internet solving them for free. The Waterhouse Brain Sciences people stumbled on one of those problems and decided to gamify itвЂ”then they came after our best game programmers.вЂќ

Alice rolled her eyes. вЂњAnyway. You have friends who work at this high-powered brain institute. Here in town, I assume.вЂќ

Corvallis nodded. вЂњLess than a mile from here. So I reached out to them and broke the news about Richard, whom they love, by the way. And I asked if they knew anything on this topic. I told them about the process that ELSH used several years ago to scan those eleven brains that they had frozen. And theyвЂ”the Waterhouse peopleвЂ”said it is definitely not the state-of-the-art in that field. Much more sophisticated techniques have been developed. Night and day.вЂќ

вЂњThen why isnвЂ™t ELSH using them?вЂќ Alice asked.

вЂњWell, it looks like I could just hit redial on my phone and ask El Shepherd,вЂќ Corvallis said, вЂњbut the answer is probably that they have never been used on human brains before. Only mice.вЂќ

вЂњOnly mice,вЂќ Alice repeated.

The ForthrastsвЂ™ reactions were varied. Alice was incredulous, perhaps wondering why Corvallis had bothered mentioning it if that was the case. Jake shook his head in utter disdain at the foolishness of these rodent-brain-scanning humanists. But Zula got it.

вЂњHow many years?вЂќ Zula asked.

вЂњWhat?вЂќ Alice asked.

вЂњHow many years out? Before they can make one big enough to do a human?вЂќ

вЂњThat,вЂќ Corvallis said, вЂњis what I am trying to find out. I have a call in toвЂ”вЂќ

вЂњYears? What good does that do us?вЂќ Alice demanded. вЂњWe have to make a decision now. RichardвЂ™s lying in a bed across the street on a ventilator.вЂќ

вЂњWe could freeze him now,вЂќ Corvallis said.

вЂњWhoвЂ™s вЂ?weвЂ™?вЂќ Jake demanded.

вЂњSorry,вЂќ Corvallis said. вЂњPoint taken. You, the family, could freeze him now.вЂќ

вЂњIвЂ™ll have no part of it,вЂќ Jake reminded him.

вЂњJake, stop interrupting,вЂќ Alice said. вЂњGo on, please, C-plus.вЂќ

вЂњIf he were frozen now, using the latest version of the Eutropian protocolвЂ”which supposedly preserves the connectome, the pattern of connections among the neuronsвЂ”and if he were kept frozen for a few years, then, when this new scanning technology did become available, his brain could be scanned that way.вЂќ

вЂњBut I was told that the company that freezes people was out of business,вЂќ Alice said.

вЂњRichardвЂ™s net worth is something like three billion dollars,вЂќ Corvallis pointed out.

вЂњEnough to buy a freezer, youвЂ™re saying.вЂќ

вЂњIвЂ™m saying itвЂ™s an option.вЂќ

вЂњThen do we hire someone to stand by the freezer for a few years and make sure it keeps running?вЂќ Jake demanded.

вЂњI donвЂ™t know,вЂќ Corvallis said, вЂњI havenвЂ™t thought it through yet.вЂќ

Marcus, the junior lawyer, had been silent ever since blundering into AliceвЂ™s trap. He spoke up now. вЂњOur law firm has done some work for the Waterhouse-Shaftoe Family FoundationвЂ”the primary funder of WABSI, the Waterhouse Brain Sciences Institute,вЂќ he announced.

вЂњOf course it has,вЂќ Alice said. вЂњArgenbright Vail works for everyone.вЂќ

Marcus held up a hand to stay her. вЂњItвЂ™s a big firm,вЂќ he said, вЂњand we are very careful to avoid conflicts of interest. We have to be. All IвЂ™m saying is that, around here, such foundations are pretty common. A lot of people have made a lot of money in tech. When they reach a certain point in their lives, they start giving it away, and thatвЂ™s how these foundations get established. They interlockвЂќвЂ”he laced his fingers togetherвЂ”вЂњin complicated ways. Now, as soon as a death certificate is issued for Richard Forthrast, according to his last will and testament, a new one of those is going to be brought into existence.вЂќ

вЂњThe Forthrast Family Foundation,вЂќ Alice said, вЂњinevitably.вЂќ

вЂњYou donвЂ™t have to buy your own freezer, is my point. I think the odds are that if you go and talk to WabsyвЂ”вЂќ

вЂњWabsy?вЂќ

вЂњWABSI, which, as Corvallis points out, is less than a mile away, you can work something out in which RichardвЂ™s brain is donated to science.вЂќ

вЂњBut then they could do anything they like with it!вЂќ

Marcus shook his head. вЂњYou can write up any contract you want. Be as specific as you like about what is to be done with it.вЂќ

вЂњWhy would they sign such a contract?вЂќ Alice asked.

вЂњBecause the Forthrast Family Foundation is going to give them a shit-ton of money,вЂќ Zula predicted, вЂњand money talks.вЂќ

вЂњIвЂ™m just the lawyer here,вЂќ Stan said, вЂњbut I like this. We cannot make a reasonable argument that Ephrata Cryonics is insolvent, because it is being supported by El Shepherd out of his own seemingly bottomless funds. So. If the familyвЂ™s preference is that DodgeвЂ™s brain not be prematurely subjected to the same destructive scanning process that ELSH is pushing, then, according to the terms of the health care directive, we simply need to make an argument that there is some better process available. And if thereвЂ™s anything to what Corvallis is saying, thatвЂ™s going to be easy.вЂќ

вЂњEasy enough to satisfy Elmo Shepherd?вЂќ

вЂњWe donвЂ™t have to satisfy him,вЂќ Stan said. вЂњWe just have to be able to look him in the eye when weвЂ™re telling him to fuck off.вЂќ

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Corvallis felt his phone buzzing in his shirt pocket and peeked at the screen. It was a local number that he did not recognize. It ended in two zeroes, suggesting the call was originating from a main switchboard. He excused himself, arose from the table, and walked into the foyer of the suite before answering it.

A minute later he was back in the dining room. In his absence, chairs had been pushed back, dishes collected, laptops slipped back into bags. Zula caught his eye. вЂњEl Shepherd still hassling you?вЂќ

вЂњIt was the place,вЂќ Corvallis said. Fully aware of how inarticulate he was being, he blinked, shook his head, and circled around for another try. вЂњThe medical office where Dodge was yesterday. Where he was, uh, вЂ?strickenвЂ™ I guess is the word.вЂќ

вЂњThe people who killed him?вЂќ Alice asked. вЂњWhat did they want?вЂќ

вЂњIвЂ™m on record as his emergency contactвЂ”I was there when it happened,вЂќ Corvallis said. вЂњThey were just calling to let me know that they have his bag. With his stuff. And his clothes and his wallet and so on. All of that was left behind when the firemen came and grabbed him. So, I guess IвЂ™ll walk over there and pick all of that stuff up.вЂќ The Forthrasts were all just staring at him. вЂњIf, you know, that makes things easier.вЂќ

вЂњPlease,вЂќ Alice said.

вЂњIвЂ™ll walk you down,вЂќ Stan announced, placing a companionable hand on CorvallisвЂ™s shoulder.

In the elevator, Corvallis asked him, вЂњDid I miss anything?вЂќ

вЂњZula is going to talk to a couple of vent farms,вЂќ Stan said.

вЂњWhatвЂ™s a vent farm?вЂќ

вЂњHorrible term. When you have a patient like Richard, who is fundamentally stable but who canвЂ™t be taken off the ventilator, thereвЂ™s no need to keep him in the ICU. It is overkill. ItвЂ™s expensive and it takes up bed space that the hospital could use for people who really need intensive care. There are businesses that exist to serve this market. Think of it like a nursing home, except all of the people who live there are вЂ¦вЂќ

вЂњAre like Richard?вЂќ

вЂњYeah. ThereвЂ™s a politically correct term for it, but doctors call it a vent farm.вЂќ

вЂњSo weвЂ™re thinking of moving Dodge to a vent farm?вЂќ

вЂњAlice is vehemently opposed,вЂќ Marcus said. He managed to say it in a manner that, while utterly deadpan, still conveyed some sense of the vivid impressions he had taken in, during the conversation just concluded, of Alice Forthrast.

вЂњShe wants him to stay in the ICU?вЂќ

вЂњThe alternative would be to move him back to his apartment and put him back in his real bed,вЂќ Stan said. вЂњThe ventilator would have to go with him, of course. Round-the-clock nursing care, the whole bit.вЂќ

вЂњEsme Hurlbut is pushing for it hard,вЂќ Marcus added.

вЂњShe wants him off the property,вЂќ Stan said.

The elevator doors opened and they walked out into the hotel lobby. вЂњSheвЂ™s a lawyer,вЂќ Corvallis pointed out.

вЂњShe can see where itвЂ™s goingвЂ”the protocol. The ice bath, the freezing of the remains. No way does she want that happening on hospital property.вЂќ

вЂњI see.вЂќ

They stepped out into the hotelвЂ™s front drive and paused under the awning, which was giving off faint white noise as small drops of rain filtered down onto it from the silver sky. вЂњYouвЂ™re going to get DodgeвЂ™s effects now?вЂќ

вЂњEffects? Yeah.вЂќ Corvallis wondered at what point the clothes, wallet, and so forth became effects.

вЂњI would be shocked if they tried to pull a fast one,вЂќ Stan said, вЂњbut say nothing, okay? Other than hello and goodbye.вЂќ

вЂњA fast one?вЂќ

вЂњThey are going to be worried about a malpractice suit. If they start pumping you for informationвЂ”anything other than just handing over the bagвЂ”just walk away. Then call me.вЂќ

Corvallis shook hands with Stan and Marcus and then stepped out into the rain and began navigating the streets of First Hill on foot, headed for the medical practice where Dodge had been stricken. It was a short walk but a much-needed head clearer.

Or at least it was until his phone rang again. He was just outside the building, looking down a street lined with spectacular red maple trees. The very spot where Dodge had yesterday been buttonholed by the young fan with the broken arm, and unwittingly filmed his last video.

It was El Shepherd again. Corvallis decided to take the call.

вЂњCorvallis Kawasaki. Is it true that you go by C-plus? Or is that just close friends? I donвЂ™t want to be unduly familiar at a time like this. IвЂ™m sorry for what youвЂ™re going through.вЂќ

вЂњAt an intermediate level of formality, I am frequently addressed simply as C. I would not take that amiss. And what shall I call you, Mr. Shepherd?вЂќ

Elmo Shepherd had been named in honor of a grandfather or great-uncle or something who had been born in a time and place where Elmos, Elwoods, Delberts, and Dewaynes had been thick on the ground, and such names had seemed normal and even dignified. Upon shedding Mormonism and moving to the Bay Area to seek his fortune, he had learned that the name was likely to be seen as somewhat comedic and so had dropped its back syllable. Under the moniker of El he had risen to a level of wealth and influence such that, without provoking snorts of laughter, he could begin using the full name again on formal occasions such as White House dinners and ribbon-cuttings of state-of-the-art research facilities. Corvallis was aware that it was something of a shibboleth. Usage of вЂњEl,вЂќ in the right tone of voice, could suggest personal acquaintance.

вЂњEl is fine, thank you,вЂќ said the voice on the other end of the connection. Then there was nothing, for a moment, save for the sound of a propeller-driven aircraft taking off. вЂњSorry,вЂќ he said when the sound had dwindled, вЂњIвЂ™m at Boeing Field. Just let me get inside the building here.вЂќ

вЂњYou flew up?вЂќ

вЂњYes, you might have seen that I tried to call you a couple of hours ago. From the tarmac in San Rafael.вЂќ El then gave a muffled thank-you to someone who, to judge from sound effects, had held a door open for him. Corvallis knew exactly where he was: the private jet terminal on the eastern edge of Boeing Field.

вЂњYes, sorry, I was in a meeting. With the family.вЂќ

вЂњOf course.вЂќ

вЂњI had heard you didnвЂ™t like to fly,вЂќ Corvallis said.

вЂњThatвЂ™s actually true, unlike a lot of stuff thatвЂ™s written about me,вЂќ El said, вЂњbut there is a need to take calculated risks.вЂќ

As often happened when he was talking on the phone, CorvallisвЂ™s gaze was wandering about freely, focusing from time to time on things that lit up his visual cortex: a pretty student from the adjacent university, a purple Tesla driving by, a chocolate Lab taking a crap in the bushes as its owner stood vigil with a blue New York Times bag everted over his free hand. A perfect red maple leaf lay spread-eagled on the sidewalk at his feet, plastered down by the rain. Around it, the concrete was stained with the colors that kidsвЂ™ toys came in: sickly artificial purples and greens and pinks. Someone had come here with a box of sidewalk chalk and drawn a piece of art. Corvallis took a step away from it and saw a rain-blurred portrait of a man with white hair and beard. A God of the Old Testament in grape-colored robe with a rainbow aura surrounding his head. Inscribed at the base of the artwork was EGDOD. The name of DodgeвЂ™s most powerful character in TвЂ™Rain. Some fan must have seen the video on Reddit, pulled out its GPS coordinates, and come to the site to pay homage by chalking up an ikon. Maybe they believed that DodgeвЂ™s hospital room overlooked this place, that Dodge was in some sort of condition to look out the window and see it.

вЂњYou still there?вЂќ El asked. вЂњI ducked into a conference room.вЂќ The private jet terminal was the sort of place that had nice conference rooms just sitting there available for people like El to duck into.

вЂњHow do you see the day taking shape?вЂќ Corvallis asked. Because El must have had some reason to take what he viewed as a calculated risk. BasicallyвЂ”according to what was written about himвЂ”El Shepherd intended to live forever, and so he didnвЂ™t like to place himself in situations where his brain could be destroyed. He had a mobile office, built into a bus, which he preferred over airplane travel. Buses could crash, of course, but unless you T-boned a gasoline tanker at a hundred miles an hour, the destruction probably wouldnвЂ™t rise to the level that would completely destroy the brain. Whereas the crash of a jet airplane could leave nothing behind for rescuers to scrape up and put into the freezer.

вЂњI have a few errands I could run, as long as IвЂ™m up here,вЂќ El returned, вЂњbut IвЂ™m sure you can guess the primary reason for my visit.вЂќ

вЂњYes.вЂќ

вЂњThe last thing I want to do is impose on the family at a time like this вЂ¦вЂќ

вЂњItвЂ™s fine,вЂќ Corvallis said, wondering if El could hear the smile in his voice. He got it. The bereaved family was off-limits but the bereaved friend was fair game. вЂњI am running a brief errand. It will take me five minutes. Then IвЂ™ll grab my car and head for Georgetown.вЂќ That was the neighborhood just north of Boeing Field. вЂњIf you want to pick out a suitable restaurant or whatever, just text me the coordinates and I will be there in half an hour.вЂќ

вЂњFine. Over and out,вЂќ El said.

Corvallis snapped a picture of the sidewalk art, then went into the building, steeling himself for yet another in the seemingly endless series of awkward conversations that had accounted for the last day of his life. It was going to be awkward because the people at the medical office were going to try to be nice to him, to voice sympathy. And yet they couldnвЂ™t say anything that would place them at a disadvantage when it was repeated in a courtroom during a malpractice suit and so it was all going to be so terribly awkward. By comparison he was actually looking forward to the meeting in half an hour with El Shepherd, who could be relied upon to charge blindly across the emotional minefield and get down as soon as possible to geeking out on connectomics.

They had a little conference room near the front desk of the medical practice, the most generic conference room you could imagine. The office manager escorted Corvallis to it. Sitting there alone in the middle of the table were DodgeвЂ™s shoulder bag and a canvas tote bag emblazonedвЂ”this was too inevitableвЂ”with the logo of the local National Public Radio station. Someone had neatly folded DodgeвЂ™s clothing, which Dodge had no doubt simply left in a heap on the floor of the changing room, and placed it into the tote bag. This one detail made it more clear than anything else that Dodge was dead. Corvallis pulled one of the chairs back, sat down, folded his arms on the table, bent forward, and rested his forehead on them. He cried fully and freely for a couple of minutes. The office manager hovered nervously at first, then excused herself, then came back a minute later with a box of tissues, then excused herself again. Corvallis inferred all of this from sounds; he could see nothing through his tears but the fake wood grain of the conference room table. When he sat back up again, he could see her standing outside wringing her hands. He blotted his eyes with tissues and then used them to wipe tears that had spilled onto the tabletop. He threw the damp tissues into a convenient receptacle, then slung DodgeвЂ™s messenger bag over his shoulder and tucked the canvas tote under his arm. The office manager opened the door for him. He nodded to her and walked out of the medical practice without looking back.

On the sidewalk outside, someone had, during the last few minutes, placed a bouquet of grocery store flowers on the picture of Egdod. The bouquet had been additionally wrapped up in a length of black wire. On a closer look, it was a controller from a video game console neatly bundled around the stems of the flowers.

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Half an hour later he was in a booth in the back of a bar in Georgetown. Across from him was El Shepherd. El was wearing a suit. Some Bay Area tech zillionaires liked to cut against the grain by wearing finely tailored clothing. He was one of those. вЂњC,вЂќ he said, вЂњIвЂ™m sorry for your loss.вЂќ

вЂњItвЂ™s okay,вЂќ Corvallis said, вЂњI did the sad thing. Just took care of it. Done with that now.вЂќ His arm was draped over the items he had collected from the medical practice. He had brought them into the bar with him. Georgetown was a complicated neighborhood, car prowls were common, and he didnвЂ™t want DodgeвЂ™s effects turning up for sale tomorrow on the Miasma. This would have appealed to DodgeвЂ™s sense of humor but would have been distressing to Alice.

вЂњOkay,вЂќ El said, a little disconcerted. вЂњLook then, IвЂ™m not going to beat around the bush. Are you up to speed on the documents that Richard Forthrast signed with Ephrata Cryonics? Do you know about that?вЂќ

вЂњFully,вЂќ Corvallis said. вЂњYes.вЂќ

вЂњAnd you know вЂ¦вЂќ

вЂњAbout ELSH and everything? The buyout? The scanning and the cloud storage? Yes.вЂќ

вЂњThis is probably neither here nor there, by the way, but your company вЂ¦вЂќ

вЂњNubilant is storing those scans. Yes, I was aware of that too.вЂќ

вЂњOkay,вЂќ said El with a nod, вЂњthen it sounds like you are up to speed on what I would consider the past and the present aspects of the situation. But thereвЂ™s no way that you can know what we have in mind for the future.вЂќ

вЂњFair enough.вЂќ

The waitress showed up with a pint of beer that Corvallis had ordered. He felt justified in the consumption of alcohol at lunch under these circumstances. El was drinking a clear fluid with lime, presumably nonalcoholic. Not taking any risks with those brain cells. What was the вЂњcalculated risk,вЂќ Corvallis wondered, of sitting in a Georgetown bar at all? How many of the people sitting at the bar, drinking at noon, were carrying concealed weapons as a matter of course? An accidental discharge, or a not-so-accidental one, could put a bullet through ElвЂ™s skull and scatter his brains and his plans for immortality. Did El have a spreadsheet somewhere, where he calculated these probabilities and weighed them against each other?

вЂњSince itвЂ™s just you and me here, having a private conversation, I will not insult your intelligence, C, by trying to claim that the scanning technique that was used on the Ephrata Eleven was anything we would consider using today.вЂќ

вЂњOn Richard Forthrast, you mean.вЂќ

вЂњHim or anyone.вЂќ

вЂњAnyone?вЂќ

вЂњMe. C, please understand that I see myself as being on exactly the same footing as Richard Forthrast. If something were to happen to me today that caused me to end up on a ventilator, then I would want the most advanced possible measures taken to preserve my connectome. No expense would be spared to get it right. I am here to tell you that there is no difference between me and Richard Forthrast as far as that is concerned. There is no such thing as a second-class treatment option.вЂќ

Corvallis took a sip of his beer. It was good. He wondered if there was beer in El ShepherdвЂ™s digital heaven.

вЂњYouвЂ™re probably looking at ion-beam scanning,вЂќ El said.

вЂњYes.вЂќ This was the new technique Corvallis had alluded to earlier. The one WABSI was using on mouse brains. The family conference in the hotel suite hadnвЂ™t felt like the right time or place to delve into its technical details.

If you bought into the proposition, which El Shepherd apparently did, that the connectome was all that there was to the human brainвЂ”that, once you had created a digital record of the wiring diagram, and stored that in the cloud, you could throw away what was left of the body and not lose anything that matteredвЂ”then ion-beam scanning appeared to be the answer. The older technique, used on the eleven Ephrata Cryonics brains, had been to run them through what amounted to a high-precision bologna slicer, cutting away the thinnest possible layers, one at a time, and photographing what had been thus exposed, and then repeating the process. Then trying to trace the connections as they angled across the photographic layers. This was the hard problem that WABSI had attempted to gamify a couple of years ago. It was only as good as the thinness of the bologna slicing, the resolution of the photographs, and the attention span of the gamers.

Ion-beam scanning destroyed the brain a few molecules at a time in order to save it. A beam of charged particles, focused to subcellular precision, burned away the brain tissue. But as it did so it was gathering information about what it was destroying, and storing it to a much higher resolution than could be attained using the older technique. In its essentials it was the same as bologna slicing; it just worked at higher precision. Instead of a heap of paper-thin brain slices, the physical residue was smoke and steam. A higher form of cremation.

вЂњLook,вЂќ Corvallis said. вЂњAs far as I am concerned, as a nerd who has read about it on the Internet? Yes. Of course. Way better than running it through a deli slicer and taking pictures.вЂќ

вЂњI would go further,вЂќ El said, вЂњand say that, once we have it up and running, we are done here. Even if we did later invent a higher-resolution system, it would serve no additional purpose. It would be like making a map of the United States at submillimeter scale: no better than a map done at centimeter scale.вЂќ

Corvallis broke eye contact and took a swallow of beer. In the last few moments, some kind of emotional sea change had swept over him. He had come to see all this talk of brain scanning as just another tedious detail to be sewn up as quickly as possible, preferably by other people. Two well-funded think tanks full of smart peopleвЂ”WABSI and El ShepherdвЂ™s cluster of foundations and startupsвЂ”seemed to have independently arrived at the conclusion that ion-beam scanning was the be-all and end-all. Cloud computing companies, such as the one Corvallis worked for, had made the long-term storage of the resulting data so cheap and reliable as to be trivial.

So what was there to talk about? As El himself had just said, they were done here.

вЂњWhat is your objective in coming up to Seattle today?вЂќ Corvallis asked him.

вЂњTo see to it that Richard ForthrastвЂ™s last will and testamentвЂ”including the health care directive and the disposition of remainsвЂ”is enforced,вЂќ El said.

вЂњYou see that as something you have the moral and ethical authority to do?вЂќ

вЂњI donвЂ™t know anything about the family,вЂќ El said. вЂњYou are a different matter, C. Even though we havenвЂ™t met, I can evaluate who you are based on your track record, your LinkedIn profile. I came into this bar knowing that you and I would be able to have a conversation that was calm and technically well informed.вЂќ

вЂњWhat does that have to do with my question?вЂќ

El held up a hand to placate him. Stay with me, bro. вЂњA thought experiment. A man is born into a primitive tribe where medical care is in the hands of witch doctors. Their most advanced therapeutic technology is a rattle. Later he manages to get an education. He moves to London and becomes well-off. He wants to make sure that, if he gets sick, heвЂ™ll get the same medical care as anyone else in London. So he writes a health care directive thatвЂ”never mind the polite languageвЂ”basically says the following to the doctor. It says, вЂ?If I get sick and canвЂ™t speak for myself, some of my relatives might show up and try to heal me using rattles. They might try to prevent you, the doctors, from giving me the medical care I want. Well, fuck them. Keep them out of my room. They can hang around on the street outside the hospital shaking their rattles all day and all night, but the only people I want inside the room making decisions about medical care are actual doctors and nurses.вЂ™ He writes that all up in a form that is completely bombproof from a legal standpoint and he signs and seals it six ways from Sunday and he files it away in a safe place. Now, letвЂ™s say that the worst comes to pass and this man does in fact get so sick that he canвЂ™t speak for himself anymore. He winds up in the hospital, and sure enough, his relatives show up with their rattles. And not only do they want to stand by his bed and shake their rattles but they want to exclude the doctors and nurses, pull out the IVs, turn off the machines, withdraw the medicine. In that situation, Corvallis, would you say that the doctor has the moral and ethical authority to have security escort the rattle shakers to the exit?вЂќ

вЂњSo you want to know if RichardвЂ™s next of kin are rattle shakers?вЂќ

вЂњYes.вЂќ

вЂњAnd,вЂќ Corvallis said, вЂњjust to be clear about your analogyвЂ”you are the doctor. And the medical care you are talking about is not just normal medical care as we would conventionally understand it, butвЂ”вЂќ

вЂњBut ion-beam scanning of his brain. Yes.вЂќ

It was PascalвЂ™s Wager again. El Shepherd was convinced that with the right technology he could make Dodge immortal. That this was what Dodge wanted. And he wasnвЂ™t going to let the family stand in the way of carrying out DodgeвЂ™s wishes. The stakes were too high.

вЂњLetвЂ™s go back to your analogy for a minute,вЂќ Corvallis said. вЂњWhen push comes to shove, the doctor calls security and has the rattle shakers thrown out of the building. WhatвЂ™s your plan, El, if push comes to shove in this case?вЂќ

вЂњI would not hesitate to go in front of a judge and seek a court order.вЂќ

вЂњWow.вЂќ

вЂњI mean, look. The Forthrast family will be sad and hate me for a while. That is the downside. The upside isвЂ”вЂќ

вЂњYou save RichardвЂ™s life. Or his afterlifeвЂ”whatever you want to call it.вЂќ

вЂњAnd, down the road? Maybe that of those angry family members too. A million years from now they are thanking me for having taken the steps that were necessary.вЂќ

вЂњJust wow.вЂќ

вЂњYou can maybe see why I wanted to talk to you. Not the family. It could get personal with those people.вЂќ

вЂњItвЂ™s personal with me.вЂќ

вЂњBut different, right? Even while youвЂ™re hating me, you can see where IвЂ™m coming from on the technical level.вЂќ

Corvallis thought it perhaps best not to say anything. El Shepherd, undeterred, circled around to probe from another angle. вЂњYou said a minute ago that you had taken a look at ion-beam scanning as an option.вЂќ

He was right. Corvallis had said that. Perhaps that had been a mistake.

вЂњI take it, then, that you have decided to investigate alternatives to the services being offered by Ephrata Life Sciences and Health.вЂќ

Yes, definitely a mistake. вЂњWhere is this going?вЂќ

вЂњYouвЂ™re probably looking at the line inserted into the agreement that states the family can go to a non-ELSH option if they decide that thereвЂ™s something better available.вЂќ

вЂњGiven that you just threatened to take us to court,вЂќ Corvallis said, вЂњwhy would I evenвЂ”вЂќ

вЂњSpeaking as one technically sophisticated man to another,вЂќ El said, вЂњallow me to assure you that no such alternative exists. ELSH is second to none in this field. And I intend to be very active in stating our case. Making sure that there are no misunderstandings. Protecting our brand.вЂќ

вЂњI wish you all the best of luck with your brand,вЂќ Corvallis said, sliding out of the booth, reaching out, almost as an afterthought, to throw an arm over DodgeвЂ™s messenger bag and the sack full of his effects. He turned without shaking El ShepherdвЂ™s hand and stalked away. His exit route took him right along the line of bar stools. Four of these were supporting humans. For midday drinkers, they seemed curiously fit. Maybe it was because they were all drinking water. They raised their heads and tracked him in their peripheral vision. One then glanced back at El. вЂњItвЂ™s okay,вЂќ El called, вЂњlet him go.вЂќ

The sign hanging in the front door said OPEN to Corvallis, which meant that it showed as CLOSED to people on the sidewalk.

So, El had rented out the whole bar just for this conversation, and staffed it with his private security detail.

Let him go. Those were the words that stuck with Corvallis as he strode to his car. Was it a serious possibility that they wouldnвЂ™t? Were they thinking of detaining him?

It was unlikely, Corvallis decided, as he shifted his car into gear and began heading north on Airport Way. They might have been goons, but they were probably professional goons. They had no legal power to detain anyone, and they knew it. Inwardly, they had to be thinking about what a dickhead their boss was to even say something like that.

Or maybe he was just trying to settle himself down by telling a comforting story.

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He had intended to go straight to the hotel to drop off DodgeвЂ™s things, but Zula waved him off via text message, letting him know that they were going to be busy with вЂњthe transferвЂќ for a couple of hours. Then she added another message: C U @ RichardвЂ™sin a couple hours.

So. No vent farm for Dodge. He was going to die in his own bed.

He pulled over into a legit parking space and texted Stan: Can El get a court order? Is that a real thing?

Then he dialed Ben ComptonвЂ™s number. Of the game programmers who had defected from Corporation 9592 to the Waterhouse Brain Sciences Institute, Ben had been the first to go, and the ringleader. Later, some of them had drifted back to the world of conventional game programming, but Ben had stuck around.

вЂњC-plus.вЂќ BenвЂ™s voice was flat. He had, of course, heard the news. His voice was coming out of the carвЂ™s sound system, Bluetoothed to the phone.

вЂњBen. You know about it.вЂќ

вЂњYeah. Of all the fucking horrible things. I donвЂ™t know what to say. Almost didnвЂ™t come in to work today.вЂќ

вЂњMaybe itвЂ™s good you did.вЂќ

вЂњAnything I can do to help?вЂќ

вЂњReserve a conference room in half an hour.вЂќ

вЂњWill attempt. Food?вЂќ

вЂњSure. I just had a really unsatisfactory lunch.вЂќ

вЂњWhatвЂ™d you have?вЂќ

вЂњHalf of a beer.вЂќ

вЂњThat doesnвЂ™t sound so bad. Except for the half part.вЂќ

вЂњIt was more the company I was keeping.вЂќ

вЂњLawyers?вЂќ

On cue, CorvallisвЂ™s phone began vibrating down in the cupholder. He glanced at it. Stan was calling from his work number. вЂњGotta take this. See you in a few.вЂќ

He tapped the screen and switched over to Stan. Then he pulled out into a gap in traffic and began heading north toward downtown.

вЂњYou took ElвЂ™s call,вЂќ Stan said. вЂњIвЂ™d rather you hadnвЂ™t.вЂќ

вЂњHell, I sat across the table from him.вЂќ

вЂњWhat!?вЂќ

вЂњNo shit. While we were talking in the hotel, he flew up from San Rafael. With his security detail in tow.вЂќ

вЂњJesus. And threatened to get a court order?вЂќ

вЂњYeah, is that even possible legally?вЂќ

вЂњItвЂ™s rare. Rare enough that IвЂ™ll need to do some research,вЂќ Stan said. вЂњBut in principle, yeah. If the family is about to take some step that directly violates the health care directive, then the attorney general can take an interest in it, go to a judge, get a court order.вЂќ

вЂњAnd thenвЂ”?вЂќ

вЂњAnd then if the family, or the doctors, violate the court order, theyвЂ™re in contempt of court. So that is definitely a club he can wave over Zula and Alice. But I find it shocking he would even consider it.вЂќ

вЂњHeвЂ™s protecting his brand, he says.вЂќ

вЂњFine way to do it.вЂќ

The organization known to Alice as the Weird Cyber Bank had bought a great big old building from an old-school, non-weird, non-cyber bank that, around the turn of the millennium, had gone belly-up in a financial downturn and pursuant imbroglio.

During the 1930s, this building had probably been considered tall and futuristic. Now it was medium-sized and retro-quaint. The new owners had done all of the structural upgrades needed to keep it from collapsing into a huge mound of bricks during the next earthquake and then they had parceled it out into chunks for use by various of their subentities.

The Weird Cyber Bank per seвЂ”the for-profit financial institution that had been spawned out of an earlier startup called Epiphyte, and been joined by diverse more or less murky coconspiratorsвЂ”occupied the upper two-thirds of the building. The lower floors were for the Waterhouse-Shaftoe Family Foundation and its offshoot, WABSI.

It was on a steep downtown slope. On the downhill side you walked into the first floor, but on the uphill side, the pedestrian entrance was on the fourth story. In between was a wedge of space that was difficult for spatially challenged visitors and so the architects had made the probably wise decision to leave it mostly deconstructed, exposing all the massive new structural steelwork that was now knitting together the gingerbready brick-and-marble confection on top of it. There was security, befitting a bank with supposed connections to all kinds of mysterious and maybe nefarious clients. But the internal partitions were mostly glass, and so you could at least see all of the places you werenвЂ™t being allowed to go.

It was out of the question that Corvallis Kawasaki would just stroll in on short notice and sign the boilerplate NDA that the security guard would present to him. Therefore it went without saying that he was going to be issued a mere sticker, not a badge, and that heвЂ™d have to be accompanied by Ben at all times. TheyвЂ™d be restricted to visitor-friendly zones on the buildingвЂ™s lower levels. There were a few meeting rooms for just such occasions, but a glance through their glass walls proved that those were all spoken for at the moment. Therefore Ben and C-plus, having nowhere else to go, began to wander through a permanent museum exhibit that occupied the interior of the first three stories.

This looked expensive. It had not just been thrown together by interns. One sensed that serious people had come over from London and worked on it for years. It was intended to be here for a long time. Wordy plaques, etched in mysterious corrosion-proof metal, explained deep background that struck C-plus as very interesting; heвЂ™d have to come back later and actually read them. But the quick visual takeaway, absorbed by some background process in his brain as he ambled around and made small talk with Ben, was that the deep history of this institution reached all the way back to some era of history when men wore large periwigsвЂ”not the white-powdered George Washington kind, but normal hair colorsвЂ”and that there were connections, on the math-and-science side, to Pascal and Leibniz, and on the money side to an old banking dynasty called the Hacklhebers, and politically toвЂ”could that really be Peter the Great? Somehow that had come together in an institution called the Leibniz-Archiv, in Hanover, which frankly hadnвЂ™t done a heck of a lot for a few hundred years.

The designers of this exhibit had cleverly filled in that awkward gap with some material about early mechanical computers, including a working replica of BabbageвЂ™s difference engine (built in a fit of nerd energy, and later contributed to this museum, by a different local tech magnate). There was the obligatory shrine to Ada Lovelace and then a fast-forward to the mid-twentieth century and a black-and-white photo of the young Alan Turing, Lawrence Pritchard Waterhouse, and Rudolf von Hacklheber on a bicycling expedition. This was where C-plus began to feel he was losing the thread, since the last mention of any Hacklhebers heвЂ™d seen was from 250 years earlierвЂ”but apparently this Rudolf was one of those hyperprivileged white guys who actually turned out to have legit mathematical talent. Anyway it kicked off a whole wing of the exhibit featuring an offbeat mix of stuff C-plus had seen in twenty other museums (Enigma machine, photograph of Turing bombe) with unique exhibits such as a computer that Lawrence Pritchard Waterhouse had apparently made out of organ pipes and mercury-filled U-tubes.

There was a big map of the world festooned with swooping trails of LEDs and flat-panel monitors, trying to convey some elaborate chain of events in which the contents of the Leibniz-Archiv had been removed from Hanover, either to keep these priceless relics safe from Allied bombing raids or because GГ¶ring wanted to melt it all down, and somehow made their way, via U-boat, to the PhilippinesвЂ”only to be sunk, and later recovered by Waterhouses and Shaftoes.

The point being that the hoard consisted of gold plates with holes punched in them, like an early version of IBM punch cards, and they were meant to be used in a mechanical computer called the Logic Mill. The Logic Mill had been much talked about, by various savants, since the era of Oliver Cromwell, but had never really been constructed and made to work properly until Randy WaterhouseвЂ”one of the founders of the Weird Cyber BankвЂ”had plowed some of his windfall into actually building a working replica. This had taken more than a decade because, to make a long story short, the eighteenth-century design made very little sense on a mechanical engineering level and required a lot of humans to move things around. And yet they had made it work using the actual, original plates from the Leibniz-Archiv.

And it was this detail that finally afforded Ben and C-plus a bit of privacy in which to have a real conversation. For an inner layer of even higher security surrounded the chamber housing the Logic Mill. Casual museum strollers could view it at a distance through a heavy glass window, but if you actually wanted to go in and see the thing working you had to check your bag and your coat and go through a metal detector and a pat-down. And that was enough of a barrier that most visitors were content just to look at it through the glass. Ben and Corvallis, however, went through and found themselves alone in a sunken vault (they sealed it up at night) with a contraption that slowly but inexorably shuffled gold plates around and probed them with metal pins.

вЂњItвЂ™s on the Internet!вЂќ Ben said, indicating a flat-panel screen suspended on a jointed arm. Lines of text were marching up it so slowly that the display appeared to be frozen most of the time. Corvallis recognized them as low-level Internet codes.

вЂњOf course it is,вЂќ he said numbly.

вЂњIn their retirement some of the OG Epiphyte geeks figured out how to program the Logic Mill to speak TCP, and gave it its own IP addressвЂ”you can ping it if you have a lot of time on your hands.вЂќ

They stood there for a minute or two, watching the Logic Mill work, deriving a kind of calm satisfaction from the way the metal prods engaged the cards. When it seemed the time was right, C-plus said: вЂњSo. Elmo Shepherd.вЂќ

вЂњElвЂ™s a true believer,вЂќ Ben replied.

Ben was in a T-shirt: swag from an early release of TвЂ™Rain, well worn in, with a dime-sized moth hole above his right nipple. Corvallis did not have to ask to understand that Ben had made a conscious choice to put it on this morning as a way of remembering Richard Forthrast, whoвЂ™d given Ben his first job after Ben had been thrown out of Princeton. Ben had a round face, curly brown hair, hadnвЂ™t shaved in a while.

вЂњYouвЂ™ve met El?вЂќ

вЂњSat in on a bunch of meetings with him.вЂќ

вЂњWhy?вЂќ

вЂњA couple of years ago he was hanging around here, trying to make something happen between us and ELSH. Once it got past the flirting stage, the powers that be here at WABSI realized they needed a programmer in the room, just to make sense of what he was proposing.вЂќ

вЂњThat surprises me a little,вЂќ Corvallis said. вЂњI thought El was all about stuff like ion-beam scanning. The connectome. How to collect the data, how to store it in the cloud.вЂќ

вЂњStuff thatвЂ™s not my department, you mean.вЂќ

вЂњExactly.вЂќ

вЂњWell, heвЂ™s looking beyond that,вЂќ Ben said, and took a swig of his flat white. вЂњIn a way, thatвЂ™s the part of it heвЂ™s least comfortable with, right?вЂќ

вЂњBecause heвЂ™s a bit-basher.вЂќ

вЂњYeah. He had to stretch quite a bit to get his head around the biology.вЂќ

вЂњThatвЂ™s kind of reflected in his whole basic approach, come to think of it,вЂќ Corvallis said.

вЂњI know, right? The Ephrata Cryonics guys were all about physical preservation of the body. Bringing that particular piece of meat back to life.вЂќ Ben waved his hand, pantomiming El Shepherd trying to wave that idea into oblivion. вЂњNot ElвЂ™s thing at all. No. Turn it into bits. As soon as possible. Throw the meat away.вЂќ He gestured emphatically toward the Logic Mill, a wild look on his face, mocking the kind of person who would look at such a machine and say, Now, thereвЂ™s a proper brain!

вЂњAnd then simulate that brain digitally.вЂќ

вЂњYes. You know heвЂ™s a Singularity guy.вЂќ

вЂњYeah, I knew that about El.вЂќ

вЂњSo it all fits together,вЂќ Ben said. He was grinning, without a great deal of humor behind it.

вЂњAnd he wanted to partner up with you guys on that aspect of it.вЂќ What to do next, in other words. The re-creation of a brainвЂ™s functioning in software. Reincarnating a scanned connectome as a digital soul, living in the cloud.

вЂњI signed an NDA, so I canвЂ™t say much,вЂќ Ben said. вЂњBut I already told you I was in the meetings. You can put two and two together.вЂќ

вЂњNothing came of it.вЂќ

вЂњNah!вЂќ Ben scoffed. вЂњElmo tried to hire me, though. After it all failed to materialize.вЂќ

вЂњBut you didnвЂ™tвЂ”вЂќ Corvallis began.

Ben cut him off with a gesture that he recognized from many a meeting at Corporation 9592: both hands out, palms facing toward the floor, skating rapidly back and forth. As if scrubbing a bad idea off of an imaginary whiteboard. вЂњC. No. Hear my words. HeвЂ™s fucking crazy.вЂќ

вЂњTo me he seemed sane but just, I donвЂ™t know, excessively literal minded about what he believes?вЂќ

вЂњSame diff. ItвЂ™s his religion, man. And he uses it like all the worst religious people.вЂќ

вЂњAs an excuse to just do what he wants, you mean.вЂќ

вЂњYeah!вЂќ

вЂњI got that about him.вЂќ

вЂњHeвЂ™s going to fail,вЂќ Ben said.

вЂњYou sound pretty sure of that.вЂќ

вЂњItвЂ™s because of Dodge.вЂќ

вЂњI donвЂ™t follow.вЂќ

вЂњThatвЂ™s how I know, C. ThatвЂ™s how I can tell if any company is going to succeed or fail. It comes down to leadership. At 9592 we had a great leader in Richard Forthrast. Here weвЂ™ve got that too in the Waterhouse clan. Oh, they couldnвЂ™t be more different from Dodge. But they are fine leaders in their own way. El is not a great leader. So it doesnвЂ™t matter how much money he has, how smart his people are. It just doesnвЂ™t fucking matter.вЂќ

Corvallis nodded. They sat there for a few moments in silence, watching the Logic Mill think. Ben said, вЂњDonвЂ™t let the son of a bitch have DodgeвЂ™s brain, would be my takeaway.вЂќ

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A few hours later Corvallis was in RichardвЂ™s apartment, perched on a sofa in his friendвЂ™s great room and feeling at loose ends as Zula and Alice talked to various medical personnel. The Forthrasts had had a busy day. Once theyвЂ™d made the decision to move Dodge home, the next few hours had gone by in an ecstasy of logistics: hiring an ambulance to transport the patient, renting a ventilator and other equipment, interviewing home health care practitioners. Corvallis had shown up only about ten minutes after the attendants had moved Dodge from the gurney to the bed in which he had awakened yesterday morning, and in which he would soon be caused to die. Standing around it were a supervisor and a couple of people in nurselike uniforms, though Corvallis didnвЂ™t know whether they were technically nurses or some other category of health care professional. Corvallis didnвЂ™t like being in there. He had been gradually adjusting to the idea of his friendвЂ™s being dead, so it was terrible to see him lying there obviously alive, seeming as if he could open his eyes at any moment and sit up and demand to have the tube yanked out of his throat.

For a couple of decades, Alice had shouldered most of the responsibility for looking after Grandpa Forthrast, the father of Richard, Jake, and AliceвЂ™s husband, John, when strokes and other damage had rendered him dependent on machines and health care workers. She was in her element here, relegating Zula to a silent role standing in the corner texting updates to relatives. Corvallis was entirely useless.

Exiled and alone on the sofa, he unzipped RichardвЂ™s shoulder bag, thinking he might take an inventory of its contents. Stuffed into the top of it were the headphonesвЂ”the same ones, of course, shown on the video that the kid had posted. Richard had simply wadded the cable up on top of them. Corvallis pulled them out carefully, wound the cable around them, and set them on the table.

Remaining in the bag were two large-format picture books and an apple. He pulled the books out and set them on the table. They were childrenвЂ™s books, depicting Greek and Norse myths in bright lithographs. He put the apple on the table and looked at it for a while. It was smaller and less perfectly symmetrical than the ones sold in grocery stores. Straight from some orchard. Maybe Dodge had tossed it in there as a snack.

Other than that the bag contained random odds and ends, tucked into various internal pockets: spare batteries, a candy bar, charger cables for electronic devices, a two-month-old copy of the Economist.

He wondered whether the family would take it amiss if he went through the pockets of RichardвЂ™s trousers and performed a similar inventory. He decided against it.

His phone vibrated and he saw a message from Stan: Carrot and stick from El. Call me.

вЂњLetвЂ™s start with the stickвЂќ was how Corvallis started the conversation. вЂњI take it you heard from his lawyers?вЂќ

вЂњYes, I did,вЂќ Stan said.

вЂњAnd they are threatening the court order?вЂќ

вЂњNot only that,вЂќ Stan said, sounding dryly amused, вЂњthey are even making noise about criminal proceedings.вЂќ

вЂњAre you shitting me?вЂќ

вЂњThe statutes contain weird old stuff about mistreatment of bodies. Probably written into the law centuries ago to punish people who used to steal bodies and take them to labs for dissection. Strangely enough, what the Forthrasts want to do in this case is to take the body and dissect it in a particular wayвЂ”вЂќ

вЂњWith an ion beam.вЂќ

вЂњYeah. Look, donвЂ™t take this too seriously. ItвЂ™s smoke and mirrors. No one is going to end up in jail over this. You have to think of it tactically. Alice and Zula have to make a decision. TheyвЂ™re already stressed out over Jake and his religious take on it. Now El comes in looking for anything he can do to get them further stressed out. Talking about court orders and even filing a criminal complaint. ItвЂ™s all bullshit.вЂќ

вЂњBut it works as a stick.вЂќ

вЂњYes. Which brings me to the carrot.вЂќ

вЂњOkay. What are they holding out?вЂќ

вЂњSo far itвЂ™s just vague, conciliatory noises. But the point has been raised that itвЂ™s all just bits.вЂќ

вЂњOnce DodgeвЂ™s brain has been scanned, you mean.вЂќ

вЂњYeah. The output of that process is some smoke going up the chimney and some data stored in a file. They want a copy of the data.вЂќ

вЂњJust a copy.вЂќ

вЂњYes. A nonexclusive license. The Forthrast Family Foundation would be able to keep its own copy and do with it as they please.вЂќ

вЂњAnd then theyвЂ™ll shut up and leave us alone.вЂќ

вЂњIf I am reading their strategy correctly, yes.вЂќ

вЂњWhy is El even bothering with this?вЂќ Corvallis asked. вЂњWhy doesnвЂ™t he use some other brain? Lots of people die, right?вЂќ

вЂњLots of people die,вЂќ Stan agreed, вЂњbut most of them donвЂ™t sign legal documents ordering that their brains should be preserved.вЂќ

вЂњBut he could find one.вЂќ

вЂњSure. But itвЂ™s hard to find one whose estate is rich enough to afford this kind of process.вЂќ

вЂњSo itвЂ™s all about money? CanвЂ™t El affordвЂ”вЂќ

вЂњRemember, the ion-beam scanning facility doesnвЂ™t exist yet,вЂќ Stan said.

вЂњWABSI only has it working on mouse brains.вЂќ

вЂњYeah, and only in a primitive form. Making the right kind of scanner, capable of doing a whole human brain, is going to cost billions. Not even Elmo Shepherd can afford it. But the combined resources of ELSH, WABSI, and the Forthrast Family Foundation might be able to swing it. And he doesnвЂ™t want to be frozen out of that coalition.вЂќ

вЂњHe has a funny way of showing it.вЂќ

вЂњLike it or not,вЂќ Stan said, вЂњsome people actually do business this way. Like I said: carrot and stick.вЂќ

вЂњWhat do you suggest we do now?вЂќ

вЂњExactly what you are doing,вЂќ Stan said. вЂњRemember, the scanner wonвЂ™t exist for a long time. So thatвЂ™s plenty of time to consider options, make a decision.вЂќ

вЂњObviously, IвЂ™m not going to mention this to the Forthrasts.вЂќ

вЂњNo. Let them grieve. But do give me a call if they suddenly decide to have him cremated.вЂќ

During the phone call, CorvallisвЂ™s eyes had been wandering. He had noticed an oddity about the Greek myth book. It looked brand new, but it was defective. Seen edge-on, some of the pages in the front were warped, as if theyвЂ™d been exposed to moisture. He pulled it toward him. DвЂ™AulairesвЂ™ Book of Greek Myths it was called. He opened the front cover and noticed two things. First of all, it had been inscribed.

Sophia,

I hope youвЂ™ll enjoy these stories as much as I did when I was your age! If you ever want me to read one to you, just tell your mom to call me.

Love,

Uncle Dodge

Second, there was a leafвЂ”a big maple leaf, fire-engine redвЂ”flattened between the front cover and the first page. It was still damp and flexible. Dodge must have put it in there sopping wet, because the surrounding pages had soaked up enough water to pick up the sinusoidal warping that Corvallis had noticed a minute ago. It was obvious to him what had happened: Dodge had picked it up off the sidewalk outside of the medical building just before he had gone in there for the procedure. As a way of preserving it for his niece, he had slipped it under the cover of the book.

He felt shame at having looked in on something that was none of his business. He closed the cover of the book gently and put it back on the table.

Not fifteen minutes later, he heard the front door opening as someone came in from the elevator lobby. Someone who had a key to the apartment, obviously. He tortured himself for a few brief moments with the fantasy that it was Dodge, and that all of this stuff had been some kind of dream or hallucination. But then he heard a high-pitched voice calling, вЂњUncle Richard? Uncle Richard? Hello! Are you getting better?вЂќ

In answer came a much deeper voice, speaking with an Eastern European accent. вЂњSsh, you mustnвЂ™t disturb Uncle Richard, he is sleeping.вЂќ This was Csongor, ZulaвЂ™s husband. вЂњRemember, he is very sick.вЂќ

Corvallis understood something suddenly and clearly: this was all a sort of performance that the family was mounting, at great effort and expense, for no oneвЂ™s benefit but SophiaвЂ™s. It was difficult to explain to a girl of her age that her favorite uncle had simply ceased to exist for no apparent reason. A brief, serious illness followed by death: miserable as it was, that was the best story they could come up with. She wasnвЂ™t ready to hear the facts of the situation, to understand the idea that a seemingly normal and healthy Uncle Richard was in fact a vegetable with no brain to speak of. They would say that he was sick, that he was sleeping. And in a few days they would break the terrible news to her that he had died. A full explanation of the protocols embedded in the health care directive and the disposition of remains would be many years in coming.

вЂњHello, Corvallis Kawasaki!вЂќ Sophia always addressed him thus, reveling in her ability to pronounce the name. She was a tiny thing, barely coming up to midthigh on her bulky father. Fortunately for her, she was more Zula than Csongor, with glorious curls. The Hungarian blood came through in her eyes, which were pale bluegreen with a vaguely Asiatic slant.

Corvallis could not prevent himself from smiling broadly for the first time since all of this had started. вЂњHello, Sophia!вЂќ he said. вЂњHow was school today?вЂќ

вЂњFine,вЂќ she said, inevitably.

Corvallis and Csongor exchanged nods.

вЂњThere they are!вЂќ Sophia hollered. She bolted into the room, vaulted up onto the coffee table, and skidded to a halt where she could gaze down on the covers of the books. вЂњDoe-lairвЂ™s Book of Greek Myths,вЂќ she said, вЂњand Doe-lairвЂ™s Book of Norse Myths. My uncle Richard got them for me.вЂќ She turned her head and threw Csongor a reproachful look. вЂњMom and Dad forgot them!вЂќ

вЂњUncle Richard wanted you to have them,вЂќ Corvallis said. вЂњHe wrote you a note in this one. And left a surprise.вЂќ

She grabbed Greek, spun it around, and flipped the cover open. The sudden movement caused the red leaf to lift off the page and become airborne. This surprised her and she fell back on her bottom with an exclamation, and watched it skid to a stop on the surface of the table.

She looked at Corvallis, all serious. вЂњIs that the surprise?вЂќ

вЂњYes.вЂќ

вЂњItвЂ™s so pretty!вЂќ she said.

вЂњYes, it is.вЂќ

вЂњDid he bring me that apple too?вЂќ

Corvallis picked up the apple and looked at Csongor, who nodded approval. вЂњYes, he did,вЂќ Corvallis said. вЂњItвЂ™s all yours.вЂќ

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Over the next three years Nubilant expanded, somewhat jerkily, as its CEO leapt from one funding predicament to the next like a video game character being presented with various contrived, dire challenges. With each round of funding its valuation grew and CorvallisвЂ™s theoretical net worth became larger. He began to consider whether it might be time to begin having a social life. He was not quite sure how to go about it. Much of his spare time was devoted to his hobby: the painstaking reenactment, in parks and on beaches around the Pacific Northwest, of the activities of a Roman legion of ancient times. It was an almost exclusively male pursuit, which would have been very convenient if (as rumor apparently had it) he were gay, but he was pretty resolutely heterosexual. When he did engage in normal social activities such as going out to dinner, it tended to be with Csongor, Zula, and Sophia, who had become like family to him. Sometimes, unaccompanied females would be present and Corvallis would become tongue-tied and withdrawn as he realized that Zula was trying to set him up with potential dates. He rationalized his failure to have a social life by saying that he was in вЂњstartup modeвЂќ and when you were in startup mode, normal rules didnвЂ™t apply. There would be plenty of time to sort things out after Failure or Exit, which were the two possible end states for a startup.

ExitвЂ”in the sense of suddenly becoming more richвЂ”happened when Nubilant was acquired by Lyke, a Bay Area social media company that was much larger. Lyke had cloud computing systems of its own that were much more capable, by most measures, than NubilantвЂ™s. But thanks to some canny decisions that Corvallis had made, Nubilant happened to be especially good at certain things that had turned out to be important to social media companies and so was doubly desirableвЂ”both on its own merits as a company and because of the prestige, and the bragging rights, that came from having snatched it away from the competition. Thus did Corvallis Kawasaki, just short of forty years old, become a centimillionaire. He was now the chief research officer at Lyke, which was a major publicly traded company based in Mountain View. He could easily have retired but chose to stay on because he enjoyed his work and because he felt some loyalty to the team he had recruited and nurtured in Seattle. He purchased fractional ownership of a private jet that he used to fly down the coast every week or so.

He had barely settled into his new life when he was awakened early one morning by the ringtone he had associated with the personal number of his new boss: the CEO of Lyke.

In truth, he had been sleeping somewhat raggedly the last hour or so. He had left his phone on the ground next to him with its screen facing up. As notifications filtered in, the device would turn its screen on, creating a series of false, bluish dawns. HeвЂ™d been wondering whether it was worth the effort to reach out and flip the phone over facedown, but some deep nerd part of his brain was worried about scratching the screen on a rock. For like all of the other legionaries in the tent, he was sleeping directly on the ground, wrapped in his woolen cloak. He had not actually looked at any of the notifications.

He had configured the phone in such a way that it would only ring under certain rare circumstances, such as a personal call from the CEO. His legion was on maneuvers in the Bitterroot Mountains of western Montana, which it was using as a proxy for the Alps. Use of cell phones and other portable electronics was discouraged during the daytime, and while in character, but was tolerated in private tents, in the hours of darkness, as long as you werenвЂ™t too loud.

But waking people up with an early-morning call was bad manners everywhere, and so when it rang, he lashed out and silenced it as quickly as he could.

вЂњSalve,вЂќ he croaked into the phone, over the grumbles of his tentmates.

вЂњI need you down here,вЂќ said his boss. вЂњAll hands on deck.вЂќ Then he hung up without explanation, leaving Corvallis with the vague feeling that he was missing something.

вЂњWhat the fuck, Corvus,вЂќ complained a legionary in the next tent. вЂњMutate.вЂќ Moo-TAH-tay. This was bastard Latin, using the imperative conjugation to tell him to mute his phone. вЂњCorvusвЂќ was the Latinized version of his name. He turned off the phoneвЂ™s sound so that it wouldnвЂ™t continue to make cute little noises as he went on messing with it.

The trail of notifications on his phone told the story. They had originated from various people on various social networks, but they had all been triggered by the same event: the surprising obliteration of the town of Moab, Utah, by what was apparently a tactical nuclear weapon.

It had occurred before daybreak, at about 5:20 A.M. local time. The earliest postings were from insomniacal passengers and crew on coast-to-coast red-eye flights, reporting a sudden flash so bright it dazzled them from hundreds of miles away. This had faded too rapidly for people to snap pictures of it, but descriptions had been tweeted and Facebooked via the planesвЂ™ onboard Wi-Fi systems, and retweeted and reposted a millionfold by the time Corvallis saw them.

One Larry Proctor, a blogger who knew his way around the military and intelligence world (or so it seemed, anyway, based on a quick scan of a blog heвЂ™d been maintaining ever since his last tour of duty in Qatar), had picked up some traffic that had leaked to the civilian Internet from a .mil site, making a cryptic reference to a possible radiological event in southeastern Utah. Personnel stationed at nearby military bases were reporting that leaves were being canceled and units being mobilized. All of this was probably supposed to be kept under wraps, but nothing could prevent spouses and teenage kids from chattering about it. Someone in DC posted a snapshot of a pizza delivery guy on a Pentagon-bound Metro train, toting a stack of pizzas so high he had to use a two-wheeled dolly. Self-proclaimed experts in the comment thread were climbing all over one another to explain that massive pizza deliveries to the Pentagon were an infallible sign that something big was happening. A fourteen-year-old Texas girlвЂ™s emoji-splattered post, featuring grainy driveway footage of her camouflage-decked mom heaving a duffel bag into the back of a pickup truck and burning rubber down the street, went viral and was shown over and over on network news sites for lack of anything more definite from the actual scene of the disaster. Moab was a long way from anywhere, situated at an X made by the Colorado River and a two-lane highway. No Internet or phone traffic was coming out of it.

Corvallis took all of this in while putting on his caligae, the sandal-like marching boots of the Roman legionary, and pulling his kit together as efficiently as was possible while focusing most of his attention on his phone. He had been sleeping in his linen tunic, overwrapped with his wool cloak. It was cold up here in the mountains and so he pulled the latter garment around him before stepping outside the tent. This weekendвЂ™s event was an informal, light-duty sort of affair, family friendly. TheyвЂ™d set up their camp in a meadow, but a phalanx of modern RVs was visible a quarter of a mile down the hill, in a parking lot at the road head. Generators were purring and electric lights shining down there. Corvallis stuffed his gear into his bag, slung it over his shoulder, and trudged down the slope. He smelled bacon cooking in one of the RVs. Through its window he saw a television monitor showing live network coverageвЂ”the RV had a satellite dish mounted to its roof. He slowed down and looked in through the window. The video feed was from LAX, where the first of those red-eyes had apparently just landed and disgorged its passengers. News crews were waiting to gang-tackle witnesses as they emerged from security. Most of the people on that flight had slept through the event, and many didnвЂ™t want to talk, but one alert fellowвЂ”a fashionably scruffy actor who had been flying from New York to L.A. for a jobвЂ”had seen the flash in the corner of his eye while playing a game on his phone, and switched it over to video camera mode in time to capture the roiling orange mushroom cloud. So the first broadcast video of the destruction of Moab was simply a close-up of this manвЂ™s phone, held in his shaking hands. And, as far as it went, it sure enough looked like a mushroom cloud.

Corvallis walked across the parking lot to his Tesla, threw his duffel bag into the trunk, and climbed into the driverвЂ™s seat. His phone connected to the carвЂ™s onboard systems and the big video screen in the middle of the dashboard came alive. He dialed the twenty-four-hour hotline for his jet company and told them he needed emergency transportation from MissoulaвЂ”the nearest town of consequenceвЂ”to San Jose. They put him on hold. He did a quick scroll through emails and saw a lot of stuff, but nothing that couldnвЂ™t wait; the important thing was for him to get on the plane. So he shifted the Tesla into forward driving mode and began gliding silently across the parking lot, headed for the road that would take him down the mountain.

By the time he had reached the highway, the jet dispatcher had come back on the line and let him know that a pilot was en route to Boeing Field. The jet was being fueled. It would be in the air promptly and would probably get to Missoula before Corvallis did.

During the ensuing hour-long drive down the Bitterroot Valley, he mostly resisted the temptation to look at the screen, and instead listened to the radio. This was jammed with emergency coverage, as alarming as it was vague. One would think it would be an easy matter to simply go to Moab and look at it and report back. But all helicopters within an hourвЂ™s flying time of ground zero had already been spoken for by mysterious entities, and pilots were being warned not to fly anywhere near Moab for fear of radioactive contamination. Much of the radio coverage simply consisted of reporters summarizing what was turning up on the Miasma. Pictures of military roadblocks were being massively upvoted on discussion forums. Comment-thread geeks were zooming in on details and pegging various items of equipment: radiation detectors, dosimeters, containers of pills you were supposed to swallow in the event of radiation exposure. From time to time they would cut away to the financial desk for a report on the inevitable stock market crash. Trading on the New York Stock Exchange was already suspended for the day. Foreign leaders were expressing grave concern and offering assistance. A jihadist website had apparently posted a video describing the annihilation of Moab as a warning shot, and making it known that they had another such weapon planted in a major American city.

By the time Corvallis reached the outskirts of Missoula, that passenger at LAX had sold his mushroom cloud footage to the highest-bidding network. While stopped at a red light, Corvallis watched it on the dashboard video. It had been taken from hundreds of miles away, so was pretty small in the original clip; the network had zoomed it in (вЂњblown it up,вЂќ in the inartful phrase of an anchorwoman) and enhanced it.

They did not get to savor the exclusive for long. By the time Corvallis had reached the airport, another network had come through with even better imagery from a truck driverвЂ™s dashboard camera. Apparently the driver, having witnessed the mushroom cloud from twenty miles outside of Moab, had turned his vehicle around and driven back out to the next town where he could get Internet access.

Security waved Corvallis through to a private parking area, and he sat in his car and watched the truckerвЂ™s video while the flight crew took his baggage out of his trunk and stowed it in the jetвЂ™s luggage compartment. This footage was a lot better than the cell phone video but still left a certain amount to the imagination. The truck had not been pointed squarely at Moab when the bomb had detonated, and so about half of the mushroom cloud was cropped off the right edge of the frame. But it was very obviously a mushroom cloud and you could see its interaction with various layers of the atmosphere as it rose above Moab, and in otherwise dark parts of the frame you could see how Moab-facing hillsides and mountains were lit up by it.

He handed the Tesla off to one of the ground crew for parking, then walked about fifty feet to the jet. One of the pilots was already in the cockpit doing his piloty things while the other was getting the luggage hatch squared away. A flight attendant, whom Corvallis vaguely recognized as Bonnie, was standing at the top of the steps. He wasnвЂ™t sure where the jet company obtained people like Bonnie, but his working hypothesis was that they were fashion models who had turned thirty. They lived in a world that was as disjoint from his world as ancient Egypt, even though it coexisted in the same time and place. In rare moments, such as when Corvallis climbed the steps into his jet and greeted Bonnie or one of her colleagues, his world glanced off of hers, and if he wasnвЂ™t too distracted he might sneak a look at her and ponder the sheer differentness of their respective existences.

Today, her passenger just happened to be a tech geek who, while technically not a billionaire, might as well have been one. He happened to be wearing the tunic and cloak of a Roman legionary, but it might as well have been jeans, T-shirt, and hoodie.

BonnieвЂ™s welcoming smile faltered a little when she saw how he was dressed, but she bore up well under the shock and seemed to have recovered her professionally mandated persona by the time his caligae crossed the planeвЂ™s threshold. His iron hobnails clacked on the exotic hardwood flooring until he reached the aisle of the main cabin, which was carpeted. He peeled off his woolen cloak and handed it to Bonnie, who ran her hand over it in an evaluative way, then took it forward to the little closet.

Perhaps her eye had been drawn to the embroidery that ran around the edge of the garment: a repeating pattern of crowsвЂ™ heads. In reenactment groups it was customary for each participant to adopt a persona, or, at a bare minimum, a nickname that wouldnвЂ™t sound too jarringly anachronistic when called out in the heat of action. Corvallis had become Corvus, which was just the Latin word for вЂњcrow.вЂќ It was partly an obvious contraction of his real name and partly a reference to his coloration. One of his parents had been half Japanese, the other South Asian. Noticing this, and calling it out in a nickname, wouldnвЂ™t have been polite by modern standards. But there was no getting around the fact that, in a Roman legion, heвЂ™d have stood out as some sort of exotic from the Eastern provinces. The other Romans would have slapped some such name on him. Corvus it was. At first heвЂ™d been mildly uncomfortable with it, as heвЂ™d associated such birds with Edgar Allan Poe and goth culture in general. With time and repetition his thinking had adjusted. He now saw it through a hybrid of Pacific Northwest aboriginal myths and Roman aviomancy. The only birds you saw in Seattle were seagulls, crows, and eagles. Seagulls were ubiquitous, mindless consumers. Eagles were spectacular, huge, badass, but comparatively rare; people would actually stop what they were doing and look up when an eagle flew by. Crows, or ravens (the distinction was unclear), were set apart by their extreme intelligence, memory, and resourcefulness; but no matter how well they embodied those fine traits, no one appreciated them.

Of crows, people tended to predicate the same traits that they did of Asians when they had forgotten politically correct habits of speech, or never acquired them in the first place. Crows were commendably intelligent, and forever busy, but you couldnвЂ™t tell them apart and their motives were inscrutable. But living inside of his own head, Corvus well knew his own motives. There was nothing wrong with those motives and he didnвЂ™t need to justify them to anyone else.

When Richard Forthrast had been alive, CorvallisвЂ™s relationship to him had been like that of a raven to an eagle. Or so he had convinced himself in retrospect; and every time he looked out a window to see an eagle gliding above the lake, being harried by a dive-bombing crow, he thought of himself and Dodge. HeвЂ™d become comfortable with the nickname Corvus. As heвЂ™d gone deeper into the reenactment world, and spent more money on clothing, armor, and weapons, heвЂ™d taken the trouble to personalize all of it with raven iconography. HeвЂ™d found a graphic artist on Craigslist who had produced some convincingly classical-looking line art for him, and heвЂ™d found others willing to stitch that artwork onto his clothing or hammer it into his armor. You could get anything on the Miasma, including a whole alternate historical identity.

вЂњCorvusвЂќ turned around and sank into his customary position on the front right and buckled the seat belt over his tunic, then pulled his laptop out of its bag and got it booted up as the jet was taxiing to the head of the runway. The laptop fell into a kind of stupor as umpteen different apps tried to synchronize themselves over an overloaded wireless connection. It wasnвЂ™t until the jet had taken off and climbed to an altitude where its onboard Wi-Fi system kicked in that Corvallis was able to get proper Internet. On the left side of his screen he set up an ordinary browser window so that he could see the world as other people saw it, and on the right he launched a couple of other apps that were connected directly to LykeвЂ™s internal systems over an encrypted, secure connection. The former was sluggish. The latter showed why: LykeвЂ™s systems were badly bogged down, and the same was presumably true of all the other social media platforms.

Weather forecasters, as a public service, had taken to posting maps based on current and projected wind patterns, showing the area likely to be contaminated by the fallout plume. A traffic jam had formed on I-70 near Grand Junction, Colorado, as residents fled and commenced banging into each other. Another kind of jam-up had materialized on the tarmac at Aspen as every private jet tried to get clearance for takeoff at once. Such images were played over and over again by networks lacking actual footage of Moab.

Suddenly the lidless eye of Breaking News swung around to Las Vegas. What looked like the entire Las Vegas Police Department was evacuating a high-rise casino/hotel, landing choppers on the roof, and (clearly visible to long-lensed cameras on drones, or simply aimed out the windows of surrounding high-rises) conducting a room-to-room search of a penthouse suite using sniffer dogs and Geiger counters. Military experts, watching the raid in real time on television, pointed out that the top of such a tower would be the optimal location to detonate a tactical nukeвЂ”much more devastating than a ground burst. By the time the official order went out to evacuate every building within a mile, the streets were jammed anyway with tourists whoвЂ™d decided not to wait.

From CorvallisвЂ™s point of viewвЂ”watching the feeds in one window while monitoring LykeвЂ™s systems in anotherвЂ”the events in Vegas produced the social media equivalent of a nuclear chain reaction as seemingly everyone there tried to post pictures and videos at the same moment. The result was something approaching a blackout. LykeвЂ™s server farms had been designed to handle huge traffic surges, and the technology theyвЂ™d acquired from Nubilant had made them even better at doing so. All of that stuff was working. But there were only so many computers and so much bandwidth to go around. When those had all been maxed out, there was nothing to do but wait for things to settle down.

So he waited, along with a billion other Miasma users staring at frozen screens. His mind went back to poor Moab. Remote, difficult to reach, cut off by roadblocks, radioactive, probably reduced to cinders, it had become something of an afterthought. He had been there, a few years ago, on a rafting trip, and thought it a nice little town, a Mecca for young, strenuous, happy-go-lucky dudes in cargo shorts and girls with sports bras and pigtails.

It occurred to him that this would be the best time to change out of his Roman legionary clothes and into the normal-guy clothing heвЂ™d brought with him. Yesterday, when heвЂ™d reached the site of the camp, heвЂ™d changed in the backseat of his Tesla and stashed the modern garb in a duffel bag in the trunk of his car. But that duffel bag was now in the planeвЂ™s luggage compartment, unreachable until they landed.

A meme cropped up claiming that Moab had actually gone off the grid two days earlier as most of its residents had fallen victim to an explosively contagious plague that had presumably escaped from a nearby bioweapons facility, and that the president had made the decision to sterilize the whole town with a nuke. The roadblocks on the surrounding highways werenвЂ™t there to prevent curiosity-seekers from getting in. They were to stop any infected survivorsвЂ™ getting out. The call went out for all armed citizens living anywhere near Moab to set up watch posts on hills and rooftops and to report, or shoot, escaping zombies. This and other alternative versions of reality were shouted down by stentorian typists even as they were being embellished on fringe talk radio programs and fervently taken up by upstart networks of true believers.

The president, whoвЂ™d been on a state visit to the Far East, made an appeal for calm, then canceled his engagements and boarded Air Force One, bound for homeвЂ”though a leaked document, widely reblogged and reposted, showed a flight plan terminating at the U.S. nuclear command bunker in Colorado Springs.

Temporarily at a loss for anything useful to do, Corvallis reckoned that he could at least make some headway debunking the zombie hypothesis. Over the VPN that connected him to LykeвЂ™s servers, he could search the colossal database in which was recorded every scrap of social media activity that had occurred since the company had first gone online. This was the sort of thing he had got rather good at during his tenure at Corporation 9592, where tracking the actions taken by the gameвЂ™s millions of players had been essential to making it fun, successful, and profitable. Compared to that, it was a simple matter to run a query that would list all Lyke activity originating from users in Moab, Utah, during the last week.

Of course, Corvallis didnвЂ™t believe for a moment that a bioweapon plague had actually struck the town. This was clearly the work of trolls. The only open question was whether they were nihilistic trolls who just liked to see the world burn, or motivated trolls with some vested interest in gulling credulous millions into clicking on this or that link. But one of the MiasmaвЂ™s perversities was that it made otherwise sane people like himвЂ”people who had better things they could have been doingвЂ”devote energy to arguing with completely random fuckwits, many of whom probably didnвЂ™t even believe in their own arguments, some of whom werenвЂ™t even humans. By making this database query, Corvallis was marshaling evidence for use in one of those pointless debates. If it really was the case that Moabites had suddenly begun getting sick in large numbers, theyвЂ™d have posted complaints on social media. TheyвЂ™d have called in sick, canceled social engagements, sympathized with one another, exchanged harebrained home remedies, and searched for certain keywords like вЂњhigh fever and rashвЂќ or what have you. Even if a government conspiracy had later severed the townвЂ™s links to the outside world, all prior activity would remain archived in LykeвЂ™s servers, where it could be collated and analyzed by someone like Corvallis who had the requisite privileges.

Not surprisingly, the result of the query was a weekвЂ™s worth of utterly normal social media traffic from the good people of Moab. Nothing whatsoever about mysterious deadly plagues. So the bioweapon narrative was easy to quash, at least if you were among the small minority of Miasma users who actually cared about logic and evidence.

Less out of curiosity than a mindless, OCD-ish compulsion to organize things, he sorted the results of his search by their time stamps, arranging them so that the most recent postings were at the top of the list. Now he could see every jot and tittle of social media traffic that had come out of Moab, Utah, in the days and hours leading up to the detonation.

Most of the entries now visible on his screen had come in last night, petering off into the wee hours as people went to bed. There was a drunken selfie from a party at 3:12 A.M., then nothing for almost two hours.

The item at the very top of the listвЂ”in other words, the last social media post to have made it out of Moab, Utah, before it had been nukedвЂ”was from an account owned by a company called Canyonland Adventures. Their profile indicated that they were based in Moab and that they were in the business of running white-water rafting trips down the Colorado River. Historically, their postings had comprised promotions, tidbits of news (the cat in their office had been in an altercation with a dog), photos of happy rafters in beautiful settings, and logistical updates for their customers.

The final pre-nuke posting was apparently one of the latter. It was text only, with no pictures or links. It read, вЂњJones party: your friendly guide Maeve here, up at the crack of dawn, chuffed for todayвЂ™s adventureвЂ”looking forward to seeing yвЂ™allz at the sandbar at 6 am sharpвЂ”posting this from my phone since my wifi just went down! If you need to reach me, use my cell. And remember: SUNSCREEN AND HATS!!!вЂќ

The attached metadata indicated that the post had indeed been made from the mobile app using the SMS, or text messaging, system. The time stamp was 5:05 A.M. local, so about fifteen minutes before the nuke had detonated.

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A few years earlier, Corvallis had been in a moderately serious car accident in stop-and-go traffic. HeвЂ™d slowed down. The car behind him hadnвЂ™tвЂ”its driver was textingвЂ”and had rearended him hard enough to total CorvallisвЂ™s vehicle. Looking back on it later, the weird thing about it was how long it had taken for his brain to assemble anything like a correct picture of events. The first thing that had happened, as far as CorvallisвЂ™s mind-body system was concerned, was that his carвЂ™s headrest had struck him in the back of the skull hard enough that he could feel the little rivets in its frame. Then a bunch of other stuff had happened and he had been distracted for a while, but it wasnвЂ™t until maybe an hour later that heвЂ™d noticed his head hurting and reached up to find a bump on the back of his skull.

This was kind of like that. Reading the time stamp on MaeveвЂ™s message and her words my wifi just went down were the blow to the base of his skull, but it was a while before he really focused on it.

It was easy to find MaeveвЂ™s last name (Braden) and look up her address. She lived right in the middle of Moab, just a few blocks away from the offices of Canyonland Adventures. Whether sheвЂ™d sent that text from her home or from the office, sheвЂ™d probably been within a few hundred yards of ground zero.

He spent a while aimlessly clicking through MaeveвЂ™s various social media activities. On Lyke and other social media platforms, she had registered using variant spellings of her first name (Mab, Mabh, Madbh) and her last (Bradan, O Bradain). Apparently both names were Gaelic and so the spelling was all over the place. This was a common subterfuge used by people who didnвЂ™t want to sign up for social media accounts under their real names, but who understood that the fake name had to be convincing enough to pass an elementary screen by an algorithm somewhere; вЂњMickey MouseвЂќ or вЂњX YвЂќ would be rejected, but вЂњMabh O BradainвЂќ was fine. вЂњMabвЂќ was only one letter different from вЂњMoabвЂќ and he wondered if Maeve had used it for that reason, as a sort of pun on her adopted home.

She was Australian, living in the States because of some family complications only murkily hinted at on social media. She was a double amputeeвЂ”one of those people who suffered from a congenital malformation of the lower legs that made it necessary to remove them, below the knee, during childhood. She had been pursuing rowing and paddling sports for much of her twenty-nine years. Verna, her older sister in Adelaide, had stage 3 melanoma; Maeve had a lot to say about the importance of sun protection for outdoorsy people.

He had been clicking on links for a while without reading them. He had gone down a rat hole and found himself reading a page on modern high-tech prosthetic legs. He knew a couple of other people who used them, and had once invested in a startup that was trying to make better ones. So as random as it might have seemed, it felt like a point of connection between him and Maeve.

The jet was over the Bitterroots, aimed south-southwest. Corvallis pulled up a map and zoomed it to the point where he could see San Jose in the bottom left, Moab in the bottom right, and Missoula up top.

He unbuckled his seat belt and walked forward past the little galley, where Bonnie was making coffee. She had kicked off her high-heeled pumps and switched to her sensible in-flight footwear. She looked up at him, moderately startled; the toilet was in the back, he had no particular reason for being up at this end of the plane.

Procedures on private jets were pretty relaxed. Cockpit doors werenвЂ™t armored, and frequently were left open so that curious passengers could look out the front. At the moment, this one was closed. Corvallis hesitated before knocking on it. He was hesitating because he was about to make a decision he couldnвЂ™t unmake, and he knew that everyone was going to be disconcerted by it, and he wasnвЂ™t good at that kind of thingвЂ”at the mere fact of making himself the center of attention. So before knocking he had to engage in a bit of mental prep that had become a habit in the last few years. He was visualizing Richard Forthrast, hale and healthy, standing exactly where Corvallis was standing right now, confidently knocking on the door. Hell, Dodge wouldnвЂ™t even knock, he would just open it. He would greet Frank and Lenny, the pilot and copilot, and he would say what he had to say.

Bonnie was giving him an odd look.

He smiled and nodded at her, then rapped on the door. Then he opened it.

вЂњFrank and Lenny,вЂќ he said. вЂњAccording to my map, Moab is approximately the same distance from where we are now as San Jose. Therefore, we ought to have enough fuel on board to fly to Moab. I would like to file a new flight plan and go to Moab.вЂќ

They looked at him like he was crazy. As heвЂ™d known they would. But the reality of it wasnвЂ™t as bad as heвЂ™d feared. It never was. The anticipation was always worse.

вЂњMoab, where the bomb went off?вЂќ asked Frank, who was the alpha pilot.

вЂњYes. That Moab.вЂќ

вЂњI think thatвЂ™s shut down,вЂќ said Lenny, the beta pilot. вЂњI mean, the FAA wonвЂ™t let us near there.вЂќ

вЂњDo you know that for a fact, Lenny, or is it just a reasonable surmise based on news and social media stuff?вЂќ

Lenny looked to Frank.

вЂњWell, we havenвЂ™t actually contacted the FAA, if thatвЂ™s what you mean,вЂќ Frank said.

вЂњI would like you to change course for Moab, and file the flight plan, and see what happens,вЂќ Corvallis said. вЂњIf the FAA wonвЂ™t allow us to land there, maybe we can fly past it en route to somewhere farther away, and look down at it. All I really need is to see the town from above.вЂќ

Frank and Lenny looked at each other. Frank nodded.

вЂњIвЂ™ll get on it, boss,вЂќ said Lenny.

вЂњOkay. Let me know how it goes. IвЂ™m really interested to hear any particulars about how the FAA behaves when you run this by them.вЂќ

Corvallis got back to his laptop, and its live Miasmic news feeds, in time to see a big military chopper lifting off from the roof of that casino in Las Vegas. Dangling below it was something that looked heavy. It flew off in the direction of the nearby air force base, which was described as a top secret facility that had once been used for nuclear weapons testing. The all-clear was sounded in Vegas. But immediately it was swamped, on the news feeds, by reports of a precisely similar incident taking shape on the top floor of a skinny residential tower under construction in midtown Manhattan. This had to duel for airtime with shocking new footage just coming in from Moab, where, for the first time since it had all started, we were now seeing photos of horribly burned victims, and shaky video of their being unloaded from medical choppers. From outside the cordon, downwind of Moab, bloggers on horseback and all-terrain vehicles were now reporting elevated radiation levels. The mainstream media were ignoring, or actively suppressing, these reports, presumably because the government had admonished them not to spread panic. But social media were more effective at spreading what passed for news and so it scarcely mattered.

Someone had finally got close enough to Moab to do a flyover with a drone. They couldnвЂ™t get too close because of military units that were interdicting travel in the area, and also because they didnвЂ™t want to expose themselves to radiation, but they were able to transmit some footage of the ruined town. The low frame rate, the bricky pixels, the compression artifacts in the image, the tendency of the camera to be aimed in the wrong direction as it flew through smoke and dust, all contributed to a feeling of cinema veritГ© that was beginning to strike his increasingly jaded eye as too good to be true.

Keeping an eye on LykeвЂ™s internal email system, Corvallis noticed that Jason Crabb was online. Jason was a systems administrator for Nubilant who had jumped to Lyke in the wake of the acquisition. It had given him a pretext for moving to the Bay Area, which heвЂ™d been wanting to do anyway, because of a complicated girlfriend situation. Corvallis clicked on the little video camera icon next to JasonвЂ™s name. After a minute or so of user interface fuckery, he found himself looking at a moving image of Jason, who was sitting in his girlfriendвЂ™s bed, propped up on a lot of pillows. The upward camera angle of his laptop made JasonвЂ™s beard huge and magnificent in a rufous shaft of morning sunlight. He did not greet Corvallis but just stared at him, alert and expectant. On a day such as this one, вЂњC-plusвЂќ would not have taken the unusual step of initiating a video call unless it was important.

вЂњSuppose thereвЂ™s a company in Moab with a website, or some other kind of Internet presence of any kind whatsoever for that matter,вЂќ Corvallis began.

вЂњYeah?вЂќ

вЂњItвЂ™s off the air now, letвЂ™s say.вЂќ

вЂњNo shit!вЂќ

вЂњOkay, but pretend for a moment we donвЂ™t actually know why. There are two possible explanations for its being off the air. You need to get all Sherlock and figure out which is the truth.вЂќ

вЂњOkayвЂ”??вЂќ

вЂњScenario one is that Moab got nuked and the wires, or the optical fibers, donвЂ™t even reach into town anymore, they are just dangling from a burning telegraph pole in the desert. Scenario two is that Moab is still there but the ISP that serves it is being crushed under a DDoS attack.вЂќ Meaning, as Jason would know, вЂњdistributed denial of service.вЂќ вЂњOr for that matter any kind of remote hack that would shut it down for a while. Is there a way you could distinguish between those two scenarios without getting out of bed?вЂќ

вЂњI have to pee,вЂќ Jason said.

вЂњYou know what I mean.вЂќ

вЂњProbably.вЂќ

вЂњOkay, please do that and get back to me,вЂќ Corvallis said, and disconnected.

Lots more was happening in Manhattan now, on news and social media sites, on talk radio. The wave had not crested yet. If Corvallis were among the billions who actually believed that Moab had been nuked, heвЂ™d have been fully absorbed. As it was he found himself in a weirdly peaceful and calm state.

вЂњI called an audible,вЂќ Frank was saying to him.

Corvallis looked up to see the pilot standing in the aisle, looking down at him. His brain slowly caught up. Calling an audible was some kind of sports-based metaphor. It meant that Frank had made a decision on his ownвЂ”improvised in a way he hoped Corvallis would later approve of.

вЂњI filed a flight plan to El Paso.вЂќ

вЂњEl Paso?вЂќ

вЂњItвЂ™ll take us near Moab. Near enough that we can look down on it like you said. But weвЂ™ll be at forty thousand feetвЂ”above the box.вЂќ

вЂњThe box?вЂќ

вЂњThe box of airspace around Moab where the FAA doesnвЂ™t want us to go.вЂќ

вЂњEl PasoвЂ™s a lot farther away,вЂќ Corvallis pointed out.

Frank nodded. вЂњThe only thing thatвЂ™s a little sketchy about this is that we really donвЂ™t have that much fuel. I mean, we could stretch it, but weвЂ™d be in the red zone. So weвЂ™ll have to land somewhere else, short of El Paso.вЂќ

вЂњThatвЂ™s okay,вЂќ Corvallis said, вЂњeverything will be different by then.вЂќ

вЂњItвЂ™s okay for you,вЂќ Frank said, вЂњbut it makes me look like a fucking idiot for filing a flight plan that doesnвЂ™t make sense fuel-wise.вЂќ

вЂњJust tell me who I need to talk to. IвЂ™ll take responsibility.вЂќ Corvallis generally didnвЂ™t like looking people in the eye, but from watching Dodge he knew that there were certain times when it was a deal-breaker. So he forced himself to look Frank in the eye. вЂњI will personally take responsibility for this and I will get you off the hook.вЂќ Frank shrugged, raised his eyebrows, and went back to the cockpit.

Corvallis had been thinking about a detail that had passed under his gaze while heвЂ™d been clicking around learning about Maeve Braden. He had to dig surprisingly deep into his browser history to find it. This was complicated by the fact that he had been checking her out both on the public Miasma and in LykeвЂ™s secure file system. Eventually he tracked it down in the latter. It was the personal data record associated with her accountвЂ”the result of her having filled out a form, years ago, when sheвЂ™d joined Lyke, and having clicked the вЂњsubmitвЂќ button. Which, come to think of it, was a pretty strange bit of semantics. But anyway, she had listed several telephone numbers, including one that began with вЂњ011,вЂќ which was the prefix for dialing international calls from the United States. He had already learned of her Australian background and so upon scanning this for the first time heвЂ™d made the obvious assumption that it was an Oz number. But it wouldnвЂ™t make any particular sense for her to go to the trouble of entering such a number into her profile unless she was actually spending a lot of time in Australia.

On a second look, the country code was 881, which wasnвЂ™t Australia; it was a special code used by satellite phones.

Corvallis wasnвЂ™t hugely knowledgeable about sat phones, but he knew a couple of people who owned them, either just because they were geeks or because they did a lot of travel in places with no cell phone coverage. It seemed pretty obvious that Maeve was one of the latter. Her whole job was taking groups of tourists on trips deep into the canyons of the Colorado River, where cell phone use was out of the question. Of course Canyonlands Adventures would own sat phones, and of course theyвЂ™d issue them to their guides.

Whether she would keep the thing turned on, and within easy reach, was another question. For all he knew, it might have been turned off and buried in a waterproof bag at the bottom of a raft. But then it might get dumped overboard if the raft flippedвЂ”which was exactly the kind of situation where youвЂ™d need it. It would make more sense for the lead guide to carry it on her person.

It was worth a go, anyway. CorvallisвЂ™s cell phone wouldnвЂ™t work on the plane, but he had pretty good Internet and he could make voice calls through his laptop. He plugged in his headphones for better audio, booted up the relevant app, and typed in the number. There was a long waitвЂ”much longer than for conventional calls.

вЂњHell-low!?вЂќ said a woman. She sounded Australian, and pissed off that someone would call her. In the background it was possible to hear other people chattering and laughing. Corvallis visualized them on the raft, in a quiet stretch of the Colorado. He heard a splash and a kerplunk. Someone had jumped in for a swim.

Just from this, Corvallis had already learned what he needed to know: that Moab had not been nuked. But it seemed only polite to explain himself. вЂњMaeve, IвЂ™m sorry to bother you but this is important. You donвЂ™t know me. My name is Corvallis Kawasaki.вЂќ

вЂњAs in the town of Corvallis? Oregon?вЂќ

вЂњYes. You can Google me when you get home, IвЂ™m an executive at Lyke. The social media company.вЂќ

вЂњYou work for Lyke?вЂќ

вЂњYes.вЂќ

вЂњIs there something going wrong with my account? Did I get hacked or something?вЂќ He liked the way she asked it. Her tone wasnвЂ™t apprehensive. It was more as if she would find it wryly amusing to have been hacked.

вЂњNo. Your account is fine. Everything is fine where youвЂ™re concerned.вЂќ

She laughed. вЂњThen why are you calling me? To ask me out on a bloody date?вЂќ

вЂњThat would be a violation of our confidentiality policies,вЂќ Corvallis responded. вЂњThis is about something else that you should probably be aware of.вЂќ And he went on to explain, as best as he could without taking all day, what had been happening. During this time, Maeve didnвЂ™t say much. It was a lot to take in. And for all of its complexity, for all of the millions of people on the Miasma who sincerely believed in its reality, it must have seemed ridiculous and dreamlike to her, gliding down the Colorado with her sun hat pulled down over her head and her paddle on her lap, looking at the ancient rocks, watching the Jones family gambol in the cool water.

вЂњAt about five twenty this morning, you were still in or near Moab, right?вЂќ

вЂњI was at the office,вЂќ she said, вЂњloading up the van.вЂќ

вЂњIn downtown Moab.вЂќ

вЂњYeah.вЂќ

вЂњDid you see anything like a bright flash in the sky?вЂќ He already knew the answer, but he had to ask.

вЂњNo. There was no such thing.вЂќ

вЂњBut the Internet had gone down.вЂќ

вЂњIвЂ™d got up at four thirty and it worked. Half an hour later it had crashed. Nothing.вЂќ

вЂњDid you try to use your cell phone at all?вЂќ

вЂњThe Joneses did. They tried to ring me at five thirty, five forty, something like that. Nothing worked.вЂќ

вЂњWhyвЂ™d they want to call you?вЂќ

вЂњTo tell me theyвЂ™d be late.вЂќ

вЂњBut you met at the sandbar and got off without anything unusual happening.вЂќ

вЂњYeah.вЂќ

вЂњAnd the sandbar is, what, only a couple of miles outside of Moab?вЂќ

вЂњThatвЂ™s right. Hang on.вЂќ The phone went shuffly/muffly. Corvallis heard enough snatches of MaeveвЂ™s voice to guess that she was trying to explain matters to her clients, who had overheard enough to be curious.

вЂњIвЂ™m here,вЂќ she assured him.

вЂњMaeve? ThereвЂ™s a lot more we could say to each other,вЂќ Corvallis said, вЂњbut IвЂ™m betting that the Joneses have friends and family who know they were in Moab this morning and who are frantic with worry right now. You should probably hang up and call them.вЂќ

вЂњWhy havenвЂ™t they called already, I wonder?вЂќ

вЂњThey probably donвЂ™t have the sat phone number. To get the sat phone number, theyвЂ™d have to reach your main office, and вЂ¦вЂќ

вЂњAnd all the comms are down, yeah. All right. How can I call you back, Corvallis?вЂќ

He gave her his number, and she recited it back to him, using the quasi-military вЂњninerвЂќ in place of вЂњnine,вЂќ which he found unaccountably confidence inspiring. Then she hung up without formalities.

While all of this had been going on, Jason Crabb had emailed him back to tell him what he already knew, namely that the communications blackout in Moab appeared to be the result of a conventional DDoS attack.

Corvallis called Laurynas, his boss, the fifty-ninth-richest man in the world, who answered the phone with вЂњDonвЂ™t sell any of your stock.вЂќ

вЂњHuh?вЂќ

вЂњAfter the stock market reopens, that is. LegalвЂ™s sending out a company-wide blast.вЂќ

It took Corvallis a few seconds to catch up with the logic. вЂњYou know the Moab event is a hoax.вЂќ

вЂњYeah. It is becoming increasingly obvious.вЂќ

вЂњYouвЂ™re worried itвЂ™s going to be a bloodbath for our stock. Because so much of it is happening on our network. We look negligent. People will sue us.вЂќ

вЂњBut for now that is insider knowledge, C, and if you sell any of your stock, you are insider trading.вЂќ

вЂњGot it.вЂќ

вЂњWhere are you, man? Other than on a plane.вЂќ

вЂњHeaded for Moab.вЂќ

Laurynas laughed. Corvallis had the sense it was the first time he had laughed all day. вЂњNo shit?вЂќ

вЂњWhen I got suspicious I asked the pilots to plot a new course.вЂќ

вЂњThat is awesome.вЂќ Laurynas was ten years younger than him. вЂњYou going to try to land at Moab?вЂќ

вЂњProbably not. No real plan yet.вЂќ

вЂњYouвЂ™re just calling an audible. That. Is. Awesome!вЂќ

вЂњThanks.вЂќ

вЂњWhen did you first get suspicious, C?вЂќ

вЂњAt a subconscious level? It was all that shit about the Moabites.вЂќ

вЂњWhat are you talking about?вЂќ

вЂњIn the video from the terrorists, where they take responsibility for the attack?вЂќ

вЂњYeah. ItвЂ™s a pretty long sermon,вЂќ Laurynas said, a little defensively. вЂњI didnвЂ™t have time to sit through the whole thing.вЂќ

вЂњHe quotes a lot of Old Testament crap about the ancient Moabites and how they were apparently the bad guys. Born of incest or something.вЂќ

вЂњAs if that justifies the attack on Moab, Utah.вЂќ

вЂњYeah, and on one level IвЂ™m thinking it sounds like the usual convoluted jihad-think but at the same time IвЂ™m like, вЂ?Come on, man, you could have nuked any old town you chose, and most would be easier to reach than Moab.вЂ™ I mean, why even bother with a warning shot?вЂќ

вЂњThey were trying too hard,вЂќ said Laurynas, getting it. вЂњPiling on a lot of verbiage to explain why they picked that town.вЂќ

вЂњYeah. As if they were worried that people would see through it. When the real reasonвЂ™s obvious.вЂќ

вЂњYeah. If they did a nuke hoax in Paterson, New Jersey, people in the next town over would just check it out with fucking binoculars and say, вЂ?Nope, still there.вЂ™ It had to be somewhere isolated.вЂќ

вЂњItвЂ™s the key to the whole plan,вЂќ Corvallis said.

вЂњYeah, it sets up the red-eye flight, the truck driver, and the rest. These guys are good.вЂќ

вЂњSo if I were you, with the resources youвЂ™ve got, IвЂ™d be digging into the fake footage, the burn victims вЂ¦вЂќ

вЂњWe found some metadata suggesting it came out of a Nollywood special effects house.вЂќ

вЂњYou mean Bollywood?вЂќ

вЂњNollywood. November. Not Bravo. Nigerian film industry. Huge.вЂќ

вЂњJeez, why is it always Nigeria?вЂќ

вЂњIt isnвЂ™t,вЂќ Laurynas said flatly. вЂњThis is classic misdirection. Whoever did this knows that, when it comes to light, people will focus way too much attention on the Nigeria angle.вЂќ

вЂњWell, so what do you want me to do?вЂќ Corvallis asked, after they had both sat there quietly pondering Nigeria for some moments.

вЂњSave the company.вЂќ

вЂњAnd how do you think I might achieve that?вЂќ

вЂњBy getting to Moab before the president of the United States gets there. Or, barring that, soon.вЂќ

вЂњHow does that save the company?вЂќ

вЂњWhen people understand that this is a hoax, burning feces are going to fall out of the sky and bury us to a depth of six Empire State Buildings,вЂќ Laurynas said. вЂњThe best we can do is spread the blameвЂ”point out that all the other networks got used in the same way. This becomes infinitely more effective if we can say, вЂ?And look, our dude C was on the ground in Moab before sundown, personally establishing the ground truth.вЂ™вЂќ

Laurynas was a Lithuanian basketball prodigy who had attended Michigan on a scholarship and then wrong-footed everyone by turning out to be actually smart. He would answer to вЂњLawrence.вЂќ He had picked up American tech-bro speech pretty accurately, but his accent broke the surface when he was envisioning something that he thought would be awesome.

вЂњBefore sundown?вЂќ Corvallis repeated.

вЂњThat would be preferable. Darkness, video, not a good fit.вЂќ Laurynas was laughing as he hung up. He had the big manвЂ™s joviality when it came to the doings of small people.

On a Miasma news feed, some scientists in white lab coats were giving a press conference in front of a backdrop covered with many copies of the logo and name of the Los Alamos National Laboratory. Corvallis listened to it for a while. It was perfect. The actors portraying the scientists were well cast: There was the eminence grise who didnвЂ™t say much but who conveyed huge gravitas and authority when he did. The engaging young beard who did most of the talking and reminded you of your favorite science teacher who rode around campus on a recumbent bicycle. The demure, middle-aged, maternal, but still-kind-of-hot woman. The introverted Asian dude showing flashes of wry humor. Whoever had produced this counterfeit had completely nailed the sound: you could hear chairs scraping, shutters clicking, fingers pounding laptop keyboards, peopleвЂ™s cell phones going off, all conveying the sense that a hundred journalists were crammed into the room. The payloadвЂ”the informational warhead on the tip of this social media rocketвЂ”was that they had performed isotopic analysis of fallout collected by volunteers downwind of Moab and confirmed that it matched the fingerprint of half a dozen Soviet-era suitcase nukes that had gone missing in Uzbekistan some years ago.

Even as C-plus was admiring the quality of the pseudoscientific dialogue being spouted by these actors, the вЂњnews conferenceвЂќ was suddenly вЂњshut downвЂќ as the room was invaded by a squad of beefy-looking guys in beards and wraparound sunglasses who looked like they had just stepped out of a casting call for a SEAL Team Six movie. Their leaderвЂ™s face was visible only for a few frames as he reached out and swiped at the cameraвЂ™s lens. The camera ended up on the floor, sideways, transmitting a close-up of a knocked-over Starbucks cup and some chair legs, with murky sound of the scientists protesting as they were hustled out of the room.

A logo at the bottom of the screen claimed it was live on CNN. Which was by definition wrong, since Corvallis wasnвЂ™t actually watching it on CNN. He had found it on YouTube by clicking on a Twitter link in which some concerned citizen watchdog claimed that they had captured this sensational footage earlier on the live CNN feed and were just posting it for the benefit of the general population and that everyone should download it and copy it and post it everywhere before the government suppressed the news.

Out of curiosity, Corvallis went over to CNNвЂ™s Twitter feed and found a tweet from twenty minutes ago insisting that the press conference footage on YouTube was not genuine CNN content, had never aired on CNN, and was some sort of hoax. It had already drawn thousands of angry and skeptical replies from people saying that CNN was obviously being controlled by deep-state actors.

Temporarily at a loss for anything to do, Corvallis rewound the fake press conference video to a close-up of the woman scientist, took a screen grab of her face, and pasted it into LykeвЂ™s face-recognition app. Within seconds he was reading the IMDb profile of this actress, a veteran of numerous television commercials and a few indie films. He didnвЂ™t waste his time repeating the experiment with the other members of the cast. Or for that matter with the scruffy young actor who had climbed off the red-eye earlier and released the mushroom cloud footage to the world. Or the truck driver in Utah. Or Larry Proctor, the blogger. It would be the same with all of them. And when the hoax was discovered and quashed, all of them would be tracked down by vengeful Miasma sleuths and all of them would probably tell a similar story: they had been recruited by a production company working on a low-budget indie thriller, they had gone to certain soundstages and recited certain lines. They and the production crew had all been paid in some untraceable way, through Bitcoin or whatever, and theyвЂ™d moved on to the next job.

A text came through from Laurynas: We found the people who made the mushroom cloud simвЂ”a CGI house in the Philippines.

He Googled Moab hoax and found a basically infinite amount of stuff already posted. Much of it was right for the wrong reasons. Ninety percent of it was about the bioweapon theory.

These peopleвЂ”the people who had done thisвЂ”were awesome. They knew that some people would see through the hoax and denounce it as such. Those skeptics couldnвЂ™t be silenced. But they could be drowned out. So, the hoaxers had inoculated the Miasma with a ready-made hoax narrative that was obviously ridiculous, and tailor-made to appeal to the vociferous citizens of Crazytown. Right now everyoneвЂ™s uncle HarryвЂ”the angry truther at Thanksgiving dinnerвЂ”was typing as fast as he could with the caps lock key in effect. If you were a member of the reality-based community who suspected that it was a hoax, you had to wade through a hundred zombie-related postings in order to find one that made sense, and wherever you went on the Miasma to argue for a skeptical and reasoned approach, you were lumped in with the zombie truthers, ridiculed and downvoted. As an example, he found a thread in which zombie truthers were being shouted down by people who had just seen the fake Los Alamos news conference on YouTube and were using it as evidence that Moab had been nuked by foreign terrorists, not by the United States government.

FrankвЂ™s voice came through on the intercom. вЂњMoab is under cloud cover.вЂќ

Of course it was under cloud cover. Corvallis wondered if the authors of this hoax had waited for a cloudy day in Moab before pulling the trigger.

He went up to the cockpit so that he could look out the windshield over the pilotsвЂ™ shoulders. The weather was generally clear, but clouds were stuffed like cotton into low places in the landscape, including the valley of a prominent river that Corvallis assumed was the Colorado. No-fly zone or not, people could fly over Moab all day long and not be able to come back with a definitive answer as to whether it still existed.

вЂњWe need to land,вЂќ Corvallis announced.

вЂњThe Moab airport is closed,вЂќ Frank told him.

Without thinking, Corvallis said what Dodge would have said: вЂњI didnвЂ™t say anything about an airport. See if thereвЂ™s an airstrip or a straight stretch of highway.вЂќ

вЂњHighway!?вЂќ

вЂњI might be able to contact someone who knows the area,вЂќ Corvallis said, and stepped out of the cockpit. His phone was ringing. Or rather, the app running on his laptop that did what a phone did, except over the Internet. He strode up the aisle and pivoted to look at the screen. A window had popped up, making him aware of an incoming call from an international number with an 881 area code.

Corvallis fell in love with Maeve.

It was another one of those transitions like being rear-ended and clubbed in the base of the skull by the headrest. To say that he wasnвЂ™t aware of it wouldвЂ™ve been wrong. It was palpable. But the part of his nervous system that had registered it was way down in the boiler room, as it were, sending out email alerts that would take a long time to make their way through the spam filters and middle-management layers of his brain. Weeks might pass before the meeting in which, sitting in the boardroom of his soul, Corvallis Kawasaki would be confronted by a PowerPoint slide, projected eight feet wide, announcing in no-nonsense sans-serif type, вЂњIN LOVE WITH MAEVE.вЂќ What he had just experienced was more like the subtle click of a really well-engineered piece of machinery being snapped together.

He plugged in his headphones and answered the call. вЂњMaeve?вЂќ

вЂњThis is all a bit surreal,вЂќ she announced. вЂњThe Joneses have been talking to their freaked-out relatives. They have a bloody lot of them. High-strung family I gather.вЂќ

вЂњSo you kind of know whatвЂ™s going on.вЂќ

вЂњI know whatвЂ™s going on in their little minds,вЂќ she said. The same words spoken by a tech geek would have seemed impossibly arrogant, but from her came off as more affectionate/exasperated.

CorvallisвЂ™s primary emotion was hopeful gratification over the fact that, right now, he was the only human in the world Maeve could talk to. It was beside the point and probably inappropriate. He was with other people, but basically alone in a private jet. She was with other people, but basically alone on a raft thirty thousand feet below him (for the jet had begun descending).

вЂњDo they want to bail out?вЂќ he asked.

вЂњWhat are you asking?вЂќ

вЂњHow long is the trip supposed to last?вЂќ

вЂњThree days. Two overnight stays. We come out on the other end of the park.вЂќ Meaning, as he could infer, Canyonlands National Park.

вЂњAre you in the park yet?вЂќ

вЂњNot quite. We stopped on a sandbar for lunch and endless phone chatting.вЂќ

вЂњIf they could cancel it now, would they? And go home to their freaked-out family members?вЂќ

вЂњIs it good and ruined, youвЂ™re asking. Can they really enjoy the next three days.вЂќ

вЂњYeah, and on that note, is there an airstrip near you?вЂќ

Her answers turned out to be yesвЂ”the Joneses wanted to bail outвЂ”and yes: there was an airstrip near them, belonging to a ranch adjoining the park. Half an hour later, the jet was on the ground there. The descent and landing seemed normal to him, but after the plane had come to a full stop, Frank and Lenny high-fived each other. Bonnie looked out the tiny window in the door and thought better of changing back into her heels. She opened the door, deployed the stairway, and stood at attention holding CorvallisвЂ™s wool cloak. The scent of sagebrush flooded into the plane.

Corvallis had been hoping for something authentically rustic, but the ranch had remade itself as a tourist operation and so the first thing he saw was its swag kiosk, currently unmanned. He watched disbelievingly as an actual tumbleweed blew past it. The airstrip had been laid down on a dry lake bed or something, so it was surrounded by low hills of rubble from which sprouted cool-looking outcroppings of rock. Maybe that explained the pilotsвЂ™ high five.

Approaching was one of those especially huge pickup trucks with double rear wheels and a crew cabin. It was skidding around switchbacks and kicking up rooster tails of ocher dust.

Corvallis was pretty sure that, at this moment, he was closer (twenty miles) to Moab than any other C-suite executive of a major social media company. He felt he should commemorate that with a text message. But his phone reported no service. He didnвЂ™t have a sat phone. He had no more communications technology at his disposal than a Roman legionary. Probably less, since those guys had messengers and pigeons and so on.

Speaking of which, Lenny got his bag out of the luggage compartment and hustled it over and thrust it at him in a manner suggesting that it might be time to change his clothes. He accepted the bag and slung it over his shoulder for now. There was no place to change here unless he wanted to kick down the door of the kiosk.

Blazoned on the door of the pickup was the logo of the Angel Rock Ranch, which he recognized from having seen it on the Miasma half an hour ago. Aesthetically, this occupied a curious niche that hadnвЂ™t existed until fairly recently: On the one hand it was too professional and slick for what this place was, because theyвЂ™d used stock images and typefaces. On the other, it was homespun, amateur work, because theyвЂ™d cobbled it together themselves. They knew nothing of kerning. The truck crossed the runway some distance from the plane and then swung around it in a wide U, giving the plane a suitably wide berth and crunching to a stop near Corvallis and Lenny. The driverвЂ™s-side door opened, and out climbed a lean shovel-faced man in a baseball cap. He was wearing jeans, work boots, and a plaid snap-up shirt. He had the waistline of a young man and the trifocals of an older one. A line of sunscreen snaked along the rim of his left ear. He kept his gaze on CorvallisвЂ™s face as if willing himself not to glance down at the tunic; perhaps heвЂ™d already sated his curiosity staring through the tinted window of his truck. For his part, Corvallis managed to conceal a pang of boyish disappointment over the fact that this man wasnвЂ™t wearing a cowboy hat.

вЂњMr. Kawasaki, I presume. Welcome to the Angel Rock Ranch. I am Bob Nordstrom and I am the ranch manager and I am here to assist you.вЂќ He stuck out his hand and Corvallis shook it.

вЂњNice to meet you. You might find it more convenient to call me C, which is kind of like my nickname.вЂќ

вЂњI would have Googled you to learn more butвЂ”вЂќ

вЂњYour Internet has been down all day. Your ISP is in Moab, I take it.вЂќ

вЂњThatвЂ™s right, C.вЂќ

вЂњWell, you might like to know that your site is still up and runningвЂ”evidently itвЂ™s hosted somewhere else.вЂќ

вЂњThat is reassuring to know,вЂќ Bob said. After pondering this news for a moment, he changed his tone of voice and said, вЂњSo, you have had Internet access recently. On that thing, I guess.вЂќ He glanced at the jet.

Corvallis nodded.

Bob said, вЂњI know something weird is happening around Moab but I canвЂ™t make heads or tails of it.вЂќ

вЂњItвЂ™s happening everywhere in the world except Moab,вЂќ Corvallis said. вЂњItвЂ™s an Internet hoax. A very sophisticated one. Nothing bad has actually happened to anyone in Moab, as far as I can tell. ItвЂ™s kind of a long story. I would be happy to catch you up in the truckвЂ”we have a little bit of driving to do, I take it?вЂќ

Bob nodded. вЂњFrom here itвЂ™s about a half-hour drive to the river landing. I understand that the family wishes to be taken back to Moab? That will be another hour.вЂќ

Corvallis checked his watch and was startled to find it wasnвЂ™t even noon yet. They could be in Moab by midafternoon. Assuming theyвЂ™d be allowed in. вЂњWhat do you know about roadblocks and so on?вЂќ

вЂњI am confident,вЂќ Bob said, вЂњthat I can find my way into Moab.вЂќ

Bob had more to say on that as he and Corvallis drove up out of the lake bed. вЂњThereвЂ™s a bunch of ways into town,вЂќ he said. вЂњWorst comes to worst, we just transfer to ATVs and avoid roads altogether. And if that fails, we have a little boat with an outboard motor. We can ride it straight up the river.вЂќ

They topped the divide between the lake bed behind them and the valley of the Colorado ahead. The scenery made it obvious why the proprietors of this ranch had decided to throw in the towel on ranching per se and make it over into a tourist attraction. Bob pointed along the azimuth of the main ranch house, which was too far away to be seen with the naked eye. Someone there was still operating a ham radio rig, which had come in handy this morning as CorvallisвЂ™s support staff had patched it together with emails from the jet and calls to MaeveвЂ™s sat phone to make all of these arrangements.

The drive down to the river landingвЂ”the last place to take a raft out of the Colorado River before entering the national parkвЂ”demanded all of BobвЂ™s attention and so he didnвЂ™t say much as Corvallis gave him a rundown of what had been going on with the hoax. Along the way he caught occasional glimpses of the brown water of the river, but famously it was a very small trickle of water embedded in a ridiculously huge canyon system and so mostly what he saw was interesting rocks. The final approach wasnвЂ™t on a road per se, it was just chundering down a dry arroyo that plunged straight into the Colorado. During the times when it actually carried water, it had deposited a rocky bar along the bank of the river, and it was there that Maeve and her colleague Tom had pulled two rafts up out of the water and set up a little day camp under a pop-up awning. Older Joneses were huddled in the shade of it, looking beleaguered. Younger ones were splashing in the river, completely unconcerned. Bob piloted the truck carefully across a shallow backwater and up onto the surface of the bar and stopped a few yards short of the camp. Directly on exiting the vehicle he was engaged by stressed-out moms and dads who were so glad to see him. This left Corvallis free to sneak out the passenger door and cut around the back of the truck and head toward the rafts, where Maeve and Tom were sorting through luggage, taking out the JonesesвЂ™ personal stuff while leaving company gear in the raft.

вЂњNice getupвЂќ was MaeveвЂ™s verdict on what Corvallis was wearing. She had given him a head-to-toe scan with eyes that were such a pale shade of blue as to be somewhat weird-looking.

вЂњRight back at you,вЂќ Corvallis responded. Maeve was wearing a shirt of silvery Lycra. It had long sleeves, anchored at the ends by thumb holes. Her hands were covered in paddling gloves made of wetsuit material. The garment didnвЂ™t have a collar; it developed into a hood that covered her whole neck and head except for an oval around the face where a few strands of sun-bleached hair had escaped. A lump in the back suggested that she had long hair, kept in a bun. Over that she was wearing a sun visor. An assortment of eyewear dangled on her chest. Red suspenders kept her massively overloaded cargo shorts from simply falling off. Projecting from the leg holes were the stump cups, knee joints, carbon-fiber shins, and plastic feet of her prosthetic legs.

вЂњThanks for picking us up.вЂќ She took a couple of steps toward him in a better-than-youвЂ™d-think-but-not-quite-right gait, and peeled the glove from her right hand to shake. Her hand was cold, sandy, and strong. The shake was perfunctory.

вЂњI didnвЂ™t do much besides reading my credit card number over the phone.вЂќ Stupid thing to say. He was trying to be modest but came off sounding rich and petulant.

вЂњWeвЂ™ll make you whole.вЂќ

There were five available seats in the truckвЂ™s cab, and six Joneses, but some of them were small enough to double-buckle. Corvallis and Maeve ended up sitting in the vehicleвЂ™s open back, using luggage and camp mats for cushioning. Maeve loaned him a sun hat and looked with disfavor on his bare arms. The climb up the arroyo was such rough going that they ended up standing and holding on to the roll bar, absorbing the jounces with their leg muscles. Once they had made it to something that could pass for a proper road, they made themselves comfortable and he got her settled down by applying sunscreen to his arms.

вЂњDo you mind?вЂќ she asked, and unstrapped one leg, then the other, and put them to one side so that she could air out her stumps. вЂњSand gets in there.вЂќ

вЂњI wouldnвЂ™t dream of objecting to your making yourself comfortable,вЂќ Corvallis said.

The elaborate wording got her attention. She had put on dark wraparound sunglasses, but it was clear from the set of her face that she was giving him a close look. вЂњWhat is that garment youвЂ™re wearing?вЂќ

Corvallis spent a while explaining his hobby and how he had come to be here. She listened without showing any outward signs of disgust and asked a couple of questions. Then she shrugged. вЂњAt the end of the day, all that matters is if it makes you healthier. And you donвЂ™t look like some bludger who camps out in MumвЂ™s basement.вЂќ

вЂњThanks.вЂќ

вЂњYou donвЂ™t get deltoids like that by typing.вЂќ

Corvallis was unaccustomed to having his deltoids, or indeed any part of him, looked on in such a favorable wayвЂ”let alone openly talked aboutвЂ”by a female observer. He had nothing to say for a few moments. He felt a brief tingle in his nuts and adjusted his tunic.

The simple reality of blasting down a road in the Utah canyonlands having this conversation with this person somehow cut the Gordian knot that had been tied in his skull this morning by millions of people being wrong on the Internet.

вЂњYou lift,вЂќ she said. Her tone was somewhere between question and statement. She was dourly resigned to the likelihood that he had a personal trainer in a fancy gym.

вЂњI lift shovels full of dirt,вЂќ he said.

She liked that. вЂњIs that some new hipster exercise?вЂќ

вЂњIt is an old Roman military exercise,вЂќ he said. вЂњWhen a legion made camp, it dug a ditch all around, and threw the dirt up on the inside to make a rampart above the ditch. When it broke camp, the ditch had to be filled in.вЂќ

вЂњThat is a fuck-ton of digging.вЂќ

вЂњThe original legionaries were like elite athletes, if you look at all the physical activity they performed day in and day out. IвЂ™m not putting myself in that class, but IвЂ™ll say that reenacting is the best exercise program IвЂ™ve ever had.вЂќ

She was gazing off into the blue sky, trying to get her head around it. вЂњTo move all of that dirtвЂ”just to put it backвЂ”it seems, I donвЂ™t knowвЂ”вЂќ

вЂњItвЂ™s the same as paddling a boat,вЂќ he pointed out, вЂњexcept with dirt.вЂќ

вЂњOkay, fair.вЂќ She looked at him, which he found vaguely frightening and yet preferred to her not looking at him. вЂњSo when were you thinking of changing out of that getup?вЂќ

вЂњMy original plan was to be doing it now, in the backseat of the truck. It didnвЂ™t work out that way. But you know what? The fact is I only have one clean set of normal-person clothes. A blazer and a dress shirt. Leather shoes. No point in getting them covered with road dust. IвЂ™ll change when we get to Moab.вЂќ

вЂњIf,вЂќ she corrected him.

вЂњBobвЂ™s pretty sure he can sneak us in somehow.вЂќ

She sighed. вЂњI wonder what this is going to do to our business.вЂќ

вЂњLong-term, itвЂ™s going to be great for your business. Because itвЂ™s going to bring attention to Moab, and thatвЂ™s going to translate to clicks, and to revenue.вЂќ

вЂњClicks,вЂќ she repeated. вЂњThatвЂ™s what itвЂ™s all about I suppose.вЂќ

вЂњIf you write up the story of whatвЂ™s happening right now and put it up on your social media accounts, itвЂ™ll get millions of page views.вЂќ Corvallis meant for this to be encouraging but he could tell he was getting nowhere. He was consistently getting the sense that she had a lot on her mind that she didnвЂ™t want to share with him, and that most of his conversational gambits were wide of the mark.

вЂњI thought you techies wore hoodies and T-shirts,вЂќ she said.

вЂњWhat?вЂќ

вЂњYou said you had a blazer and a dress shirt.вЂќ

вЂњItвЂ™s what I wore to work the day I left Seattle. I had a board meeting.вЂќ

вЂњWhy didnвЂ™t you wear a T-shirt to your board meeting? IsnвЂ™t that what you do?вЂќ

вЂњYeah, but this wasnвЂ™t for a tech company. This is a private foundation. I serve on the board. ItвЂ™s just a somewhat more conservative vibe. YouвЂ™re in the room with lawyers and money people.вЂќ

вЂњWhat kind of foundation?вЂќ

вЂњA friend of mine died. He was rich. HeвЂ™d made billions in the game industry. Some of his fortune went to this foundation.вЂќ

вЂњWas it an untimely death?вЂќ

вЂњDefinitely.вЂќ

вЂњSorry to hear it.вЂќ

вЂњThanks. Anyway, the foundation looks for ways to put gamerelated technology to use in solving various social problems.вЂќ

They jounced over a calamitous pothole and she reached out to keep her artificial legs from jumping out of the truck.

Corvallis was straining to remember some advice Zula had given him a couple of years ago after a date had gone bad.

вЂњYouвЂ™ve asked a number of questions relating to clothing,вЂќ he pointed out. вЂњIs that an interest of yours?вЂќ

вЂњAll clothing is prosthetics,вЂќ she said. вЂњThatвЂ™s how I think about it. From thisвЂќвЂ”she plucked at her silver garmentвЂ”вЂњto thisвЂќвЂ”she patted a carbon-fiber legвЂ”вЂњis a matter of degree.вЂќ

вЂњThe shirt is some kind of anti-sun thing?вЂќ

вЂњYeah. Better than sunscreen.вЂќ She sighed. вЂњI was studying design,вЂќ she admitted, as if it were a failing of some significance. вЂњHit a rough patch. Took a summer job paddling rafts. Got sidetracked.вЂќ

вЂњItвЂ™s pretty normal to take a gap year. Or two.вЂќ

вЂњI failed,вЂќ she announced.

вЂњAs in, flunked out of design school orвЂ”вЂќ

вЂњDropped out. To do a startup. Which failed.вЂќ She sighed. вЂњIвЂ™m one of the losers in the war you won.вЂќ

вЂњWhat happened?вЂќ

вЂњIt was my sister, Verna, and me. We got some angel money. Burned through it amazingly fast just getting our heads out of our arses. She got sick.вЂќ

вЂњWell, that alone would be enough to kill a lot of angel-funded startups.вЂќ

Maeve shook her head. вЂњIt wasnвЂ™t that. I mean, it didnвЂ™t help. But what killed it was an awareness that came to me in the middle of the night.вЂќ

вЂњAwareness of what?вЂќ

вЂњThat IвЂ™d been going about it wrong. That I hadnвЂ™t been thinking big enough.вЂќ

вЂњScale is tricky.вЂќ

вЂњAnd that if I were to start thinking big enough, it would require much more capital than I could ever hope to raise. So I was stuck. And am still.вЂќ She pulled her sunglasses down so that she could look him in the eye. вЂњWhich is not me cracking on to you.вЂќ

вЂњI beg your pardon?вЂќ

вЂњIвЂ™m not asking you for money.вЂќ

вЂњI didnвЂ™t think you were.вЂќ

вЂњJust wanted to be clear.вЂќ

вЂњOkay. Noted. Now that weвЂ™ve got that out of the way, can you talk about what you were doing in a way that is a little less abstract?вЂќ

вЂњThen youвЂ™ll get interested in it, and youвЂ™ll come up with ideas for how to make it work, and itвЂ™ll circle around to money.вЂќ

вЂњItвЂ™s a long ride to Moab, we have to talk about something.вЂќ

вЂњWell, IвЂ™ll just say that my idea of clothing as prosthetics, when I pursued it to the end of the line, led me out of my comfort zone. Because what we wear now is more than just material objects. We wear information. My avatar, my profile on social media, those do in cyberspace what clothing does in the world. And now you have blended situationsвЂ”physical clothing with embedded electronics. I donвЂ™t know anything about those technologies.вЂќ

вЂњOther people do. You could find programmers, engineersвЂ”вЂќ

вЂњBut then why me?вЂќ

Corvallis didnвЂ™t have an answer.

Maeve went on, вЂњItвЂ™s as if I were a carpenter who had come up with an idea for a wooden boat. I started designing the boat and got halfway through and realized that it would be much better if it were made out of aluminium. Knowing fuck-all about aluminium, I would have to find a metalworker at that point. Whereupon, I would have to explain to my investors why it made sense for them to pay me to pay a metalworker.вЂќ

Corvallis nodded. вЂњYou had thought yourself right out of a job.вЂќ

вЂњYeah.вЂќ

He shrugged. вЂњIt happens. ThatвЂ™s what angels are actually doing, you know. Paying people like you to try a bunch of stuff. To see what works. You can always move on.вЂќ

She grimaced. вЂњNot if you donвЂ™t actually have the technical know-how.вЂќ

вЂњYouвЂ™re too honest for your own good. If you were more of a BS artist you could talk your way through an investor pitch pretty easily.вЂќ

вЂњThanks, I guess.вЂќ She looked away, disgusted. Relegated to the back of the truck, splayed out on other peopleвЂ™s luggage with her legs offвЂ”literally dismemberedвЂ”a million miles away from Silicon Valley, left for dead, along with the rest of Moab, by the whole MiasmaвЂ”stymied to perfect exasperationвЂ”she was the archetype of the failed entrepreneur.

He was almost offended by the ease with which they drove into Moab. The roadblocksвЂ”supposing that they actually existedвЂ”would be on the state highway that ran through town and that provided its only link to places far away. Because their point was to stop outsiders from getting in. Most of MoabвЂ™s streets dead-ended at the foot of the stony pink hills that confined the town against the river, or trailed off into weedy ruts as they neared the watercourse. But at least one of them connected to a battered two-lane road that edged up the east bank of the Colorado, draining a maze of ranch tracks farther south. Since no connection could be made from there to the outside world, no one had put a roadblock on it. The river itself was being patrolled by a lone sheriff in a motorboat, but when he recognized BobвЂ™s truck he just lifted one hand from the wheel to greet Bob. Bob responded by lifting two fingers from his own steering wheel, and with that they penetrated the world-famous cordon of military security that had enshrouded the smoking ruins of Moab and turned away from the river to follow a small tributary about a mile into town.

A festive atmosphere prevailed along Main Street, which was what they called the part of the state highway that ran through the townвЂ™s business district. This had been turned into a temporary pedestrian mall by the closure of the road. Locals had taken advantage of it to park RVs and pickup trucks wherever they felt like it, and to erect pop-up shelters against the sun, which by now had burned through the cloud cover. Restaurants and bars were serving al fresco. A convoy of National Guard vehicles, mostly just Humvees, had drawn up in the middle of the street. Young men in hand-me-down Iraq War camo were standing around aiming their assault rifles at the pavement and wordlessly soaking up the admiration of an increasingly inebriated populace. A tourist hotel on the main drag had set up an outdoor television screen showing live network coverage from a satellite dish. By this point, all of the networks had scrambled their art departments and produced screens and banners to flash up when they cut back from commercial breaks. A typical example was NUCLEAR TERROR IN THE HEARTLAND, in a scary-looking typeface, superimposed on a montage comprising a mushroom cloud and a map of the United States with a red crosshairs centered on southeastern Utah. Corvallis wondered if the wording had been run by the networksвЂ™ lawyers. To call it a вЂњnuclear strikeвЂќ or вЂњnuclear disasterвЂќ would be to suggest that it had actually happened. вЂњNuclear terrorвЂќ only meant that some people were terrified. The network was hedging its bets. Because at some level, the people in charge must have figured out by now that it was a hoax. To come out and say as much would be to lose all of their viewers to competitors who were still acting as if it had really happened. Calling it вЂњterror,вЂќ on the other hand, was no lie, and enabled them to keep pumping shit onto the air.

Bob, now overwhelmingly under the emotional sway of the half-dozen Joneses with whom he was sharing the cab, drove straight to the office of the rafting company, which was only a block off of Main Street. The Joneses piled out of the cab. Their patriarch waddled over to the family vehicle, a beige Suburban that theyвЂ™d left in the parking lot. He contemplated it for a while, as if looking for bubbled paint, melted tires, or other evidence of its having survived a nuclear detonation. Maeve had strapped her legs back on as they entered town and now stood up in the back of the truck to toss luggage down to the other Joneses. An internal family schism developed as to whether a bucket brigade should be established to move all of the bags to the Suburban, or individuals should just carry the bags a few at a time. Corvallis, an only child, found the spectacle inexplicably depressing. He cadged a key from Maeve, then vaulted out and went into the office. His careful attention to the all-important matter of rehydration, combined with the bouncing of the truck, had left him needing to take a vicious piss. The better to enjoy it, he locked himself in the restroom, pulled his tunic up around his waist, and sat down on the toilet. Stand-up peeing in a long flowing garment could lead to various mishaps.

When he was done he stood in front of the sink for a few moments splashing water on his head and neck and arms, just to get the dust off. It occurred to him that he had now finally reached a location in which it would be convenient to change into his normal-person clothes, so he went out in search of his duffel bag. The JonesesвЂ™ Suburban was long gone. Bob and Maeve had entered the office and were sitting in its little waiting area drinking beverages from the office fridge and watching television coverage. A nurse from a burn unit in some unidentified hospital was being interviewed. Journalists had pounced on her when she had gone out on a Starbucks run. She was looking suitably traumatized, but not so much that she couldnвЂ™t deliver an eloquent and moving description of the suffering being endured by children who had been standing in the open when the flash of the bomb had burned all the skin on one side of their body. For according to the story these patients had been rescued from some kind of camp on the outskirts of town. Maeve and Bob were agreeing with each other that no such camp existed, and wanted Corvallis to know it too. But heвЂ™d long since come to terms with the sophistication and sheer ballsiness of the hoax.

Corvallis went out to BobвЂ™s truck and looked in the back, which was empty. Then he checked the cab.

He went back inside. вЂњDid you by any chance give the Joneses a blue duffel bag about yay long?вЂќ he asked Maeve, holding his hands out in front of him.

вЂњMore than one, probably,вЂќ she answered. вЂњWhy?вЂќ

вЂњNever mind. Is there a place on Main Street where I could buy some clothes?вЂќ

вЂњYeah. If theyвЂ™re open.вЂќ

вЂњBelay that. I just remembered. My wallet was in the duffel bag.вЂќ

She gazed at him sidelong while tipping a beer bottle into her mouth. вЂњCвЂ™mon back,вЂќ she said.

Bob sat up alertly. вЂњI could go try to track вЂ™em down if you like.вЂќ

вЂњDo you know which way theyвЂ™re going?вЂќ

вЂњNot really.вЂќ

вЂњSounds like Maeve is going to set me up with something,вЂќ Corvallis said. вЂњThanks though.вЂќ

Bob was now perhaps sensing a change in the emotional tone, akin to the plunge in barometric pressure preceding a cloudburst, which was not directly measurable by any of the five human senses but which could be detected, in some peopleвЂ™s arthritic joints, as a certain kind of discomfort. And perhaps you could make the case that people who suffered from the sort of emotional arthritis that was endemic among those of Northern European descent who lived on farms and ranches felt that discomfort more acutely, and were therefore the most sensitive barometers. вЂњI do believe IвЂ™ll be on my way anyhow,вЂќ he said, вЂњunless you need me for anything?вЂќ

вЂњWell, at some point IвЂ™ll need to go back out and collect my plane,вЂќ Corvallis said, вЂњbut вЂ¦вЂќ And he glanced at Maeve, who nodded.

вЂњI can give you a ride out there,вЂќ she said. вЂњHave to go collect Tom and the rafts anyway.вЂќ

So Bob said his goodbyes and went out to his truck. Maeve unlocked a door behind the front desk and beckoned Corvallis back.

Things tended to be spacious in Moab, and this building was no exceptionвЂ”it was an older commercial property that showed signs of having served, in previous incarnations, as a bar, a clothing shop, and a real estate office. Only about a quarter of its ground-floor space was used as an office. The rest of it was storage for outdoor gear of various kinds, the ideal place to raid if civilization collapsed. The stuff was crammed onto a shantytown of shelves that had been made in a hurry by someone with a chop saw and a nail gun. вЂњThis is all heavy stuff we donвЂ™t like to carry up and down the stairs,вЂќ Maeve explained, leading him back to the actual stairs in question: wooden steps leading down into a cool cellar. вЂњLightweight stuffвЂ”like clothingвЂ”is down here.вЂќ

It seemed on one level like the opening scene of a horror movie in which Corvallis would never make it out of the basement, but having got this far, he followed her down. She took the stairs at a good pace but with certain precautions, one hand on each banister, pitching from side to side a bit more than a person with normal legs, and through her silver spandex garment he could see her back muscles and her triceps working. They reached the concrete floor of the basement, which seemed to have been poured by various drunk or indifferent people on different occasions. Light poured in from windows high in the walls, so she felt no need to turn the lights on. вЂњWatch your step,вЂќ she admonished him, which he found curiously touching given that he had legs and feet.

Cardboard boxes of different sizes and vintages had been stacked around the place according to some scheme that wasnвЂ™t obvious to him. Some of these were open. They were full of T-shirts, not folded, but thrown in willy-nilly. Most of these were printed with Canyonland Adventures logos, or other tourist-related insignia having to do with Moab, Utah, or the Colorado River. In one corner a rug had been laid out on the floor. On it was a huge pile of shirts all mixed up. The place had the clean smell of new textiles.

вЂњWhatвЂ™s Sthetix?вЂќ Corvallis asked, holding up a black T-shirt with a completely different sort of logoвЂ”not in any way, shape, or form touristy.

вЂњMy dead company. See, if you take вЂ?prostheticsвЂ™ or вЂ?aestheticsвЂ™ and chop off the first bit вЂ¦вЂќ

вЂњGot it.вЂќ

вЂњItвЂ™s from a Greek word meaning вЂ?strength,вЂ™вЂќ she insisted, as if he had been disputing it. вЂњвЂ?ProstheticsвЂ™ means вЂ?to add strength.вЂ™вЂќ

He nodded. вЂњCool! ItвЂ™s a cool name.вЂќ

She held the compliment at armвЂ™s length for a moment, then slapped it away. вЂњHard to pronounce. Every. Single. Fucking. Conversation we had was about how to say it, or how to spell it.вЂќ

вЂњItвЂ™s a good code name,вЂќ he said. вЂњWhen youвЂ™re ready to go to market you hire a naming company to come up with a crowd-pleaser.вЂќ This appeared to settle her down. вЂњCan I have one of these?вЂќ he asked, holding up a Sthetix shirt.

вЂњWhy?вЂќ

He thought better of explaining to Maeve that collecting swag from obscure, dead companies was a tech industry fetish.

вЂњI like the name, and what it means. And itвЂ™s a memento of this day.вЂќ

She snorted. вЂњThe day Moab got nuked?вЂќ

He said nothing for a moment, intimidated by her sardonic force. Everything felt awkward. There was a sense of being on a perfectly good road in a perfectly sound car that was, however, veering into a ditch.

A thing happened where he simultaneously channeled both Forthrasts, Richard and Zula. вЂњNo,вЂќ he said, hearing his own voice strangely through blood-engorged ears. вЂњThe day I rode in the back of a truck with you.вЂќ

She actually took a step back, and raised her eyebrows. вЂњYou can have one. Make sure it fits.вЂќ

вЂњOkay. No peeking.вЂќ He pulled his tunic up over his head and tossed it aside.

вЂњFairвЂ™s fair,вЂќ she returned. He heard a clank and a thud followed by a hissing, slithering sound. He turned just in time to see her peeling her sun shirt off. This had necessitated shrugging off her red suspenders, so her cargo shorts had impacted the pavement a moment earlier. Now she was down to a garment that he identified, vaguely, as a sports bra, and a pair of granny panties.

вЂњOh, excuse me,вЂќ he blurted.

вЂњYou looked?вЂќ she returned, mock outraged. вЂњItвЂ™s all right. Nothing you wouldnвЂ™t see at the beach, right?вЂќ

He had turned his back on her and was pretending to sort through T-shirts. вЂњStill вЂ¦ I didnвЂ™t mean to.вЂќ

He could hear bionic footsteps. вЂњWould you like me to help you with that?вЂќ

вЂњIвЂ™m good, thanks.вЂќ

She came up very close behind him, reached around his body, and plucked out a T-shirt. вЂњYouвЂ™d look smashing in this. Turn around and weвЂ™ll check the size.вЂќ

He turned to face her. She held the shirt up in front of him, pinning it against his shoulders with her thumbs, and looked him up and down. вЂњItвЂ™s not long enough to hide your doodle,вЂќ she observed.

He made a reasonable guess as to the meaning of the term. вЂњDoodle containmentвЂ™s an issue,вЂќ he admitted, вЂњwith boxers.вЂќ

вЂњOne of these containers has some Sthetix menвЂ™s briefs,вЂќ she said. вЂњNice and tight.вЂќ She pulled the shirt away and tossed it into the box.

They stood there for a few moments looking at each other from rather close. When sheвЂ™d pulled the hood off, her hair had come loose and tumbled messily down her back. A bit of gentle tugging and head-shaking would have worked wonders, but she didnвЂ™t give a shit.

Corvallis reached out slowly and put his hands on her hips.

вЂњAfter my friend died,вЂќ he said, вЂњand I got over the shock, you know what happened? Like, around the time of the funeral?вЂќ

вЂњYou got inappropriately horny and felt like fucking everything that moved?вЂќ

вЂњYeah, has that ever happened to you?вЂќ

вЂњYeah. When my dad died. When my company died. And now,вЂќ she said. вЂњEven though no one died in this case.вЂќ She took a step forward, leaving maybe a quarter of an inch of clearance between her belly and the tip of his boxer-tented doodle. вЂњIt comes from thinking about mortality, right? Leads to a вЂ?life is shortвЂ”letвЂ™s goвЂ™ mentality.вЂќ

He pulled her into him and mashed his doodle, bolt upright, against her stomach. She wrapped her arms around his neck for purchase and mashed back. They went on to perform sexual intercourse on the big pile of T-shirts on the rug. These could be grabbed in bunches and wadded up and jammed under body parts to facilitate various positions. She wasnвЂ™t talking much, but he got the idea that she wanted to be able to touch herself while also looking him in the face. Fair enough. They found a way to make it happen by what would have been described, in a PowerPoint presentation, as agile deployment to leverage the T-shirtsвЂ™ structural modularity. He came first, perhaps inevitably given that he hadnвЂ™t had sex with anyone in three years. But he stayed in while she finished up, staring at him the whole time through half-closed eyes.

Somewhat later, at her suggestion, he gave her a piggyback ride up the stairs to the bathroom and deposited her in the shower stall, then went back and fetched her legs. While she showered, he attempted to clean up. As if blindly following its sole imperative, his semen had ended up all over the place, distributing itself over the maximum conceivable number of T-shirts as well as locations on the rug. There was a washing machine in the corner of the basement; he stuffed it full. He started the machine and, through the white noise of the plumbing above, heard Maeve denouncing him as some kind of fucker or other. He switched the cycle to cold.

For a while now, the part of Corvallis that was a responsible executive had, as it were, been bound and gagged in a closet, trying to get his attention by banging his forehead on the floor in Morse code. Considering what the rest of him had been up to, this was pretty hopeless, but now that Corvallis was alone in the office in a Sthetix T-shirt and a pair of tight Sthetix undies, drinking a postcoital beer and listening to Maeve wash her hair, he began to hear a few of those distant thumps and to consider the larger context of the day. Laurynas wanted him to save the company, or something.

He settled in behind the office computer and found the password yellow-noted on the underside of the keyboard. He made various efforts to use the Internet and satisfied himself that MoabвЂ™s sole ISP was still utterly screwed. His phone was showing three bars, but it still wouldnвЂ™t actually do anything. He reckoned that the best he could do was to document his presence in the city and squirt it out to the Internet when he could.

Maeve emerged, fully reassembled and impossibly distracting. He studied her, partly because he could and partly for cues as to how lovey-dovey he was supposed to be at this moment. She seemed all business, though she did take the liberty of slapping him on the ass as he headed for the shower. So, mixed messages. By the time he emerged, she had pulled the company van around and hitched on a trailer that was pretty clearly designed to carry inflated rafts.

She drove him to Main Street. He sat in the van in his underwear while she went into a store and came back with a pair of jams that would fit him. These were designed to appeal to a man half his age, which he assumed was her sense of humor at work. She took some photos of him partying with Moabites and talking in a really serious way to National Guardsmen and mugging with local kids, all composed to show as much authentic Moab background scenery as possible. Then a panorama of the whole street scene.

They drove to Angel Rock Ranch to check on the jet and its crew. Bonnie had found refuge at the ranch lodge; the pilots were camped out in the plane, awaiting a delivery of jet fuel. Next stop was the lodge itself, where Corvallis was able to get through to Laurynas on a landline. Laurynas was desperate for the photos, so they split up for a couple of hours; Maeve drove down to the sandbar to fetch Tom and the rafts while Bob drove Corvallis up to the top of a mesa from which he predictedвЂ”correctlyвЂ”that it would be possible to get cell phone coverage from another town, many miles from Moab and unaffected by the DDoS attack. From there Corvallis was able to transmit the photos, though it was slow. By the time all of those pictures had seeped down the pipe and Bob had driven him back to the landing strip, Maeve was back with Tom and the rafts, waiting for him.

Maeve: CorvallisвЂ™s girlfriend. During this little excursion he had suddenly remembered this a few times and been delighted by the newness of it.

A couple of years ago he had broken a bone in his hand during weapons practice and been obliged to wear a cast for some time. During the first few days, heвЂ™d forget it was there, and then be surprised by some new limitation as he would discover that he couldnвЂ™t hit the Return key on his keyboard or operate the shift lever on his car. Suddenly having a girlfriend was the opposite thing, with all of the discoveries, so far, being good ones. Enhancements, not limitations. Prosthetics.

As they were driving back into Moab, TomвЂ”who had been relegated to a back seatвЂ”said, вЂњFuck me,вЂќ while looking significantly out a window on the left side of the vehicle. Maeve said, вЂњHoly shit.вЂќ Corvallis nearly had to put his head into her lap to see what they were looking at: a blue-nosed 747 banking into its final approach for landing, a few miles to the northwest.

вЂњAir Force fucking One,вЂќ Tom said.

This time, they actually were stopped on the outskirts of town, but once Maeve had explained herself, and the Secret Service guys had checked IDs and given the van and the trailer a once-over, they were allowed through. She ditched the vehicle, and Tom, in the parking lot of Canyonland Adventures, and then walked with Corvallis to Main Street.

By the time the president had rolled into town and his press secretary and staff had finished arranging things and the media had set up their equipment, the day was in its last hour. Which might have been calculated, since the light was magical, and lit up the red rocks east of town perfectly while making everyone seem ten years younger and twice as good-looking. They found a place where the president could look into that light, with mountains and a big sign that said MOAB in the background of the shot. They set up the presidential lectern and handpicked people to stand to the left, and to the right, and behind it: uniformed National Guardsmen; Native Americans; salt-of-the-earth farmers; outdoorsy types with frizzy, sun-bleached hair; a minister; and an Asian-American tech executive with a disabled girlfriend. The president came online and announced to the world that Moab, the states of Utah and Colorado, the United States of America, and indeed the entire world had been the victims of a hoax that had been perpetrated almost entirely on the Internet. Nothing had happened here, save for a denial-of-service attack, originating overseas, that had shut down its Internet service and its cell phone towers. There had never been a bright flash of light; this was just a pattern of fake social media posts. The young actor at LAX was just thatвЂ”a performer who had been hired to play a role, under the pretext that it was some kind of reality television show. Local police departments had been conned into setting up roadblocks by telephone calls that had originated overseas but been digitally tweaked to look as if they were local. A similar call had summoned the SWAT team in Las Vegas. TheyвЂ™d found nothing more than an empty suite that had been booked and paid for online. No one had ever checked in, but a package had arrived from overseas and been delivered to the suite by hotel staff. It turned out to be some old radium-dial watches in a scary-looking box: enough to make the copsвЂ™ Geiger counters click but not in any way dangerous. A similar gambit had been used in Manhattan. All of the confirmatory posts that had hit the Internet in the next hoursвЂ”the burn victims, the fallout samples, the Los Alamos press conferenceвЂ”had been faked and injected onto the Internet via social media accounts and domains controlled through untraceable overseas shell companies.

Much of this was just placing an official stamp on information that legitimate news organizations had been piecing together all day but been unable to articulate loudly enough to be heard over the din. It brought out a kind of bloodlust in the assembled White House press corps, which was gathered right there in the middle of Main Street. During the wait, theyвЂ™d had plenty of time to sample MoabвЂ™s impressive range of locally produced microbrewery offerings. Having spent the whole day sifting through incredibly depressing news reports, they were bouncing back to a kind of giddy frame of mind brought on by a combination of completely natural and understandable happiness that Moab was fine; beer; and schadenfreude directed at the social media companies that had been chipping away at their industry and their job security for the last couple of decades. Pointed questions were asked about how just unbelievably irresponsible those companies had been today and whether the scorpion-filled pits into which their executives should now be lowered should be a thousand meters deep or two thousand. After the third such question, the president was handed a note by his press secretary. He read it, then raised his head and glanced over to his right, scanning his way down the line of nearby Moabites until he found the one person there whose last name could possibly be Kawasaki. вЂњWhy donвЂ™t you direct your questions to someone who knows? Mr. Kawasaki, from Lyke, has been here all day, working hard to establish the ground truth.вЂќ

11 (#ulink_5a47907f-9dc7-5cf0-8667-ffbe8dd45518)

Maeve didnвЂ™t want to think of herself, or to be seen, as someone who had been in need of getting rescued by a Prince Charming in a jet, and so this added a lot of texture to her relationship with Corvallis in the early going. Fortunately for that relationship, but not so much for Maeve and her family in Australia, those issues were soon swamped by something else.

All of the people in the MiasmaвЂ™s conspiracy/troll ecosystem had been sucked into the vortex of Moab and begun to devote excruciating levels of attention to the entire cast of characters: the actor from the red-eye, all of the other performers in all of the fake videos, the cops who had searched the penthouse suite in Vegas, the sheriff вЂ™s deputies who had manned roadblocks, et cetera.

And, of course, Corvallis Kawasaki and Maeve Braden. For he had been identified by name, on national television, by the president of the United States, and had been a reasonably well-known person to begin with. And she had been standing next to him. So within twenty-four hours, the citizens of Crazytown had compiled a huge dossier of mostly wrong material on him, and begun to evince interest in her; and within a week, she had become a figure of greater significance, in the collective mind of Crazytown, than he.

Crazytown was repelled by facts and knowledge, as oil fled from water, but was fascinated by the absence of hard facts, since it provided vacant space in which to construct elaborate edifices of speculation. Toward power it felt some combination of fear and admiration, and Corvallis was powerful. Toward vulnerability it was drawn, in the same way that predators would converge on the isolated and straggling. Within a week, MaeveвЂ”who suffered from the fatal combination of being mysterious, vulnerable, and femaleвЂ”had been doxxed. Canyonland Adventures, as a business, had been destroyed by a flood of fake negative reviews and various other hacks. Maeve sought refuge at Angel Rock Ranch, but after a couple of days, BobвЂ™s wife decided to believe some of the more wildly slanderous posts being made about Maeve on social media and decided it was time for her to leave. Tom, having nothing else to do now that the business was wiped out, bundled Maeve into a car, handed her a shotgun, and drove her to Salt Lake City, where he dropped her off (minus the shotgun) at the private jet terminal to await a jet that Corvallis had dispatched. Maeve only went into the waiting lounge long enough to use the toilet. Her legs were visible under the stall door. They were glimpsed in a mirror by a young woman who was standing in front of a sink freshening up. She was the best friend of another young woman who was the daughter of a hedge fund manager and private jet owner; they, along with other friends and family, were all on some kind of one-percenter vacation trip. The two young women, having recognized Maeve, took pictures of her and posted them on their poorly secured social media accounts. One of the pictures included the tail number of the private jet that Maeve boarded en route to Seattle. Its flight plan was obtained from the Miasma. More Moab truthers were awaiting Maeve in Seattle; they werenвЂ™t allowed into the private jet terminal at Boeing Field, but nothing prevented them from witnessing CorvallisвЂ™s arrival in his Tesla.

And so it went. All they could do was let it burn. MaeveвЂ™s harassment became the topic of hand-wringing coverage by the decent folk of the Miasma, but the mere fact that people were defending her only drove the truthers into higher transports of rage or made it that much more amusing for trolls to go after her. MaeveвЂ™s entire family was doxxed. Business records of Sthetix were pulled up from somewhere and laid bare. That she was now under CorvallisвЂ™s wing dampened the truthersвЂ™ ardor, since they were sadists and preferred to focus their energies on the helpless. But they did manage to find her sister, Verna, who lived in a bedroom community outside of Adelaide. After a first round of surgery and chemo, sheвЂ™d enjoyed three yearsвЂ™ remission from her cancer, but it had now come back. She was on chemo again. Through a combination of social engineering and poor security precautions, a particularly avid set of nihilist hackers tracked her down to a hospital in Adelaide, and phoned in a bomb threat, and SWATted the place for good measure. All of the patients had to be taken out of the wing of the building where Verna was receiving her treatment. Not enough gurneys were available, and she was strong enough to walk with assistance, and so she ended up lying on the ground in the shade of a gum tree, dressed only in her hospital gown, still hooked up to the wheeled apparatus that was dripping the chemo drug into her IV line. A local truther, positioned outside the place with a long-lensed camera, was able to capture video of her rolling onto her side to puke. It went up on the message board favored by the truthers and became a humorous meme. The mother of Maeve and Verna got really angry and ventured out onto the front stoop of her house to denounce the hackers; a still frame of her indignant, tear-stained face became another meme.

Corvallis chartered a larger, longer-range jet to take him and Maeve to Australia. They drove to Boeing Field. The jet wasnвЂ™t quite ready yet and so they had to wait in the lounge for half an hour.

Shortly before they boarded, Pluto showed up.

Pluto had been one of the cofounders of Corporation 9592 and had made a corresponding amount of money. For a while, Corvallis had seen him every day, but after his switch to Nubilant, theyвЂ™d lost contact and had not communicated at all except for a brief, awkward exchange at DodgeвЂ™s funeral. Pluto, well aware of his own social ineptitude, had obviously pored over an etiquette manual before showing up, and so, during his rote interactions with Zula and other immediate family members, had acquitted himself well if bizarrely, addressing them in high-Victorian grief speech straight out of whatever scanned and archived Emily Post book heвЂ™d memorized.

Pluto walked into the waiting area, which was furnished like a high-end hotel lobby, and shrugged his bag off onto a leather club chair. He seemed to have packed for a long trip. He sat down across from Corvallis and Maeve, who were in a love seat, just zoning out, not daring to look at the Miasma. Instead of greeting them, or even making eye contact, he opened up his laptop and pulled on a pair of reading glasses.

вЂњPresbyopia has caught up with you, I see,вЂќ Corvallis said.

Maeve startled, and tensed; she hadnвЂ™t realized that this new guy and Corvallis knew each other.

вЂњIt would be unusual for one of my age not to have it!вЂќ Pluto scoffed.

Maeve had been sprawled back with her head resting on CorvallisвЂ™s outstretched arm, but she now sat up, the better to pay notice to this interloper.

Corvallis remembered, now, that back in the old days, the key persons at Corporation 9592 had made use of an iPhone app that enabled them to track each otherвЂ™s locations on a map. It saved a lot of messing around with text messages whose sole purpose was to establish someoneвЂ™s whereabouts. Corvallis had shared his location with Dodge and with Pluto. Dodge was dead. Pluto he had forgotten about. He made a mental note to turn the feature off. Not that he didnвЂ™t trust Pluto. But it was bad practice to just dumbly leave that stuff running.

вЂњYour luggage is of impressive size and weight,вЂќ Corvallis observed, вЂњand I note you have purchased a new sun hat.вЂќ For the price tag, and the tiny documentation booklet, were still dangling from PlutoвЂ™s headwear.

вЂњBecause of the ozone hole,вЂќ Pluto began, in a cadence suggesting he had a lot to say about it.

Maeve interrupted him, though. вЂњThis person is coming with us?вЂќ

вЂњHis name is Pluto,вЂќ Corvallis said. Then, before Pluto could correct the error, he amended his statement: вЂњNickname, I meant to say.вЂќ

Pluto seemed to finish whatever business he had been conducting on his laptop and peered over the lenses of his reading glasses at MaeveвЂ™s legs. PlutoвЂ™s general habit was to stare at peopleвЂ™s shoes when he was talking to them, and so Corvallis interpreted this as PlutoвЂ™s gearing up to engage in conversation. Maeve saw it as gawking at her prostheses. Corvallis, whose arm was still draped around behind Maeve, reached down to give her shoulder a squeeze and a pat.

вЂњIt came to my attention that you were being abused on the Internet,вЂќ Pluto said, вЂњand so I am here to destroy it.вЂќ

вЂњDestroy what?вЂќ Corvallis inquired.

вЂњThe Internet,вЂќ Pluto said. вЂњOr what Dodge referred to as the Miasma. Does your jet have Wi-Fi?вЂќ

вЂњYes, but it doesnвЂ™t work over the Pacific Ocean.вЂќ

Pluto sighed. вЂњThen it will have to wait until we have reached Australia.вЂќ

вЂњI didnвЂ™t like your friend at first,вЂќ Maeve said, вЂњbut IвЂ™m warming up to him.вЂќ

вЂњThat is convenient, Maeve, if I may take the liberty of addressing the lady by her Christian name, because I will require your permission. Your complicity in utterly destroying your reputation.вЂќ

вЂњItвЂ™s already destroyed, havenвЂ™t you seen a bloody thing?вЂќ

вЂњIt is not sufficiently destroyed yet,вЂќ Pluto said. He glanced at the screen of his laptop. вЂњThe total number of unique slanderous and defamatory statements that have been made about you, on all of the blogs, boards, and social media networks being tracked by my bots, currently stands at a little more than seventy-three thousand. Peak traffic occurred yesterday, at four point five kiloBradens.вЂќ

вЂњWhatвЂ™s a kiloBraden?вЂќ asked Maeve, taking a personal interest since her last name was Braden.

вЂњA Braden is a unit of measurement I coined for my own purposes, equal to the number of hostile posts made in an interval of one hour. It has now slumped to just over one hundred Bradens as the focal point of the attack has shifted to your mother and вЂ¦вЂќ PlutoвЂ™s brow furrowed as he read something from the screen. вЂњSomeone called Lady?вЂќ

вЂњHer Lhasa apso,вЂќ Maeve sighed. For the dog had been heard yapping incessantly on the soundtrack of MaeveвЂ™s motherвЂ™s front-stoop press conference, and was now receiving death threats.

вЂњAnyway, we need to get that up into the megaBraden or preferably the gigaBraden range in order to achieve saturation,вЂќ Pluto intoned, вЂњand we need much wider ontic coverage.вЂќ

вЂњOntic?вЂќ Corvallis asked, so Maeve wouldnвЂ™t have to.

The jetвЂ™s pilot entered through the door that communicated with the tarmac and gazed at Corvallis in an expectant way. вЂњOne more,вЂќ Corvallis told him, since thereвЂ™d be paperwork. To Pluto he said, вЂњPassport?вЂќ and then regretted it.

вЂњA passport and a visa are required for entry toвЂ”вЂќ Pluto began, a little confounded by the question.

вЂњNever mind. He has a passport and a visa,вЂќ Corvallis called to the pilot.

After they had walked to the plane and got settled into their seats, Pluto resumed the previous conversation as if nothing had happened. вЂњThis kind of thing has to be gone about in a systematic way, so that nothing is missed,вЂќ he said, now staring out the window at a fuel truck. вЂњPartly through direct study of dictionaries, thesauri, and so on, and partly through brute-forcing archives of defamatory Miasma postings, I have compiled what I think is a pretty comprehensive ontology of execration. A mere lexicon doesnвЂ™t get us anywhere because itвЂ™s language-specific. Both in the sense of relating to only one language, such as English, and in the sense that it only covers defamation in a textual format. But many defamatory posts are now made in the form of images or videos. For example, if you want to call someone a slutвЂ”вЂќ

вЂњWe donвЂ™t need to go there right now,вЂќ Corvallis said.

вЂњвЂ?Slut,вЂ™ вЂ?bitch,вЂ™ вЂ?hag,вЂ™ вЂ?fatty,вЂ™ all the bases need to be covered. If we generate traffic in the gigaBraden rangeвЂ”which I think is easily doableвЂ”but itвЂ™s all skewed toward, say, вЂ?feminazi,вЂ™ then the impression will be created in the minds of many casual users that the subject is indeed a feminazi. But if an equal amount of traffic denounces the subject as a slut, a bitch, a whore, an attention seeker, a gold digger, an idiotвЂ”вЂќ

вЂњI think we get the idea,вЂќ Corvallis said.

вЂњвЂ”why, then even the most credulous user will be inoculated with so many differing, and in many cases contradictory, characterizations as to raise doubts in their mind as to the veracity of any one characterization, and hence the reliability of the Miasma as a whole.вЂќ

вЂњPluto, we sort of missed the part where you explained the whole premise of what youвЂ™re doing,вЂќ Corvallis said.

вЂњIвЂ™m glad you said so,вЂќ said Maeve, вЂњbecause I was wondering if I had blacked out.вЂќ

вЂњWhat IвЂ™m gathering is that you have been developing some kind of bots or something вЂ¦вЂќ

вЂњAutonomous Proxies for Execration, or APEs,вЂќ Pluto said. вЂњI took the liberty of drawing up a logo.вЂќ

вЂњPlease donвЂ™t show us programmer art, Pluto, itвЂ™s notвЂ”вЂќ But it was too late, as Pluto had swiveled his laptop around to display an unbelievably terrible drawing of an animal that was just barely recognizable as some kind of ape. One shaggy arm had its knuckles on the ground, the other was whipping overhead as it hurled a large, dripping gob of shit. Wavy lines radiated from the projectile as a way of indicating that it smelled bad. It was even more terrible than most of PlutoвЂ™s programmer art, but he was smiling broadly and even sort of looking at them, which counted for something. Worse yet, Maeve liked it, and laughed. Corvallis hadnвЂ™t heard her laugh in a while.

вЂњBy typing in a few simple commands, I can spawn an arbitrary number of APEs in the cloud,вЂќ Pluto said.

вЂњWhat do you mean, arbitrary?вЂќ Maeve asked.

вЂњAs many as he wants,вЂќ Corvallis said.

вЂњAs many as I want.вЂќ

вЂњDonвЂ™t they cost money or something?вЂќ

Pluto looked startled for a moment, then laughed.

вЂњPluto has ten times as much money as I do,вЂќ Corvallis said.

вЂњNineteen,вЂќ Pluto corrected him, вЂњyou donвЂ™t know about some of the interesting trading strategies I have been pursuing.вЂќ Redirecting his attention from CorvallisвЂ™s shoes to MaeveвЂ™s prosthetic legs, he went on, вЂњI have hand-tuned the inner loops to the point where a single APE can generate over a megaBraden of wide-spectrum defamation. The number would be much larger, of course, if I didnвЂ™t have to pursue a range of strategies to evade spam filters, CAPTCHAs, and other defenses.вЂќ

вЂњHave you tried this out yet?вЂќ Corvallis asked.

вЂњNot against a real subject,вЂќ Pluto said. вЂњI invented a fictitious subject and deployed some APEs against it, just to see how it worked in the wild. The fictitious subject has already attracted thousands of death threats,вЂќ he added with a note of pride.

вЂњYou mean, from people who saw the defamatory posts seeded by the APEs and got really mad at this person who doesnвЂ™t even exist.вЂќ

вЂњYes. It worked unexpectedly well. So, another part of the strategy might be to spawn a large number of nonexistent harassment targets and deploy APEs against them as well. I just thought of that.вЂќ

вЂњYou said earlier you needed my complicity,вЂќ Maeve said. вЂњMy permission.вЂќ

вЂњYes, what I would like to do is run a troop of APEs at something like a gigaBraden for a couple of weeks, directed at you.вЂќ

вЂњSo if I understand the math,вЂќ Corvallis said, вЂњduring that whole time, a billion defamatory posts would be made every hour, personally directed against Maeve. Denouncing her as every kind of bad thing you have included in your ontology of execration. In all languages as well as using imagery. And on all kinds of social media outlets.вЂќ

вЂњHer Wikipedia entry alone,вЂќ Pluto said, вЂњwould be edited a thousand times during the first tenth of a second. New material would be added describing MaeveвЂ™s career as a pirate, murderess, sex worker, headhunter, terrorist, and coprophage. By that point the entry will probably have been locked by the administrators, but not before all of the defamatory material is archived in the page history. Meanwhile my APEs will be spawning hundreds of thousands of new accounts on social media systems, and using those accounts to make millions of posts in a similar vein. Existing botnets will be leveraged to generate a colossal spam campaign. The Twitter attack will proceed in three phases. Phase Zero is already under way, in a sense, and consists ofвЂ”вЂќ

вЂњWhy do you need my complicity?вЂќ Maeve asked. вЂњDonвЂ™t get me wrong, itвЂ™s polite of you to ask, but вЂ¦вЂќ

вЂњItвЂ™s an open campaign. We would announce it. Publish statistics on how itвЂ™s going. You could do press interviews, if you wanted. The sheer magnitude of it would make it obvious, even to the most credulous user of the Miasma, that it was all a bunch of nonsense. Afterward, no one in their right mind would ever believe anything negative about you that had ever been posted on the Miasma. But because it is all technically slanderous, you would have to promise not to sue me.вЂќ

вЂњDidnвЂ™t you say, when you first came in, that you were going to destroy the Internet? The Miasma?вЂќ Maeve asked.

вЂњYes.вЂќ

вЂњHow does this accomplish that?вЂќ

вЂњI am going to open-source all of the tools for spawning APEs and running troops of them,вЂќ Pluto explained. вЂњCombined with an easy-to-use graphical user interface, this will make it possible for anyone in the world to spawn an APE troop for pennies, and manage their activities from an app.вЂќ

Corvallis raised a finger. вЂњI work for Lyke,вЂќ he pointed out. вЂњIf your APEs are setting up fake accounts and hurling shit on Lyke, itвЂ™s a problem for me.вЂќ

вЂњAn opportunity,вЂќ Pluto insisted. вЂњItвЂ™s an opportunity for Lyke to differentiate itself from those old-school platforms that, in the wake of Moab, can never again be trusted.вЂќ

вЂњAre you responsible for the Moab hoax?вЂќ Corvallis asked him flat-out. The idea had only just occurred to him.

вЂњNo.вЂќ

вЂњDid you have anything to do with it at all?вЂќ

вЂњNo. Which is weird because whoever did do it thinks like I do in a lot of ways. But, I try to draw the line at anything where people die.вЂќ

вЂњYouвЂ™ve been working on this for a while,вЂќ Maeve said. вЂњNo one could create all of what youвЂ™ve described in a few days. I donвЂ™t care how good a programmer you are.вЂќ

вЂњThat is correct. I have been working on different parts of it ever since I retired from Corporation 9592.вЂќ

вЂњTwo years ago,вЂќ Corvallis said, for MaeveвЂ™s benefit. вЂњAnd now youвЂ™re just being opportunistic. The aftermath of Moab is the perfect time for you to launch this.вЂќ

вЂњAnd the perfect time,вЂќ Pluto insisted, вЂњfor your company to set itself apart from the competition.вЂќ

Maeve thought she had better sleep on it. Which was actually possible, on a business jet flying across the Pacific Ocean. She slept soundly for nine hours, which somehow gave Corvallis the premonition that she was going to say yes. Consequently, he slept poorly indeed, lying next to her making mental checklists of every action he was going to have to take as soon as they reached a place where he could connect to the Internet. The technical side of it was going to be easy; LykeвЂ™s engineers, forewarned, could hack together some processes that would filter out most APE traffic. The legal aspect was what kept him awake, largely because it was out of his domain and there was nothing he could do about it save come up with half-baked nightmare scenarios and then worry about them.

He calmed down somewhat when he talked to Pluto. Pluto, as it turned out, had for a couple of years been employing several lawyers full-time, looking for ways to set this thing up so that he wouldnвЂ™t run afoul of any of the laws that had been established to inflict draconian punishments on persons identified as hackers.

In one sense, APEs had been decades in the making. In a tightly compressed, fast-forward style of discourse, Pluto reminded Corvallis of a lot of history that he already vaguely knew. Pluto, as it turned out, was part of a loose group of like-minded persons calling itself ENSU: the Ethical Network Sabotage Undertaking. The APE was his personal baby but others had been working on it too, cross-breeding his code with filter-evading, CAPTCHA-spoofing spambots built to flood Wikipedia with bogus edits and Amazon with fake product reviews.

ENSUвЂ™s vision in the long term was noble and beautiful: they wanted to make a new thing called the Trusted Internet. Short term, the way they wanted to get there was to bury every old-school blog in fake comments, follow every legitimate Twitter account with a thousand fake ones, clone and spoof every Facebook page with digital myrmidons, and bide their time for weeks or months before suddenly filling their victimsвЂ™ feeds with garbage.

вЂњI can see why you hired lawyers,вЂќ Corvallis remarked after heвЂ™d heard that.

Pluto chuckled. вЂњOnly for the APE part of it. There are many participants on the ENSU list. Some more extreme than others.вЂќ

вЂњAnd all anonymous, untraceable, et cetera.вЂќ

вЂњWell, we use PURDAH.вЂќ

Corvallis sighed. вЂњIвЂ™ll bite. What is PURDAH?вЂќ

Pluto was delighted that he had asked. вЂњPersonal Unseverable Registered Designator for Anonymous Holography.вЂќ

Corvallis leaned back and thought about it for a bit. Some parts of it were obvious, others less so. вЂњHow does holography enter into it? ThatвЂ™s a way of making three-dimensional pictures, right?вЂќ

вЂњThatвЂ™s the modern usage. ItвЂ™s a very old word. Academically, вЂ?holographвЂ™ means a manuscript written entirely in one hand.вЂќ

вЂњOne hand?вЂќ

вЂњManu. Script. Hand. Writing,вЂќ Pluto said, incredulous at his slowness. вЂњHow can you tell if an ancient manuscript was written entirely by one person? The handwriting is the same all the way through, thatвЂ™s how. The authorвЂ™s name might not be known, but you can identify them, in a sense, by their handwritingвЂ”with greater certainty than could ever be conferred by their name alone.вЂќ

вЂњIвЂ™ll give you that much,вЂќ Corvallis said. вЂњWriting a name on a title page is easy. Forging a whole document written in a consistent hand is hard.вЂќ

вЂњIt is damn near unforgeable evidence that one specific person wrote the whole manuscript. ThatвЂ™s what a holograph isвЂ”itвЂ™s what the word denoted before it came to be used to mean three-D image technology.вЂќ

вЂњSo вЂ?holographyвЂ™вЂ”the H in вЂ?PURDAHвЂ™вЂ”is shorthand for вЂ?creating documents that are provably traceable to a given author.вЂ™вЂќ

вЂњDocuments or any other kind of digital activity,вЂќ Pluto corrected him.

вЂњAnd just like a holograph doesnвЂ™t need the authorвЂ™s name on the title pageвЂ”вЂќ

вЂњAnonymous Holography,вЂќ Pluto reminded him, with a satisfied nod.

вЂњRun the whole thing by me again?вЂќ

вЂњPersonal Unseverable Registered Designator for Anonymous Holography.вЂќ

вЂњItвЂ™s just an anonymous ID,вЂќ Corvallis said, вЂњdressed up with a fancy name.вЂќ

вЂњWell, yes and no. Anonymous IDs arenвЂ™t registered anywhere. PURDAHs are registered using a distributed ledger, so their veracity can be checked anytime, by anyone. вЂ?UnseverableвЂ™ means that no one can take it away from you, as long as you take reasonable precautions.вЂќ

вЂњAnd Personal?вЂќ

вЂњJust there to make the acronym work out, I guess,вЂќ Pluto said. вЂњBut each PURDAH is linked to a вЂ?personвЂ™ in the legal sense of that term, meaning a human being, or a legal person like a corporation.вЂќ

вЂњSo anyway,вЂќ Corvallis guessed, вЂњall of the people involved in this Ethical Network Sabotage Undertaking are talking to each other and posting documents using some kind of PURDAH system.вЂќ

вЂњItвЂ™s not very systematic. Really clunky to use. We could use some help from an investor to clean it up, put a UI on it.вЂќ

вЂњPluto, you just told me a few hours ago that you have nineteen times as much money as I do, why donвЂ™t you fucking invest in it?вЂќ

вЂњItвЂ™s not in my wheelhouse.вЂќ

Corvallis sighed. вЂњHereвЂ™s what IвЂ™m getting at, Pluto. This thing that just happened? The Moab hoax? It was really well done. Like, eerily well pulled off. I mean, maybe when weвЂ™re done sifting through the wreckage weвЂ™ll find a place where they put a foot wrong, but overall, it was a masterpiece. IвЂ™m wondering who is smart and well organized enough to do something like that.вЂќ

вЂњI already told you it wasnвЂ™t me.вЂќ

вЂњAnd I believe you. But I wonder if you know the perpetrator. Not personally but through their PURDAH. IвЂ™m wondering if they are part of your loose ENSU network.вЂќ

Pluto shrugged. вЂњThereвЂ™s a lot of interest in the topic of distributed organizations. Which means, a network of PURDAHs that operates by an agreed-on set of rules just like a normal company, but with no identifiable center.вЂќ

вЂњYouвЂ™re saying that the people who ran the Moab hoax could have secretly set up one of these distributed organizations to do it. And they didnвЂ™t invite you, because you didnвЂ™t know the secret handshake or you said the wrong thing once in a discussion thread.вЂќ

вЂњItвЂ™s possible. But I doubt it.вЂќ

вЂњWho do you think did it?вЂќ

вЂњRussians again?вЂќ

вЂњWhatвЂ™s their upside in running something this big, though?вЂќ Corvallis asked. вЂњWho benefits from Moab?вЂќ

вЂњWhatвЂ™s your opinion?вЂќ Pluto asked.

вЂњENSU benefits. People who hate the Miasma for being so unreliable, who have been dreaming of replacing it with something better, more secure.вЂќ

вЂњI canвЂ™t argue with that!вЂќ Pluto said, with a delighted chuckle. And something in that childlike expression of enjoyment twigged Corvallis to a flaw in his own argument. Pluto had an infinite amount of money, sure. So he had means. But did he have a motive? Well, sort of. He and thousands of other hackers, including all of his ENSU buddies, were perpetually annoyed with the MiasmaвЂ™s security deficiencies. But was that alone sufficient motive to perpetrate a hoax on the scale of Moab? People had died. Thirty-one, at last count, had perished in traffic accidents or of heart attacks and strokes suffered while fleeing from imaginary bombs. Who would do something like that?

The obvious motive was money. Someone had figured out a way to profit from the hoax, most likely by short-selling stock. And no doubt the SEC was already investigating that angle, combing through stock exchange records for suspicious patterns of activity in the days leading up to it. Or maybe it was a more subtle play, something that the SEC wouldnвЂ™t be able to pin on anyone.

But it seemed like a roundabout and uncommonly irresponsible way to get slightly richer. Anyone with the brains and the technical acumen needed to pull this off would have other opportunities.

Corvallis pondered it as the jet winged south and west, across the equator, across the international date line. Pluto fell asleep in front of his laptop, which obligingly shut itself off, plunging the cabin into darkness. Corvallis looked out the window and saw nothing but stars, and a single, isolated light down below that must have been a ship.

He realized that it had been done by Elmo Shepherd.

The awareness came full-blown into his brain. No train of thought led to it and no evidence supported it, but he knew it as certainly as if El had been sitting across from him in the jet and confided in him personally. Like a scholar looking at an anonymous holograph in a library, Corvallis had simply recognized ElвЂ™s handwriting.

AustraliaвЂ”at least the first bit of it that hove into viewвЂ”was greener than Corvallis had been led to expect. He was debating whether to wake Maeve up, but some internal alarm seemed to have gone off in her head alerting her to their arrival in her home countryвЂ™s airspace. He dreaded asking her whether sheвЂ™d made a choice regarding what Pluto had proposed. She had a placid confidence about her that he hadnвЂ™t seen since sheвЂ™d found herself in the crosshairs of the Moab truthers. After enjoying a heavy breakfast served up by the flight attendant, she took over the bathroom for half an hour and emerged in triumphal makeup. Maeve took an all-or-nothing approach to makeup, going completely without it most of the time but turning it into an impressive production when she had decided the occasion was right. Corvallis hadnвЂ™t known her long enough to be able to predict what those occasions would be; it wasnвЂ™t always the obvious triggers, like going on a date. He knew without asking that it was all tied in with Sthetix and that, if he dared ask, sheвЂ™d explain to him that makeup was just another prosthetic, and sheвЂ™d remind him that the root of the word had something to do with strength. She looked strong when she came out of the planeвЂ™s bathroom, though not necessarily strong in a way that would be recognized or respected by her legions of Miasma detractors. She was getting ready to use her face to send a message to her family, written in a code of incredible sophistication that he would never understand.

By that time Australia had turned red-beige and begun to make Utah look, by comparison, like a rain forest. She spent the last hour of the flight quizzing Pluto about APEs and about how it was all going to work once he unleashed them. They agreed it would be better to wait for a day or two so that she could explain matters to her mother and her sister.

Once they had landed and cleared customs, they dropped into family mode, which from a fundamentalist nerd standpoint meant a way of being that caused vast amounts of time to disappear while people pursued activities that ruled out getting any sort of productive work done. The first few hours were entirely devoted to collecting Mary Catherine, who was the mother, and Lady, the imperiled Lhasa apso. Lady got dropped off at a kennel for a few days. From there they went to the hospital to pick up Verna, who had finished her round of chemo. They drove out to the McLaren Vale, south of town. An acquaintance of CorvallisвЂ”the centurion of a Roman legion reenactment group in South AustraliaвЂ”had recommended a certain retreat center embedded in a winery, and CorvallisвЂ™s assistant had booked a little villa there. They moved Verna and her support technology into its best bedroom so that she could recuperate. Never until now had Corvallis been close enough to a chemotherapy patient to be exposed to all of the details. He saw that Cancer Land was a whole alternate civilization, as complicated as everything he did for a living.

Only after a few hours of getting to know the family and sharing a meal and getting Verna squared away was Corvallis able to get some time to himself and alert his colleagues at Lyke to what was in the works. Most of his nerd mind, however, was still fixated on Elmo Shepherd. Not clear to him was whether El might somehow sense that Corvallis had figured it outвЂ”might indeed be disappointed in Corvallis, as a teacher is disappointed with a prize pupil, if Corvallis failed to say anything the next time they encountered each other.

And encounter each other they would. For El and his panoply of non-, not-for-, and for-profit entities had become inextricably intertwined with the fate of Dodge and DodgeвЂ™s brain. A disproportionate amount of the time that Corvallis spent on his own foundation and nonprofit work was devoted to puzzling out the latest gambits of ElвЂ™s attorneys. Indeed the last board meeting that he had attended, the day he had driven out to the Roman-legion camp in Montana, had been dominated by a discussion of a new maneuver that had only just been initiated by El. He could not help wondering now whether there was some connection between that and the launching of the hoaxвЂ”a link that would only become obvious to him years from now. For he always had the sense that he was playing tic-tac-toe while El was playing four-dimensional hyperspace chess.

Australia in general, and this winery in particular, were fine places to reside while a stupendous onslaught of Miasma defamation was launched against Maeve Braden. Astonishing birdcalls were woven through its dry, quiet air, which was scented with eucalyptus and softened with a haze of reddish dust filtering down from the great desert to the north. Broad tin roofs and heavy steel screens sheltered them from sun and bug while somehow making them feel they were right in the middle of the trees and the vines. The design of the place was simple and comfortable without any taint of what was normally thought of as luxury. VernaвЂ™s bedroom opened onto a second-story verandah under deep eaves, which felt like a treehouse. Maeve would sit there for hours with her, chatting and drinking tea, while Mary Catherine bustled and fussed. She was first-generation Irish-Australian, messily divorced from the father of Maeve and Verna, who had some kind of complicated-sounding dual citizenship that enabled him to flee to America when his relatives in Oz were sick of him, and vice versa. The Miasma had long since doxxed him and gleefully posted mug shots commemorating his brushes with the law in jurisdictions that were so improbably far-flung as to deliver a certain dry comedic payload. Mary CatherineвЂ™s obsessive devotion to small, nearby, concrete matters, such as scones and the doings of nearby birds, was the perfect antidote to the Miasma.

As Verna got her energy back, he spent more time with her. In the early going, Maeve was always in the room to keep an eye on things and nudge the conversation forward when it stalled, but as the days went by the discourse between Corvallis and Verna became more and more geeky, and Maeve withdrew by degrees, sitting in the corner reading or knitting, then absenting herself. Verna turned out to be the real deal: a programmer, largely self-taught, who, once the chemo fog had abated, was able to hold up her end of a conversation with C-plus. Had the situation been different, heвЂ™d have considered hiring her. SheвЂ™d have come in for interviews. Other programmers would have circled round her warily. TheyвЂ™d have reached the conclusion that she was вЂњawesomeвЂќ but theyвЂ™d have found reasons to reject her due to a lack of cultural fit, and theyвЂ™d have passed her on to smaller, more off beat startups run by friends. All of which was still possible in theory. But having cancer was still going to be a full-time job for her for a while.

He wished he could have introduced her to Dodge.

He checked in with Pluto, who had ensconced himself in the most expensive hotel suite that was to be had in Adelaide. He contacted Corvallis every few hours on a вЂњburnerвЂќ phone that Corvallis had picked up on arrival in Australia, when heвЂ™d discovered that his usual phone number had been doxxed and rendered useless by a festival of reckless hatred originating from a cluster of racist conspiracy theorists. It wasnвЂ™t until forty-eight hours after theyвЂ™d landed in Australia that Pluto was ready to spawn his troop of APEs, and Lyke was ready to fend them off. Pluto called Corvallis to inform him that his right pinky was hovering over the Enter key on his keyboard, and that if said key were momentarily depressed, it would all happen.

Corvallis received the call while pacing aimlessly around the villaвЂ™s ground floor. вЂњOkay,вЂќ he said.

вЂњOkay as in you have understood what I just said?вЂќ Pluto asked. вЂњOr okay as in вЂ?Yes, go ahead and do itвЂ™?вЂќ

вЂњGo ahead and do it.вЂќ

вЂњDo you want to check one last time with Maeve?вЂќ Pluto inquired, showing, for him, an unusual degree of sensitivity.

вЂњIf I ask her one more time sheвЂ™ll probably slap me,вЂќ Corvallis said. вЂњHere, itвЂ™s a done deal. She and her sister are discussing what to do nextвЂ”hatching a plan.вЂќ

вЂњOkay, here goes,вЂќ Pluto said, and let Corvallis hear the key getting whacked before hanging up the phone.

Corvallis sent a text message to his colleagues at Lyke and then shut off his phone.

If everything went according to plan, the Ethical Network Sabotage Undertaking would now issue a press release announcing its existence and explaining what it was doing. It would include a signed statement, as well as a video clip, from Maeve Braden, announcing that she was completely fine with all of this. Also included were links to servers where all of the APE-related code was available in the form of a carefully documented open-source code package, complete with sample projects that programmers could use to modify and extend it in various ways. Following up on an idea that had emerged during the conversation on the jet, ENSU also made public a list of several hundred completely imaginary, nonexistent people against whom campaigns of reckless slander and defamation could now be unleashed, as well as an easy-to-use tool that anyone could exploit to create new such fake persons and reasonably convincing social media shaming campaigns that would make those fake persons the object of real, genuine, sincere obloquy on the part of millions of social media users who were dumb enough to believe everything that scrolled across their screens. Following a brief pause for all of this to propagate, the APE troop would come online at an initial pace of one gigaBraden. Pluto would sit up for a few hours watching its progress through a control panel UI he had running on his laptop, which would plot various metrics for him in real time, using a comprehensive suite of data visualization tools. Then he would sleep for eight hours. Then he would get up and take stock of how it was all going, and make any adjustments he felt were necessary, such as upping the pace to ten gigaBradens if that seemed like a good idea.

Corvallis got a deck of cards out of the cabinet in the living room and played solitaire for half an hour. Then he went for a walk with Maeve, who was, at least for a day, the most famous woman in the world. She told him about an idea she and Verna had been hatching, somewhere between tech startup, performance art, fashion accessory, and political manifesto. They were going to bring back the veil.

They waited three more days before holding a press conference. They announced it only an hour ahead of time, then drove into Adelaide and held it in a conference room at PlutoвЂ™s hotel. The short notice ensured that it was dominated by Australian media. This worked well. They could be every bit as superficial and tabloidy as media elsewhere, of course, but there was something about this project that seemed to appeal to their collective sense of humor. The atmosphere in the room was jokey and celebratory, and pervaded by a general sense that the Aussies had pulled one over on the rest of the world and that everyone here was in on the joke.

It was a week before the Bradens went back to something approximating their normal life. By then Pluto had already flown home. Corvallis went back alone on the jet, and Maeve followed him two weeks later. By that point it was possible to stand back and tally the numbers from the Moab hoax and from the ENSU project, which were now increasingly being viewed as two phases of the same basic eventвЂ”the week that the Miasma had fallen.

Corvallis and Maeve carried on an odd, colorful long-distance relationship for the next two years. She got pregnant and moved in with him to a big old house in an expensive Seattle neighborhood, which they fixed up for the purpose of raising a family. It was a boy; they named him Vern, after Verna, who died from another recurrence of her cancer a month before he was born. Lucid to the end, Verna donated her brain to science. Specifically, she entrusted it to the Forthrast Family Foundation. The legal documents by which she did so grew more and more complex as the lawyers dreamed up more and more hypothetical contingencies. Having literally no time for such things, she ended up cutting the Gordian knot by saying she wanted вЂњmost favored nationвЂќ treatment, meaning that whatever was done with Richard ForthrastвЂ™s brain should also be done with hers. When VernaвЂ™s condition took a turn for the worse, Corvallis and Maeve flew her to Seattle, so that when she died her remains werenвЂ™t encumbered by any discrepancies between Australian and U.S. law.

On a ranch just outside of Moab, they maintained a second home. This did double duty as the headquarters of the Moab Project, a nonprofit organization funded by Corvallis and othersвЂ”mostly people who had made a lot of money in social mediaвЂ”to sift through hoax-related data and think important thoughts about it.

The Moab Project investigated and documented the operational details of the hoax in forensic detail, right up to the point where each separate trail of evidence dead-ended in perfect cryptographic anonymity.

The total budget for the hoax was estimated to have been less than one million dollars. The networks had actually paid out more than that for the privilege of airing fake footage supplied by the hoaxers. Those payments, made in Bitcoin, had gone to anonymous overseas accounts presumably controlled by the hoaxers. Between that and short-selling various affected stocks on Wall Street, it appeared that they had paid for the exploit many times over.

Which was a mere detail when set against the thirty-one deaths and the direct economic losses, which were way into the tens of billions. Lawsuits filed against social media companiesвЂ”including LykeвЂ”depressed their valuations, distracted their executives, and took years to resolve.

The culprit was at first assumed to be an arm of Russian or Chinese intelligence. But the further the investigation went, the less likely this seemed. Some of the fake footage had originated from a Chinese computer graphics firm, but this proved nothing. The scripts and other written material, such as fake blogs and social media postings, seemed to have been written by native English speakers.

More people than just Corvallis began to suspect Elmo Shepherd of being the mastermind. He was a major shareholder, or a member of the board of directors, of more than one company that would profit from what came next. He was libertarian minded, a Bitcoin advocate. And he was from Utah, with a lot of local practical knowledge of conditions on the ground there. And so one school of thought said that he must have done it.

The opposing school of thought said simply вЂњnah.вЂќ Simply вЂњnah.вЂќ It was too ridiculousвЂ”too far-fetched. The connection to ElвЂ™s home state was a mere coincidence, or a deliberate scheme to cast suspicion on him.

Corvallis and Maeve visited Moab less and less frequently as raising Vern made a stay-at-home life seem like the best thing in the world. Two years later they had a daughter named Catherine, and a year after that they adopted Eduardo from Guatemala. Maeve chose not to work full-time. A nanny and a housekeeper, and the many less visible privileges of wealth, gave her enough free time to think about and to lay the groundwork for the VEIL Project, which she hoped would one day finish what she and Verna had started with Sthetix. The Moab hoax receded into the past with swiftness that seemed extraordinary when, years later, Corvallis would, from time to time, be reminded of it somehow, and have cause to review the events in his memory. He, along with many others in the tech world, had arrived at the conclusion that the answer to the riddle must be known by the NSA and other such top secret agencies that had the wherewithal to penetrate the cryptographic screen in which the hoax had been so meticulously shrouded. One day the answer would leak out as some disgruntled employee went rogue or some document was declassified.

When the answer came to him, it came from a surprising quarter. Corvallis attended a meeting at the headquarters of the Forthrast Family Foundation in the South Lake Union neighborhood of Seattle. The meetingвЂ™s purpose was to go over some dry but necessary legal matters with people representing Elmo ShepherdвЂ™s nonprofit. After several years of intensive R & D, and the expenditure of nearly two billion dollars pooled by Forthrast-, Waterhouse-, and Shepherd-funded entities, theyвЂ™d finally constructed an ion-beam scanning device capable of capturing the full connectome of a human brain, and the вЂњback endвЂќ of hardware and software needed to process the data that would pour out of such a machine. Fifteen hundred patent applications had been filed: enough to keep a phalanx of patent attorneys and paralegals busy for years. Twelve different major universities and medical centers were involved. Brilliant young lawyers were building their entire careers around the attendant complexities. A few of them were in this meeting, presenting ready-to-sign documents on which theyвЂ™d toiled for years. Corvallis, Zula, and others were there just to sign them.

One of the people on Elmo ShepherdвЂ™s side of the table was pretty seniorвЂ”surprisingly so given that all of the big decisions had already been made by this point. He met CorvallisвЂ™s eye from time to time, and checked his watch, and gazed out the window in a manner that seemed significant, and indeed when the meeting concluded he approached Corvallis and inquired in the most gentle and polite way whether he might have a moment of private time with him.

His name was Sinjin Kerr. Depending on who was keeping score he was Elmo ShepherdвЂ™s first-, second-, or third-most important legal henchman. His role was generally that of Good Cop. In his appearance and grooming he was a straight-from-central-casting Harvard/Yale product with swept-back hair, rimless glasses, and an impeccable suit, protected for this occasion under an overcoat.

They ended up strolling down to the lakefront and, seemingly on the spur of the moment, renting a little electric boat from a business that catered to the tourist trade. Business was light because spring was being a little slow to turn into summer. It was cool and the lenses of SinjinвЂ™s glasses were already flecked with tiny droplets of rain.

Sinjin sat down at the controls and piloted the boat out into the middle of the little lake. This had always been monitored by steep hills to the east and west but during the last couple of decades had been hemmed in along its southern reach by high-rise buildings occupied by tech companies. Some vestiges of old Seattle remained, including a seaplane terminal that helped make life good for tourists and for geeks who liked quick getaways to Vancouver or the San Juan Islands. Everyone who lived and worked within earshot had grown accustomed to the occasional sound of propellers coming up to speed as one of these planes made its takeoff run across the lake.

The water was a bit choppy, as the wind had come up and brought with it a gentle but assiduous rain. They deployed the boatвЂ™s folding canvas cover, snapping it to the top edge of the windshield. Sinjin dropped the throttle to the minimum needed to maintain headway and pottered about, keeping an eye out for outgoing and incoming planes. As this seemingly pointless idyll went on, Corvallis got the impression that he was timing some of his utterances so that the most important words would be spoken just when a seaplane was droning overhead. Sometimes Sinjin would turn toward Corvallis, prop an elbow casually on the boatвЂ™s dashboard, and raise his hand to cover his mouth. Only later, in memory, did Corvallis understand that he had done so to hide his message from any lip readers who might be tracking them through telescopes.

TheyвЂ™d been chatting about their respective families. Catching up with each other, as people did when they were maintaining these long-running, sporadic business relationships.

вЂњYou might find it a curious thing, Corvallis, that your family is an inadvertent, and happy, by-product of something that Mr. Shepherd was involved with,вЂќ Sinjin mumbled through his fingers as a plane buzzed past them at full throttle.

Corvallis was a while processing that news. There was only one way to make sense of it: El was behind the Moab hoax that had brought Maeve and Corvallis together.

Sinjin seemed to derive a bit of light amusement from watching him think about it. вЂњYour next question ought to be, why did I just tell you that?вЂќ

вЂњNot because you get a kick out of snitching on your client, IвЂ™m guessing.вЂќ

Sinjin thought that was funny. вЂњIndeed. Otherwise IвЂ™d have a very fun, very brief career. No, itвЂ™s my job to look out for Mr. ShepherdвЂ™s interests. IвЂ™m divulging this to you, and you only, because the time has come when his interests are best served by allowing you, Corvallis, to have a broader understanding of the context within which Mr. Shepherd and his foundations and companies have been operating.вЂќ

вЂњIвЂ™ve suspected from day one that El was responsible for Moab,вЂќ Corvallis said. вЂњUp to a point it kind of made sense. The InternetвЂ”what Dodge used to call the MiasmaвЂ”had just gone completely wrong. Down to the molecular level it was still a hippie grad student project. Like a geodesic dome that a bunch of flower children had assembled from scrap lumber on ground infested with termites and carpenter ants. So rotten that rot was the only thing that was holding it together. So I can totally see why El or anyone with a shred of crypto knowledge would want to just burn it down. To make it so that no one would ever trust it again. Moab was a pretty effective way of doing that, and ENSU came along right on its heels and dumped a 747-load of gasoline on that fire. But the other shoe never dropped.вЂќ

вЂњWhat do you suppose the other shoe ought to have been in this case?вЂќ Sinjin asked.

Corvallis was about to answer, then stopped himself, sensing the absurdity of it.

Sinjin let him work it out on his own for a bit, then, in a gentle tone that barely rose above the lapping of the waves on the boatвЂ™s hull, said, вЂњElmo Shepherd releases a statement a week after Moab in which he fesses up. Pulls back the veil. Maybe plays some behind-the-scenes video showing how the hoax was stagedвЂ”a blooper reel of the actors, some вЂ?making ofвЂ™ footage about burn makeup and CGI mushroom clouds. вЂ?All this was done on a one-million-dollar budget,вЂ™ he says, and gives a sermon about how if he can get you to believe Moab was nuked by spending a million bucks, just imagine what the Russians and the big Internet companies are doing to your mind every day with much larger budgets. Followed by a pitch for a cryptographically secure successor to the Internet.вЂќ

вЂњYeah,вЂќ Corvallis said. вЂњThatвЂ™s pretty much what I had in mind in the way of an other shoe.вЂќ

вЂњThat video was actually made,вЂќ Sinjin said.

вЂњNo shit!?вЂќ

вЂњI kid you not. I was there, Corvallis. I vetted the script and sat off camera while he read it off the teleprompter. That whole video was in the can, ready to go, before the exploit was launched.вЂќ

вЂњBut he changed his mind.вЂќ

вЂњBy degrees.вЂќ

вЂњWhat?вЂќ

вЂњEl changed his mind by degrees, over a period of weeks. He was holed up in Z-A to avoid any possible issues around extradition.вЂќ

As Corvallis knew, Z-A was Zelrijk-Aalberg, a Flemish nanostate and tax haven where El had been spending most of his time the last few years.

вЂњSo there was a degree of insulation from legal consequencesвЂ”but even so he was disconcerted by how effective it had been. By the fact that people died.вЂќ

вЂњI can see how that would give you pause,вЂќ Corvallis said, a bit sarcastically.

Sinjin raised his eyes studiously and declined to rise to the bait. вЂњSo the airing of the video was delayed, and delayed again, as he pondered his next move. ENSU happened and seemed to take the wind out of his sails. He wasnвЂ™t expecting that.вЂќ

вЂњIt did a lot of his work for him,вЂќ Corvallis said, nodding. вЂњMade the same point.вЂќ

вЂњInasmuch as ENSU succeeded, it made Moab seem unnecessary. Cack-handed. Inasmuch as ENSU failed, it made him wonder whether there was any real future in his own visions for a secure Internet.вЂќ

вЂњWhen you say ENSU failed, youвЂ™re referring to the fact thatвЂ”вЂќ

вЂњThat billions of people went on believing everything they saw on the Internet in spite of it.вЂќ

вЂњI canвЂ™t argue with that,вЂќ Corvallis said.

вЂњThen you must feel a little of what Elmo Shepherd felt,вЂќ Sinjin said.

вЂњWhy fight it?вЂќ

Sinjin nodded. вЂњWhatвЂ™s the point? The mass of people are so stupid, so gullible, because they want to be misled. ThereвЂ™s no way to make them not want it. You have to work with the human race as it exists, with all of its flaws. Getting them to see reason is a foolвЂ™s errand.вЂќ

вЂњSeems kind of bleak. There are things you could do in the way of educationвЂ”вЂќ

вЂњNot if your primary focus is on preparing for the next world.вЂќ

вЂњYou mean, what happens after death.вЂќ

Sinjin nodded.

вЂњIвЂ™ve seen El on social media, suggesting that Moab actually was nuked. Like, openly pandering to the people who still believe that,вЂќ Corvallis said. вЂњI donвЂ™t see how that helps. ThatвЂ™s crazy.вЂќ

вЂњExactly!вЂќ Sinjin said, brightening. вЂњThis brings us back to the main thread of this conversation.вЂќ

вЂњWhich is?вЂќ Corvallis asked, throwing up his hands in bewilderment.

вЂњElвЂ™s going crazy.вЂќ

Corvallis turned to look Sinjin in the eye. Sinjin wasnвЂ™t joking.

вЂњElmo Shepherd suffersвЂ”has always sufferedвЂ”from an incurable genetic disorder. IвЂ™ll tell you the medical name later and you can Google it if you want to know the gory details. It runs in his family. HeвЂ™s been aware of it since he was in college. One of its inevitable results is a degeneration of the brain that typically begins when the sufferer is in his forties or fifties. Mr. Shepherd is fifty-two.вЂќ

вЂњOkay,вЂќ Corvallis said, after a pause to consider this news. вЂњI see what you mean about the main line of the conversation. Everything heвЂ™s done with Ephrata Life Sciences, the preservation and scanning of brainsвЂ”it all relates to this.вЂќ

вЂњWe are all mortal,вЂќ Sinjin said grandly, вЂњand we differ only in the extent to which we ignore that fact. Mr. Shepherd was never granted the luxury of being able to ignore it and so he has prepared for it with greater forethought than most.вЂќ

вЂњHow does Moab fit in?вЂќ

вЂњI wish I knew,вЂќ Sinjin sighed. вЂњIn addition to the things you and I talk aboutвЂ”the brain stuffвЂ”there is a vast scope of other activity. He compartmentalizes well, so I donвЂ™t always know of these projects until he chooses to make me aware of them. But in the last year or so I have become conscious of an acceleration.вЂќ

вЂњYou mean, heвЂ™s getting sick faster, or kicking these projects up into high gear?вЂќ

вЂњBoth. And since вЂ?getting sickвЂ™ here is a euphemism for going crazy, well, you can probably see that I have a quite interesting job. When one of his fascinating projects comes to light, as it does from time to time, I honestly canвЂ™t say whether Mr. Shepherd is pursuing some profound strategy or succumbing to his disease.вЂќ Sinjin paused for a few momentsвЂ”a rare occasion in which it seemed he was groping for words. вЂњYou should understand that El thinks highly of you and of Zula Forthrast. In my judgment, he would not knowingly take actions that were in any way injurious to either of you.вЂќ

вЂњвЂ?KnowinglyвЂ™ being the key word in that sentence,вЂќ Corvallis said.

вЂњIndeed, Corvallis, just as the existence of your beautiful young family is an unpredictable side effect of one of my clientвЂ™s more imaginative projects, thereвЂ™s no telling what the future may hold as Mr. ShepherdвЂ™s disease progresses toward its inevitable conclusion and his affairs pass into the management not just of me, but of others he has decided to entrust with this or that task. Until he changes his mind, however, IвЂ™m your man when it comes to all things brain related.вЂќ

вЂњWhen does he want to do it?вЂќ Corvallis asked.

Sinjin said nothing for a while. He pretended to pay attention to some important nearby boat traffic.

вЂњThatвЂ™s his dilemma, isnвЂ™t it?вЂќ Corvallis went on. вЂњOn the one hand, he should wait until the technology is better proven. On the other, his brain is degenerating, and he knows it. WhatвЂ™s the point in perfectly preserving a brain that has gone to pieces?вЂќ

вЂњItвЂ™s a question we could all ask ourselves,вЂќ Sinjin said. вЂњHe just has to ask it every minute of every day.вЂќ

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Seventeen years after Richard ForthrastвЂ™s death

The ancestral home of the Forthrasts was situated in the northwestern quadrant of Iowa: a two-hundred-mile-wide quadrangle defined by Interstates 80 and 90 to the south and north, and 29 and 35 to the west and east. It was now being displayed in miniature, superimposed on a coffee table in an eating club at Princeton University, visible only to Sophia and to the friends she had shared it with: Phil, Julian, and Anne-Solenne. They could see it as long as they were wearing their glasses.

They were planning a summer road trip. They had worked it out as far as Des Moines by following interstate highways. Now Sophia was proposing a diagonal transit to Sioux City on two-lane roads. The very idea of it had led first to blank stares, then to head scratching, and finally to outright concern among SophiaвЂ™s traveling companions. The conversation had stalled entirely, and the plan for their summer adventure had been at risk of collapse, until a solution had taken shape in the agile brain, and sprung from the perfectly sculpted lips, of SophiaвЂ™s boyfriend Phil: вЂњLook. IвЂ™m just not going to tell my parentsвЂ”or anyoneвЂ”that we are temporarily going off grid.вЂќ

This had led to a pause as they admired the audacity of it. Sophia decided on the spot not to dump Phil for at least another few weeks. Julian and Anne-Solenne, who had been draped over each other on a couch opposite, disentangled and put their brains in gear. вЂњWell,вЂќ said Anne-Solenne, probing the idea for weaknesses, вЂњyouвЂ™d pretty much have to tell your editorвЂ”unless youвЂ™re truly shutting everything off. Going actually dark.вЂќ

вЂњSure!вЂќ Phil agreed. вЂњYou know what I mean.вЂќ

вЂњWe would all have to align, as far as that goes,вЂќ Julian pointed out, вЂњsince everyone is going to know we are traveling as a group. I think that my editor would be willing to tell a little white lie forвЂ”how long?вЂќ

Sophia shrugged. вЂњThe roads are decent by the standards of Ameristan. Farmers need roads to move stuff around, so they donвЂ™t see them as a government plotвЂ”they donвЂ™t tear them up on principle, they donвЂ™t ANFO the bridges. There are not a lot of roadblocks. So, call it two days, with one night at the farmhouseвЂ”which is in a little pocket of blue.вЂќ She leaned forward so that she could reach the coffee table to which sheвЂ™d anchored the virtual map. The four interstates aligned roughly with the tableвЂ™s edges. To her and Phil, Des Moines was in the near right corner and Sioux City in the far left, next to Anne-SolenneвЂ™s knee. вЂњWe are crossing diagonally,вЂќ she said. вЂњWe say goodbye to PhilвЂ™s car in Des MoinesвЂ”вЂќ

Phil had pushed his glasses up on his forehead. So he could no longer see the map. He wasnвЂ™t paying attention to Sophia. He had got stuck on what Julian had last said. вЂњThatвЂ™s your editorвЂ™s job,вЂќ he pointed out. He spread the fingers of his left hand in just the faintest hint of a dismissive gesture, putting Sophia on hold.

вЂњActually,вЂќ Julian said, вЂњI kinda think her job is to do whatever my mom and dadвЂ”who pay her to edit for our whole familyвЂ”want her to do.вЂќ

Phil shook his head. вЂњYou might as well save some money and just subscribe to an edit stream if thatвЂ™s how it is.вЂќ

Julian was exasperated. вЂњAs long as Mom and Dad are paying for my hookupвЂ”вЂќ

вЂњSee, this is why you have to get your own editor.вЂќ

The two women exchanged a look, the meaning of which was that Sophia gave Anne-Solenne permission to yell at SophiaвЂ™s boyfriend. She did so: вЂњWake up! Not everyone can afford a cool hipster editor in New York.вЂќ She delivered this with the sweet/blunt blend that had caused Sophia to fall platonically in love with her during their freshman year. Together, Sophia and Anne-Solenne were token holders on three different collective PURDAHs, which was a way of saying that their identities had become commingled in ways that could never be undone. Software written by one of those had led to Anne-SolenneвЂ™s summer internship in San Francisco. Getting her there was the nominal purpose of the road trip that they were now planning.

вЂњThatвЂ™s not what IвЂ™m suggesting,вЂќ Phil said. вЂњManila, Calcutta, Lagos, all teeming with totally cool native-English-speaking eds whoвЂ™ll cost less than what you spend on coffee.вЂќ

вЂњItвЂ™s a sore subject in my family,вЂќ Julian said. вЂњThereвЂ™s a whole subtree of cousins who went off the rails because they went in together on a bad editor who ended up mainlining Byelorussian propaganda into their feeds. We lost a whole branch of the family, basically. So my mom in particular is super sensitive about this.вЂќ

This actually shut Phil up long enough for Sophia to lunge forward and put her thumb down on Des Moines. вЂњAssume we solve the problem of getting our families not to lose their shit over the fact that we are venturing off-interstate for two whole days,вЂќ she said. вЂњLike I said, we hop out of PhilвЂ™s car here, just take overnight bags, leave most of the luggage in it, and tell it to meet us in Sioux City.вЂќ For the benefit of those who did not know their Iowa geography, she pointed at same, and Anne-Solenne helpfully positioned her espresso cup on it, near where Iowa, Nebraska, and South Dakota came together. Phil pulled his glasses back down over his eyes so that he could see.

вЂњItвЂ™ll get there in just a few hours,вЂќ Sophia went on. вЂњAfter that it can drive around Sioux City at random or hang out in a parking space until we catch up with it. Meanwhile we switch to a rental vehicle that is better suited for local conditions.вЂќ

A pause as all imagined local conditions.

вЂњAndвЂ”what I will euphemistically call local guides?вЂќ

вЂњI really donвЂ™t think that they are necessary. Not where weвЂ™re going. But the rental company wonвЂ™t let us do a one-way without them.вЂќ

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ItвЂ™s like any place else,вЂќ Phil confirmed, three weeks later, as they watched his car drive out of the lot and pull into traffic on Fleur Drive. A pair of driverless trucks politely adjusted their speed to give it a gap to merge into. The four of them were sweating in the greenhouse summer of central Iowa. Overnight bags were suspended from index fingers instead of slung over shoulders. They jockeyed languidly to catch stray breezes. Planes whined overhead coming in to land. This was not the shaded and air-conditioned comfort of the airportвЂ™s car rental center, but an outlying lot catering to basically anyone who intended to venture more than a couple of miles from an interstate highway.

вЂњYou can set your bags down and they will be as safe as if they were locked up in a bank vault,вЂќ said Larry, the manager on duty, using a thumb to shift the strap on his shoulder and expose a sweat-darkened stripe of T-shirt. Dangling from the strap was an assault rifle, poised in such a way that its muzzle was usually aimed at the ground. Which seemed dangerous; but Larry for his part was aghast at his four young customersвЂ™ unwillingness to let their bags out of their grasp and clearly imagined that wherever they came from, no property was safe.

Sophia had her glasses up on her forehead. She was tempted to flip them down and see if they could face-rec this Larry and if so find out who his editor wasвЂ”or more likely what edit stream he subscribed to and what particular flavor of post-reality it was pumping into his mind. But Larry didnвЂ™t have his glasses down and so it would have been somewhat impolite.

He turned away and led them across heat-softened asphalt toward an old vehicle that Sophia recognized vaguely as a Land Cruiser or Land Rover or one of those: boxy, upright, of a general design that was four or five decades old. But it was clean, well cared for, beaded with rinse water from the car wash. It had been modded in various ways that Larry wanted them to notice and to appreciate. He stepped up onto a running board, carefully adjusting the angle of his assault rifle so it wouldnвЂ™t bang into the side of the vehicle, and patted the roof, which was covered in bright yellow composite.

вЂњKevlar,вЂќ he announced. вЂњNow. Contrary to the scare propaganda you have probably been fed, celebratory fire is overrated as far as danger. A descending round has lost most of its energy. Terminal velocity is much less than muzzle velocity. So you donвЂ™t need full armor on the roof. This will do you fine.вЂќ

вЂњIs there a lot of celebratory fire where we are going?вЂќ Julian asked.

вЂњNo. Iowans are stoic,вЂќ Phil answered in the unduly confident tones of one who was just reading about it.

вЂњThatвЂ™s not the point LarryвЂ™s making,вЂќ said Sophia. вЂњThe point is, why spend money armoring against a nonexistent threat?вЂќ

Larry nodded. вЂњDoors and windows, of course, thatвЂ™s a different story, but those are full.вЂќ

вЂњFull?вЂќ Julian asked.

вЂњFully armored. As a precaution. In case of stray rounds, accidental discharges. WouldnвЂ™t do you much good in an engagement. But thatвЂ™s what Tom and Kevin are for.вЂќ Larry hooked his thumb back over his shoulder at a pickup truck idling at the edge of the lot. Tom and Kevin were seated in the cab, luxuriating in the A/C. Mounted in the pickupвЂ™s open bed was a tripod, currently vacant. A steel locker running athwart the bed, triple padlocked, contained the machine gun that they would take out and mount to the tripod when venturing into regions where an impressive show of force was deemed prudent. Sprawling across the roof of the cab was a streamlined shape that might be mistaken for the worldвЂ™s most aerodynamic cargo rack until you realized it was actually a fixed-wing drone.

Larry stepped down and opened the driverвЂ™s-side door. вЂњNow,вЂќ he said, вЂњwhich one of yвЂ™all claims to be able to drive a car?вЂќ

Sophia raised her hand as the other three sidled backward. Larry gave a little nod.

вЂњWhere are you from?вЂќ Sophia asked.

Larry looked a bit startled. вЂњIвЂ™m from here.вЂќ

вЂњBut how far back?вЂќ

вЂњAs far back as you wanna look. Great-greats came over from Holland. Why do you ask?вЂќ

вЂњYou said вЂ?yвЂ™all.вЂ™вЂќ

Larry was confused.

вЂњNever mind. Sorry,вЂќ Sophia said. вЂњIвЂ™m the driver. IвЂ™m the only one who can drive.вЂќ

вЂњIf you would just show me. Just take it for a spin around the lot,вЂќ Larry said.

вЂњI understand. Requirements of insurance,вЂќ Sophia said, shoving off against the running board and vaulting into the driverвЂ™s seat.

вЂњWe donвЂ™t got none,вЂќ Larry responded. вЂњThis is a requirement of us.вЂќ

вЂњWhat was that about?вЂќ Anne-Solenne asked, as soon as they were out on the streets of Des Moines, headed west. She was riding shotgun. Phil and Julian were in the backseat gazing at the outskirts of the city, which looked exactly like any other place.

вЂњWhat?вЂќ Sophia asked. It had been a little while since she had driven a car and she was rigid: eyes locked on the tailgate of Tom and KevinвЂ™s truck, hands clenching the steering wheel. Surrounding traffic was at least 95 percent robo-piloted, and giving their little caravan a wide berth since you never knew what a human-piloted car was going to do.

вЂњвЂ?Where are you from? How far back?вЂ™ Those weird questions you were asking Larry.вЂќ

вЂњOh. Something I heard from my momвЂ”who heard it from my uncle.вЂќ

вЂњDodge?вЂќ Anne-Solenne asked, with the forced casualness that people always affected when uttering that name.

вЂњYeah. About people who say вЂ?yвЂ™all.вЂ™ Or, вЂ?We donвЂ™t got none.вЂ™вЂќ

вЂњJust sounds like rural America to me.вЂќ

вЂњSouthern America. ItвЂ™s totally a Southern way of talking. Iowa is a Northern state. Fought on the Union side in the Civil War. Never had slavery. Settled by Scandinavians. So, either Larry is a migrant from the SouthвЂ”вЂќ

вЂњWhich he just said he isnвЂ™t вЂ¦вЂќ

вЂњOr he, or his dad, adoptedвЂ”affectedвЂ”Southern stylings. Northerners donвЂ™t talk like that, they donвЂ™t drawl, they donвЂ™t say вЂ?yвЂ™allвЂ™ вЂ¦вЂќ

вЂњOr put the Stars and Bars on their bumpers,вЂќ said Julian, getting into the spirit of things. He extended an arm forth between the front seats and pointed at a Confederate flag sticker on the back of Tom and KevinвЂ™s truck. It was balanced, on the other side of the license plate, by a вЂњRemember MoabвЂќ sticker.

вЂњI donвЂ™t know, man,вЂќ said Phil. вЂњI see that shit all over the place. Always have. ItвЂ™s a constant.вЂќ

вЂњTo you,вЂќ Sophia agreed. вЂњPoint being, it was not like that to my uncle, who lived from the mid-1950s to about seventeen years ago. He saw the change during his lifetime. When he was born, the Civil War was only ninety years in the pastвЂ”almost within living memory. It would have seemed weird for Northerners to paste the traitorsвЂ™ flag on their bumper or cop an accent from Alabama. But while he was aliveвЂ”вЂќ

вЂњThe cultural border shifted north,вЂќ Anne-Solenne said.

The border, of course, was not a line on a map; it couldnвЂ™t be, because it did not legally exist, had no official reality. It was a blended zone that straddled that belt of the outer suburbs where Walmarts tended to exist. As they moved outward from the city, vehicles containing nonwhite people found reasons to pull off the street into the parking lots of businesses, parks, schools, or churches. Nothing ever impeded the flow of traffic outward. Vehicles coming the other way, inbound from the country, were rarely if ever stopped Checkpoint CharlieвЂ“style. But they were sure as hell scrutinized. Nothing came in from that direction without being seen and scanned by a hundred cameras. Vehicles that were hard to see into, because of darkly tinted glass or no glass at all, tended to get pulled over by peace officers who expressed polite curiosity about how many people were in the back and what they were carrying. It was all so understated that an inattentive observer might not have noticed it. Had Uncle Dodge been somehow resurrected and joined them on this drive, he might have seen very little overt change from how it had looked in his day. But, gray and blurred as it might have been, the border, staked out by Walmarts and truck stops, was as real as anything from Cold War Berlin.

But nothing really happened; there was no one moment when they definitely crossed over into Ameristan. The closest thing to a formal ceremony was when Tom pulled over onto the gravel shoulder of a two-lane road between cornfields and turned on his four-ways. Sophia followed suit. Kevin got out of the passenger side, ambled back, and yanked off the truckвЂ™s license plateвЂ”which was evidently held on with magnets. He then went round in back of the Land Cruiser and collected its plate, then gave the back of the vehicle a companionable slap. He tossed both platesвЂ”now stuck together by the magnetsвЂ”into the back of the pickup. Then the caravan was back on the road.

вЂњWhen in Rome,вЂќ Julian said.

They picked up speed on a decently paved two-lane highway, navigating a few bends that took them down to a bridge across a motionless brown river. Then they climbed up into flat farmland. Sophia dropped back a little in case Tom hit the brakes, and Tom didnвЂ™t seem to mind. Conversation halted. The others flipped their glasses down and lost themselves in stories or games. Left alone behind the wheel, Sophia kept the conversation going in her head for a while. But there was nothing to sustain it. The occasional fiberglass statue of a political leader, erected by a farmer in the front yard of an isolated house, or a makeshift billboard railing against contraception. Not so much different from what Dodge might have seen. About an hour out of Des Moines, they did pass by a tiny signвЂ”Sharpie on plywoodвЂ”bearing what might have been the burning-cross logo of the Levitican Church. An arrow pointed to the right down a gravel road that seemed to lead nowhere. She recognized it only a fraction of a second before she blew by it, and was left wondering if it had been real. The only other person who seemed to have noticed was Kevin, in the escort truck, who turned his head to the right and scanned the horizon, more curious than alarmed. Then he turned and exchanged words with the driver, Tom. Kevin bent forward for a few seconds. When he sat up straight again, the barrel of an assault rifle came into view, pointed up at the ceiling next to his head. He made some remark to Tom and both of them had a laugh. Tom reached out with his right hand and fiddled with something on the truckвЂ™s center console. That fixed-wing drone rose into the air from the pickupвЂ™s roof and climbed into the sky. Kevin pulled his glasses down over his eyesвЂ”though вЂњgogglesвЂќ might have been a better term for what he was sporting. They did all the same things as what Sophia and her friends wore. But those were styled as eyeglasses, meant to be small and unobtrusive. Those worn by Tom and Kevin came from a whole different aesthetic universe and Sophia was pretty sure that their advertising copy made frequent use of the words вЂњtactical,вЂќ вЂњrugged,вЂќ вЂњmil spec,вЂќ and вЂњgrueling.вЂќ What Kevin was presumably seeing through them now was a droneвЂ™s-eye view of the surrounding few square miles of landscape. Here, that was pretty much guaranteed to consist of a graph-paper matrix of two-lane roads, some paved and some gravel, dicing the flat green territory up into square-mile production units.

Ameristan couldnвЂ™t have had less in common with how it would have been depicted in a movie or video game. Tom and Kevin had perceived or imagined some threat. Its nature was hinted at by the handmade sign they had passed at the crossroads. Maybe these guys also had access to edit streams of geodata showing hot spots of gunfire and of traffic slowdowns that might suggest roadblocks or checkpoints. But whatever they were worried about would have little to no visual signature. There was not going to be a central base, a nerve center with roads and wires converging on it. You could put anything in a barn.

Or maybe Kevin was bored and wanted to exercise the drone.

Their overall course was diagonal, but because of the grid they were always going either north or west. This made sense and worked perfectly in the almost obscenely flat middle part of the state. But the big rivers all ran from very slightly higher ground in the northwest to the very slightly lower southeast. So the caravanвЂ™s rectilinear zigzagging caused them to cross and recross rivers, and around the rivers there was some interesting topography, some actual valleys between legit hills, forested country a stain on the land infallibly marking every part of it that was too steep to profitably cultivate. The higher placesвЂ”worn-down traces of a glacial moraine, she suspectedвЂ”sprouted wind turbines of the most enormous type. The bigger they were, the slower they turned, which was a good thing for birds. Some didnвЂ™t turn at all because, one assumed, they were down for maintenance, or not finished yet. She grew used to them as hours went by.

And that was how the giant Flaming Cross of the Leviticans sneaked up on her, though the people working on it would probably have felt that she sneaked up on them. It wasnвЂ™t actually flaming. It wasnвЂ™t even capable of flaming yet, because it wasnвЂ™t finished. Its general size and shape were not terribly far off from that of a wind turbine. It was sited on the top of what passed for a hill around hereвЂ”not to catch the wind, but to be seen from a distance as it burned in the night. Anyway, by the time she accepted that she was actually seeing it, the thing was less than a mile away. She could see a clutter of pickup trucks parked around its base and some pop-up canopies sheltering tables where workers could take water breaks. A row of portable toilets stood sentry next to an office trailer.

On an impulse, she opened a voice channel to Tom. In normal circumstances, his edit space and SophiaвЂ™s were totally disjoint; they would never encounter each other online, never meet, never see the same news stories. Anything that originated from the likes of Tom would be fastidiously pruned by the algorithms used by SophiaвЂ™s editor before human eyes ever reviewed it, and anything that came from Princeton or Seattle would never reach TomвЂ™s feed until it had been bent around into propaganda whose sole function was to make Tom afraid and angry. But for todayвЂ™s purposes they had a direct channel, unfiltered, unedited. вЂњHey,вЂќ she said, вЂњhow do you think those people would feel about our dropping in for a visit? Just, you know, in tourist mode?вЂќ

вЂњCopy. Stand by,вЂќ Tom returned.

The sound of SophiaвЂ™s voice had broken her companions out of their media reverie, and so now came several moments of their pushing up their glasses, being astonished by the spectacle of the cross, talking about it, pulling glasses back down to search for more information.

вЂњThereвЂ™s a visitor center,вЂќ Tom reported. вЂњWith changing rooms. Probably easiest unless you want to have all your garments inspected.вЂќ

вЂњWell, if thereвЂ™s a visitor center, they must be okay with visitors,вЂќ Sophia said.

Phil, Julian, and Anne-Solenne could not hear TomвЂ™s audio stream and so the changing rooms came as a surprise to them. They were in separate trailers for men and women; all of the Princetonians knew that it would be pointless, and probably inflammatory, to make inquiries about non-gender-binary cases. But the idea of having to don different garments just to set foot on a specific property was new to them.

вЂњIf we donвЂ™t, theyвЂ™ll have to stone us to death,вЂќ Sophia explained. вЂњAnd according to their interpretation of Leviticus, the modern equivalent of stoning people is shooting them.вЂќ

вЂњOh, I get it,вЂќ Phil said. вЂњBecause bullets are like little rocks.вЂќ

вЂњExactly. And a gun is just a modern labor-saving device that makes it easier to throw the little rocks really fast. Basically, to them, every reference to stoning in the Bible is a sort of dog-whistle reference to guns.вЂќ

Phil was working it out: вЂњGod knew guns would be invented in the future because omniscient, but He couldnвЂ™t insert direct references to them in the Bible because that would be a spoiler for the Bronze Age audience. So He used stoning as a placeholder.вЂќ

вЂњAnd our clothing is immodest or something?вЂќ Julian asked.

вЂњNot at all.вЂќ Sophia reached out as if to grab Julian by the scruff of the neck. Instead of which, she flipped the collar of his T-shirt inside out so that she could read the tag. вЂњMostly cotton but with some spandex. To make it stretchy I guess. If you wore this up there, they would have to stoneвЂ”i.e., shootвЂ”you.вЂќ

вЂњThey have something against spandex?вЂќ

вЂњAgainst mixing fibers.вЂќ Sophia pointed to a sign mounted to the wall above a table on which a display of neatly folded white paper bunny suits had been laid out, in a range of sizes. The sign was a quote from the Bible, set in Comic Sans:

Ye shal kepe mine ordinances. Thou shalt not let thy cattel gendre with others of divers kindes. Thou shalt not sowe thy field with mingled sede neither shal a garment of divers things, as of linen and wollen come upon thee.

вЂ”Leviticus 19:19

Phil couldnвЂ™t get past the first bit. вЂњIs that a proscription of bestiality between different kinds of animals?вЂќ

вЂњSsh,вЂќ said Anne-Solenne, for sitting nearby was an Iowan lady of perhaps sixty, monitoring a table of cookies and coffee, free but, in classic Midwest passive-aggressive style, with a jar for suggested donations.

вЂњI guess they were anti-mule. Look. Point being we can either strip down and have her read all the labels on our garments, which is gross, or just change into the bunny suits.вЂќ

вЂњWhat about him?вЂќ Julian asked, gesturing toward Tom, who was emerging from the menвЂ™s toilet. Then, realizing he had been a little rude, he turned to address Tom directly. вЂњTom, are you going to change clothes?вЂќ

вЂњNo need,вЂќ Tom said, and went into a curious routine of patting himself in various places. All of his garb was Tactical, Mil Spec, Rugged, and Grueling, even down to suspenders and socks. All of the tags were on the outsideвЂ”not concealed in collars and waistbands, as was the normal practice. Which wasnвЂ™t obvious because the tags were tactical camo, olive drab or what have you, so that they wouldnвЂ™t stand out in a faraway sniperвЂ™s scope like stars in the night sky.

The Princetonians now all felt at liberty to approach and examine. The lettering and logos on the tags were subdued tactical colors and difficult to read until you got close. But all of themвЂ”along with the manufacturersвЂ™ logos and the incomprehensible laundry glyphsвЂ”bore a symbol consisting of a block letter L with a crossbar near the top and flames coming out of it. вЂњItвЂ™s just easier to wear Levitican-approved shit,вЂќ he explained, вЂњвЂ™cause of where I go in the line of duty sometimes.вЂќ

вЂњSo you donвЂ™t believe it?вЂќ Phil asked.

вЂњOh, fuck no,вЂќ said Tom. вЂњBut they do. And itвЂ™s real good clothing. Tactical.вЂќ

They changed into bunny suitsвЂ”but not before the cookie warden had beckoned Sophia and Anne-Solenne over to the refreshment table and asked them sotto voce whether it was, for either of them, That Time of the Month. Both answered in the negative and exchanged a look meaning LetвЂ™s just not even go there. Later they could consult Leviticus as to what limits and penalties might apply to women who were on the rag.

вЂњOh, the KKK Libel. Good question. Glad you asked. That is one of the greatest misconceptions,вЂќ said Ted, Son of Aaron (as he was identified on the name tag clipped to his 100 percent cotton tactical bib overalls). He removed his gleaming white hard hat as if the mere mention of the KKK Libel had put him at risk of blowing his stack. The warm summer breeze streamed through his thinning gray hair and might have evaporated a small fraction of the sweat streaming over his scalp. After a moment he glanced up as if checking the sky for an angry Jehovah. But nothing was there except blue sky strewn with fluffy clouds and the steel crossbar of a two-hundred-foot-tall cross. Not currently flaming. The pipefitters had not finished the work needed to conduct natural gas out to its system of burners. вЂњMy wifeвЂ™ll skin me,вЂќ he remarked, вЂњif we donвЂ™t get under cover. LetвЂ™s duck in here so I can set yвЂ™all straight.вЂќ

вЂњWhy will she skin you?вЂќ Anne-Solenne asked curiously as they followed Ted into the shade of a pop-up canopy. Julian got distracted en route by three lambs gamboling in a makeshift chicken-wire pen.

вЂњMelanoma,вЂќ Ted answered. вЂњHave to go into Iowa City.вЂќ This remark was mumbled in a distracted way as he was getting a voice call, faintly and tinnily audible to them on the flip-up earplugs cantilevered out from the bows of his safety glasses. He indexed those down into his ears and answered the call, excusing himself with a nod and donning his hard hat as he stepped out into the sun and ambled over toward the livestock pen. His duties as Son of Aaron apparently encompassed not just construction management but inspection of sacrificial lambs.

A junior crew member bustled in to accommodate the visitors. He pulled a couple of folding chairs off of a stack and set them up at a folding table. This was strewn with printed documents kept from blowing away by rocks and ammunition magazines. He rearranged those to make a bit of space. вЂњYвЂ™all can help yourselves to water and iced tea,вЂќ he said, nodding toward a pair of insulated coolers on a smaller table nearby. Until he spoke Sophia had guessed he was in his late twenties, but now she thought eighteen. вЂњIвЂ™d fetch it myself but my hands is filthy.вЂќ He held them up as proof and flashed a grin that would have been brilliant had his teeth been all present and not brown.

вЂњThank you so much, we will definitely help ourselves!вЂќ Sophia said loudly and distinctly, since the young man had his earplugs in.

вЂњThe reference to Iowa City?вЂќ Anne-Solenne asked. That was where they had stayed last night, in a boutique hotel next to a tapas bar.

вЂњWhere the big hospital is. So, another country to them. But they have to go there when they get sick. Like, to get a melanoma whacked off or whatever. They canвЂ™t afford Blue State hotel rooms or food, so they have to camp out on the periphery and cook over propane burners under tarps. Not a fun time.вЂќ

Anne-Solenne nodded. вЂњDentistry,вЂќ she said.

вЂњTed has normal-people teeth because he is old and grew up before this part of the world got Facebooked. After that, the people with education fled to places like Ames, Des Moines, Iowa City. Which includes dentists. A few mainline churches used to run charity dental clinics where you could get a bad tooth pulled, or whatever, but those are being chased away by these people.вЂќ Not wanting to be obvious, she glanced over at the gigantic cross. She took a sip of iced tea and grimaced.

вЂњThat bad?вЂќ Anne-Solenne asked.

вЂњSweet. Another cultural signifier. When we get to my aunt and uncleвЂ™s place theyвЂ™ll serve it unsweetened, Northern style.вЂќ

The two women walked slowly back to the table, taking in the scene. Over by the livestock pen, Ted was explaining something to Julian, who looked dismayed. Most of the space around the site was given over to parking for workersвЂ™ pickup trucks. Not a single one had a license plate, but they were decked out with a range of stickers: a mix-and-match of Stars and Bars, DonвЂ™t Tread on Me, and what Phil had designated the Full Moab: in the center, REMEMBER or REMEMBER MOAB or simply MOAB, bracketed between a mushroom cloud and a profile silhouette of a man with a bowed head. The latter was a direct cut-and-paste job from the black вЂњRemember POW/MIAвЂќ flag, which was also ubiquitous around here even though no American POWs or MIAs had existed for decades.

вЂњNow, let me take the bull by the horns as far as the KKK Libel.вЂќ Ted had returned from inspecting the lambs. He set his weary bones down into a folding chair and indicated that the visitors should do likewise. Phil preferred to stand; he unzipped his paper coverall down to his navel, parted it to expose his chest, and stood sideways to them trying to catch the breeze. Sophia cataloged it as a microaggression, the hundredth today, not even worth noticing next to the twenty-story macroaggression that Ted and his crew were building. You couldnвЂ™t wear underwear beneath the bunny suit because that would miss the whole point unless your underwear was made of Levitican-certified unmingled fiber, and hers wasnвЂ™t, so her bra was down in a locker at the checkpoint and she couldnвЂ™t unzip as Phil was doing. She sat down next to Anne-Solenne. TedвЂ™s nervous hands sorted and stacked documentsвЂ”contracts, by the looks of themвЂ”as he calmly dismantled the KKK Libel. вЂњObviously you are not a white person, at least not one hundred percent,вЂќ he said, evaluating Sophia, вЂњand I donвЂ™t know about him.вЂќ He cast a glance over at Julian, who was down on one knee feeding a handful of grass through the chicken wire to a lamb. Julian was part Chinese. вЂњThereвЂ™s been all kinds of confusion about the Leviticans.вЂќ This was the church of which he was a priest. вЂњSome kind of imagined link to the Ku Klux Klan.вЂќ

вЂњMaybe itвЂ™s because of the burning crosses,вЂќ Phil suggested, deadpan, gazing across a few yards of gravel to the massive concrete foundation from which the crossвЂ™s steel verticals erupted. Bracketed neatly to the structural members were the tubes carrying the natural gas from an underground pipeline. The actual burners didnвЂ™t start until maybe twenty feet above ground level, maybe because they didnвЂ™t want to roast parked vehicles. But there was a connection to an outlying altar, already dark with blood and buzzing with flies, including a sort of open crematorium that looked like it could get pretty hot.

вЂњSupposedly the KKK burned crosses,вЂќ Ted said with a roll of the eyes.

вЂњThereвЂ™s no вЂ?supposedlyвЂ™ about it,вЂќ Anne-Solenne started in. вЂњWhat are you evenвЂ”thatвЂ™s like saying supposedly Muhammad Ali was a boxer. Supposedly Ford makes cars. ItвЂ™sвЂ”вЂќ But Sophia silenced her with a hand on the arm. There was no point.

вЂњIf that is even true, it has no connection to our burning crosses, which have a completely different significance,вЂќ Ted announced.

Sophia said, вЂњOkay. And that is?вЂќ

вЂњSo-called Christianity, as it existed up until recently, is based on a big lie,вЂќ Ted explained. вЂњThe most successful conspiracy of all time. And it was all summed up in the symbolism of the cross. Every cross you see on a mainstream church, or worn as jewelry, or on a rosary or what have you, is another repetition of that lie.вЂќ

вЂњAnd what is that lie exactly?вЂќ Phil asked. He already knew. But he and the others all wanted to hear a living human actually say it, just as spectacle.

вЂњThat Jesus was crucified.вЂќ

There. HeвЂ™d said it. No one could speak. Ted took their silence as a request for more in the same vein. вЂњThat the Son of God, the most powerful incarnate being in the history of the universe, allowed Himself to be scourged and humiliated and taken out in the most disgraceful way you can imagine.вЂќ

вЂњвЂ?Taken outвЂ™ means вЂ?murderedвЂ™?вЂќ Anne-Solenne asked. It was a rhetorical question that Ted answered with the tiniest hint of a nod.

вЂњThe church that was built on the lie of the Crucifixion,вЂќ Ted continued, вЂњhad two basic tenets. One was the lovey-dovey Jesus who went around being nice to peopleвЂ”basically, just the kind of behavior you would expect from the kind of beta who would allow himself to be spat on, to be nailed to a piece of wood. The second was this notion that the Old Testament no longer counted for anything, that the laws laid down in Leviticus were part of an old covenant that could simply be ignored after, and because, he was nailed up on that cross. We have exposed all that as garbage. Nonsense. A conspiracy by the elites to keep people meek and passive. The only crosses youвЂ™ll see in our church are on fire, and the symbolism of that has nothing to do with the KKK. It means we reject the false church that was built upon the myth of the Crucifixion.вЂќ

вЂњSo, to be clear, all Christianity for the last two thousand yearsвЂ”Catholic, Protestant, Orthodox, evangelicalвЂ”is just flat-out wrong,вЂќ Phil said.

вЂњThat is correct.вЂќ

вЂњThe four gospelsвЂ”вЂќ

Ted shook his head. вЂњThatвЂ™s the first thing the church did, was enshrine those gospels. Telling the story they wanted to tell. About the meek liberal Jesus who gave food away to poor people and healed the sick and so on.вЂќ

вЂњAnd was crucified,вЂќ Sophia prompted him.

Ted nodded.

вЂњAnd вЂ¦ resurrected?вЂќ Anne-Solenne asked.

вЂњThey needed some way to explain the fact that He was still alive, so they invented all that resurrection stuff.вЂќ

вЂњSo whereвЂ™d Jesus go after that? What did He do?вЂќ

вЂњFought the Romans. Went back and forth between this world and heaven. He has the power to do that.вЂќ

вЂњWhere is He now?вЂќ

вЂњWe donвЂ™t know! Maybe here. He has been in eclipse for two thousand years. The conspiracy of the church was powerful. They staged a fake Reformation to get people to believe that reform was possible. All a show. Orchestrated from the Vatican.вЂќ

вЂњSo, Martin Luther was running a false-flag operation for the Pope,вЂќ Phil said. вЂњIn that caseвЂ”вЂќ But he broke off as he felt Sophia stepping on his toe, under the table.

He looked down at her. Having caught his eye, she panned her gaze across the entire scene, asking him to take it all in. Reminding him that this wasnвЂ™t Princeton. This was Ameristan. Facebooked to the molecular level. вЂњProfessor Long,вЂќ she muttered, вЂњthe Red Card.вЂќ

It was a reference to one of their teachers at Princeton who had gone so far as to print up a wallet card for people to keep in front of them during conversations like this one. One side of the card was solid red, with no words or images, and was meant to be displayed outward as a nonverbal signal that you disagreed and that you werenвЂ™t going to be drawn into a fake argument. The other side, facing the user, was a list of little reminders as to what was really going on:

1В Speech is aggression

2В Every utterance has a winner and a loser

3В Curiosity is feigned

4В Lying is performative

5В Stupidity is power

They spent another quarter of an hour strolling about the hilltop, craning their necks to behold the outstretched cross arms, studded with nozzles that would soon hurl flame into the sky from sundown to sunrise. They gave the altar a wide berth; another Son of Aaron was in there whetting a long knife in preparation for todayвЂ™s bloody oblation. Julian, unable to meet the gaze of his new lamb friends now that he understood that they were only here to die, instead tended to look out over the surrounding countryside. North of them a few miles, he saw a blue water tower, and, near that, a Walmart sign.

The two-lane road was a chute between walls of corn that were already, in early June, as high as a manвЂ™s head. Tom and KevinвЂ™s pickup blocked the view forward. In the rearview loomed an even higher pickup truck whose driver very much wanted them to know that they were not going fast enough. None of them said a word until they had parked in the WalmartвЂ™s lot.

вЂњI am gonna buy some flowers,вЂќ Sophia said, вЂњto put on the grave. WeвЂ™re almost there. Within the blast radius of this.вЂќ She nodded toward the front of the superstore.

вЂњBlast radius? Could you unpack that mysterious statement please?вЂќ asked Anne-Solenne.

вЂњItвЂ™s only ten miles farther. Any retail base in the actual town will have been obliterated by this. So if we want to buy anything, we have to buy it here.вЂќ

They clambered down out of the SUV and tried to find a walking speed that would get them into its air-conditioning as quickly as possible without causing them to get hotter because of exertion. Phil was walking backward, staring curiously at the water tower: a thing he understood conceptually but had never seen on such a scale, since he had spent his life in places with hills.

Apparently cued by SophiaвЂ™s reference to a graveyard, Julian had pulled his glasses down over his eyes and begun conducting research. Her grandparents had died and been put in the black soil sufficiently long ago that the details had found their way onto reasonably credible sites on the Old InternetвЂ”the Miasma, as many people in SophiaвЂ™s life referred to it. The Miasma as such had fallen some years ago, but emulators of it were still running and could be browsed on what had replaced it, which was too ubiquitous even to have a name. In old movies sometimes you could see apparently sophisticated characters saying things like вЂњIвЂ™m going onlineвЂќ or вЂњIвЂ™m surfing the Internet,вЂќ which must have seemed cool at the time, but now it was a non sequitur, as if someone, in the middle of an otherwise normal conversation, suddenly announced, вЂњIвЂ™m breathing air.вЂќ

вЂњYou canвЂ™t possibly remember вЂ¦ Patricia вЂ¦ or John,вЂќ Julian ventured, вЂњbut you must remember Alice.вЂќ

вЂњGrandma Alice died when I was twelve,вЂќ Sophia confirmed.

вЂњAnd she and John and Patricia are all buried вЂ¦вЂќ

вЂњWhere we are going,вЂќ Sophia said. вЂњYeah.вЂќ

At last they had reached the entrance of the WalmartвЂ”or to be precise, one of its entrances, since it had been hacked up into a number of quasi-distinct storefronts. They got inside and just stood there for a few moments, allowing their bodies to recalibrate in the air-conditioning. Then they split up. Sophia and Anne-Solenne figured out how to buy flowers. Phil and Julian ransacked the snack aisle. Somewhere along the line Phil also picked up a tactical camo baseball cap, Levitican compliant. Having paid for their stuff, they went out and got back in the car. Tom and Kevin had peeled off and checked into a motel across the street and so they drove the last few miles into town without an escort.

Anne-Solenne shifted the flowers in her lap. вЂњAs long as weвЂ™re talking about dead Forthrasts,вЂќ she said, вЂњwhereвЂ™d you-know-who end up? His fate is shrouded in mystery.вЂќ

вЂњNo it isnвЂ™t,вЂќ Julian said, in the somewhat halting and breathy tone indicative of browsing and talking at the same time, вЂњhe died inвЂ”вЂќ

вЂњI know when he died,вЂќ Anne-Solenne said. вЂњBut because SophiaвЂ™s from the weirdest family in the whole universe, thatвЂ™s different from his fate.вЂќ

вЂњWeвЂ™re breathing him,вЂќ Sophia announced. That silenced the Land Cruiser for a little, and even caused Phil to push his glasses up on his head.

вЂњHis molecules, you mean?вЂќ Phil guessed.

вЂњAtoms, more like,вЂќ said Julian, getting the drift.

вЂњSo he was finally cremated?вЂќ Anne-Solenne guessed.

вЂњHe was cremated one ion at a time, by a particle beam scanning his cryogenically preserved remains.вЂќ

вЂњProbably a good thing,вЂќ Phil mused, вЂњotherwise the dataвЂ”вЂќ

вЂњCould be anywhere,вЂќ Sophia said with a nod and a glance back in the mirror. вЂњYeah. I guess sometimes itвЂ™s better to wait.вЂќ

Anne-Solenne was still stuck on WeвЂ™re breathing him. вЂњI never thought of it like that,вЂќ she said, вЂњbut I guess the scanning process would generateвЂ”I donвЂ™t knowвЂ”вЂќ

вЂњExhaust,вЂќ Sophia said. вЂњWater, carbon dioxide, nitrogen, calcium. Theoretically you could capture the solids and hand it to the family in a baggie, but why?вЂќ

вЂњSo they justвЂ”вЂќ

вЂњBlow it out a pipe into the sky,вЂќ Sophia confirmed. вЂњGiven that it was Seattle, it was probably mixed with rain five minutes later, running through the storm sewers into Puget Sound.вЂќ

вЂњWhich is no different from cremation,вЂќ Julian hastened to add, in his ponderous East Coast way. вЂњCrematoria have smokestacks. We just prefer not to think about the implications.вЂќ

This venture into the New Eschatology was cut short by their arrival in the small northwest Iowa town that the Forthrasts came from. And for people accustomed to the gradual penetration of vast cities, from the airport inward, arriving in that sort of town was jarringly abrupt. Suddenly they were just thereвЂ”as there as they were ever going to get. The town had a central square: a single block planted in grass, with a vaguely medieval stone tower rising from the middle, and, flanking it, a statue each for veterans of the Civil and the Great Wars. A couple of huge deciduous trees cast shade over roughly circular areas, but the scattering of moms who had convened here to let their kids run around preferred to hang out under a shelter where they could sit at picnic tables. Across the street on one side was a courthouse and police station in rustic Victorian sandstone, with a broken clock in its central tower. Two sides formed an L-shaped district of indolent businesses. The fourth side was residential. Thirty seconds earlier they had been driving through cornfields, and if Sophia hadnвЂ™t piloted the Land Cruiser into one of the angle-parking spaces along the square, theyвЂ™d have been back in the corn thirty seconds later. вЂњLeg stretch,вЂќ she announced, вЂњand IвЂ™m gonna turn off my cloaking device just so these people know what to make of us.вЂќ

They had drawn curious looks from the moms in the park and some old-timers in a barbershop near their parking space. But, at a rough guess, half of the locals were wearing glasses, not merely to correct their vision but to fortify everything with data. Grandma Alice had liked to repeat an old joke that in a town like this, you didnвЂ™t need to use your turn signals because everyone knew where you were going. It had become less and more true since she had died. Less because cars now made up their own minds as to when the blinkers should be put on, and more because you really could know everyoneвЂ™s business now, in a way that the small-town busybodies of AliceвЂ™s generation could only have aspired to. The open and trusting culture of communities such as this one had carried over to the digital age. If you had a ten A.M. appointment with the physical therapist, everyone in town could know as much by checking your calendar, which could be accomplished just by looking hard enough at a widget floating above the car that was driving you there. Consequently, cars in a town like this, when seen through glasses, looked somewhat like old-timey sailing ships festooned with signal flags and aflutter with banners.

This all had to do with editors. If you were the kind of person who was enrolled at Princeton, you tended to speak of them as if they were individual human beings. The Toms and Kevins of the world, and most of the population of this town, were more likely to club together and subscribe to collective edit streams. Between those extremes was a sliding scale. Few people were rich enough to literally employ a person whose sole job was to filter incoming and outgoing information. For way less money you could buy into a fractional scheme, which was still very much a rich-person thing to do but worked okay for the 1 percent as opposed to the 0.001 percent. That was about where Sophia, Phil, and Anne-Solenne sat. Julian was stuck with his familyвЂ™s editor until such time as he went out and made a pile of money. Had he been unable to afford even thatвЂ”had he been a full-ride financial-aid studentвЂ”Princeton would have supplied him with a fairly decent editor as part of the same package that gave him room, board, and a library card. It paid off for the university in the long run not to have its less well-heeled students disgorging flumes of sensitive data into the public eye.

Direct, unfiltered exposure to said flumesвЂ”the torrent of porn, propaganda, and death threats, 99.9 percent of which were algorithmically generated and never actually seen by human eyesвЂ”was relegated to a combination of AIs and Third World eyeball farms, which was to say huge warehouses in hot places where people sat on benches or milled around gazing at stuff that the AIs had been unable to classify. They were the informational equivalent of the wretches who clambered around mountainous garbage dumps in Delhi or Manila looking for rags. Anything that made it past themвЂ”any rag that they pulled out of the garbage pileвЂ”began working its way up the editorial hierarchy and, in rare cases, actually got looked at by the kinds of editorsвЂ”or more likely their junior associatesвЂ”who worked for people like Sophia. Consequently, Sophia almost never had to look at outright garbage.

The more important and high-judgment role played by her editor was to look at any data coming the other wayвЂ”sound and imagery captured by her glasses, for exampleвЂ”and make sure it never found its way into the wrong hands. Which basically meant it never went anywhere at all.

Maybe a few times a year, Sophia actually talked to her editor. This was one of those times. вЂњI authorize you to put me in Family Reunion Mode for twenty-four hours,вЂќ she said.

вЂњOkay,вЂќ replied her editor with an ItвЂ™s your funeral intonation, combined with a light overlay of I hope your mother doesnвЂ™t kill me.

Anne-Solenne, Phil, and Julian reacted with a mixture of laughs and mock horror as, in their view, Sophia erupted with vivid displays of personal data, like a circus clown solemnly doffing her top hat to reveal a flower arrangement, a trained marmoset, and a confetti cannon mounted to her skull.

The gaffers in the barbershop and the moms in the picnic shelter had seen the Land Cruiser as just an old-school SUV, with no identifying markings save an escutcheon of dead bugs on the grille proving that it had covered much ground since its last wash. At this moment, however, it was lighting up, letting them all know who had just pulled into town and giving them limited, temporary access to SophiaвЂ™s social media contrail. But all of that data was being exhibited with the color scheme, texture palette, typeface, UI conventions, and auditory cuesвЂ”in sum, the art directionвЂ”of her personal brand. Before she opened the door of the car to reveal hairstyle, makeup, clothing, and accessories marking her as Not from Around Here, the same had been preannounced, to anyone wearing glasses, by the digital penumbra of Family Reunion Mode.

вЂњLetвЂ™s check out the park,вЂќ she proposed, вЂњthis wonвЂ™t take long.вЂќ

вЂњYeahвЂ”itвЂ™s tiny,вЂќ Phil said.

вЂњThatвЂ™s not what I meant,вЂќ Sophia chuckled. вЂњI mean, my rellies will be here before you have time to get bored.вЂќ

Crossing the street to the park, the foursome would have drawn stares from curious locals, had the curious locals not advanced to more sophisticated technology that enabled them to stare differently, by scanning all that Sophia had just made public. Without discussing it they went straight to the tower in the middle. This was made of the same buff sandstone as the nearby courthouse. It was just a folly, not a real fortificationвЂ”only two stories high, with an upper deck surrounded by a crenellated parapet. A windowless steel door, painted Parks Department green, bore testimony to generations of bored teensвЂ™ fruitless efforts to kick their way inвЂ”or, failing that, to attest to who sucked. A plaque next to the door supplied information theyвЂ™d already seen in their glasses, which was that the tower had been erected by otherwise idle laborers during the Depression under the auspices of the Works Progress Administration. This seemed like the kind of historical/political minutia that Princeton kids ought to have heard of, so they all followed the inevitable hyperlink and spent a minute standing there reading about it. It was the sort of basically dead and inert topic that Wikipedia had actually been pretty good at covering, and enough time had passed that AIs had gone over all of this material and vetted it for mistakes.

Once they had got the gist, their attention drifted back to the here and now. Julian and Phil took turns reading the graffiti on the door, a palimpsest of slut shaming in which they found undue fascination and furtive amusementвЂ”exhibiting social, verging on moral, retardation that SophiaвЂ™s expensive training had given her all the tools to perceive and to analyze but no weapons to change.

вЂњWhat is the agenda?вЂќ Anne-Solenne asked loudly enough to silence the boys.

вЂњFlowers on graves,вЂќ Sophia answered.

вЂњLetвЂ™s go then,вЂќ Phil said. вЂњBecause this place sucks.вЂќ It was an index of his social deftness that he managed to announce this in a dry and almost stately manner that nonetheless made it understood that he was channeling the ancestral voices of all the boys who had stood where he was standing scratching imprecations into the green paint with pickup-truck keys.

вЂњItвЂ™s of the essence,вЂќ Sophia said, вЂњthat I be seen doing it.вЂќ

вЂњBecause, you know,вЂќ Anne-Solenne added, completing the thought, вЂњthe people in those gravesвЂ”вЂќ

вЂњAre dead,вЂќ Julian said, pushing his glasses up on his forehead. вЂњTheyвЂ™re not going to know.вЂќ

Something flickered in SophiaвЂ™s peripheral vision. She turned her head to see a sport-utility vehicle of the largest class, authentically bug spattered and road dusted, easing into a span of eighty-seven consecutive empty parking spaces. Visual stigmas pasted on it and hovering above it let her know that its sole occupant was Pete Borglund, fifty-six years of age, the second and current husband of Karen Forthrast Borglund, AliceвЂ™s eldest daughter.

вЂњOne of your rellies?вЂќ Phil inquired. Just making polite conversation since the new arrivalвЂ™s privacy settings were so tatterdemalion that Phil could have traced Pete BorglundвЂ™s mitochondrial DNA back to the Rift Valley with a few gestures.

вЂњYup,вЂќ Sophia said.

вЂњUncle? Cousin?вЂќ Julian asked. Not currently using glasses.

вЂњThat is the billion-dollar question,вЂќ Sophia said.

Phil made the faintest hint of a snicker. Not in any way a mean snicker. More of a preverbal marker to indicate, I have familiarized myself with your tangled family history.

вЂњOn the advice of my motherвЂ™s attorneys,вЂќ Sophia said, вЂњI will not address him as Uncle but as Cousin.вЂќ

The others turned their heads to study her face and see whether she might be speaking in jest. She did not give them any clues. Sometimes there was no gap between joke and real.

вЂњSophia!вЂќ Pete called as he approached, tactfully avoiding the use of any loaded terms. Pete was a lawyer who had finally succumbed to the inevitable and folded his practice in Sioux City to move here and look after the affairs of John and AliceвЂ™s estateвЂ”a full-time job given that Alice had died a billionaire.

вЂњPeeet!вЂќ Sophia called back, drawing it out in a way that implied more familiarity than was really the case. She had not seen him in five years. She began walking toward him, steeling herself for the awkwardness of the to-hug-or-not-to-hug dance. But some combination of Midwestern stiffness and lawyerly formality carried the day; when they were still ten paces apart, he extended his right hand to shake. He was silver-blond, ruddy, portly, wearing a suit and tie even though he worked alone in a farmhouse. вЂњHowвЂ™s Princeton treating you?вЂќ he inquired. Which could have passed for a perfectly routine conversation starter, but she heard it as his saying, Look, kid, in spite of all that happened, youвЂ™re on easy street.

вЂњWell,вЂќ she answered, shaking his hand, вЂњand howвЂ™s the estate treating you?вЂќ A slightly barbed response that he accepted with a forced smile.

вЂњIt is a never-ending source of tasks. Comparable to being a farmer in that way, I guess.вЂќ

They let go of each otherвЂ™s hands and took a moment to regard each other. She found it impossible to hate him. вЂњThis is a pleasant surprise,вЂќ he said. вЂњSome of your вЂ¦ cousins and whatnot could take some pointers from you in how to better protect their privacy. I worry over them when they go off to college and people find out who they are.вЂќ

Sophia let it pass with a nod. вЂњMy friends and I decided to see the country on our way out to the coast. I thought the least I could do was place some flowers on my grandmotherвЂ™s graveвЂ”and on AliceвЂ™s.вЂќ

There. SheвЂ™d said it. Her motherвЂ™s attorney in Seattle could not have phrased it better.

Pete nodded. вЂњIt would be my privilege to drive you there. Or you and your friends can follow me. ItвЂ™s only about a mileвЂ”вЂќ

вЂњOne point two.вЂќ

Pete glanced away, a bit sheepishly.

вЂњIвЂ™d love it if you would drive us there,вЂќ Sophia said.

Pete heaved a quiet sigh. It was a sigh of relief.

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Anne-Solenne, Phil, Sophia, and Julian all knew and would have acknowledged that by virtue of being enrolled at Princeton they were members of a globe-spanning, self-perpetuating elite caste. They would all end up making millions or billions unless they made a conscious decision to drop out, and even if they became ghetto-dwelling junkie artists they would do so with an invisible safety net. So SophiaвЂ™s friends were almost eerily polite to the locals, starting with Pete Borglund and moving on, as the afternoon progressed, to Karen, to the Mexican-American caretaker at the grave site, and to various shirttail relatives, estate-running functionaries, and local dignitaries who came out to say hello and to accompany them on a tour of the house and of the creek bottom where the Forthrast boys had gone to play cowboys and Indians with live ammunition.

Eventually the visitors were treated to a thoroughly non-ironic dinner at an ApplebeeвЂ™s. A gender-based split materialized at the tableвЂ”actually two tables pushed together. Sophia saw it happening in real time but, like Pharaoh watching the Red Sea part, was powerless to stop it. She did a passable impression of giving a shit about the lady talk but was close enough to the man end to be a quasi-participant in their conversation. Pete asked a few questions to which he clearly didnвЂ™t know the answers, and not in an interrogating way, but just out of curiosity. They were all strangely grateful to be in the presence of someone who was willing to be that vulnerable. Phil and Julian opened up, and so it was that Pete got the general story on how they had come to find themselves in an ApplebeeвЂ™s in northwestern Iowa. The nominal purpose of the journey was to drop Sophia off in Seattle and then swing down the coast to San Francisco, where Anne-Solenne had an internship lined up. After that, Julian would wander down to L.A., and Phil would fly back to New York to spend his summer writing hedge fund code on Wall Street.

Thus briefed on the visitorsвЂ™ overall plan, Pete began to answer questions from Phil and Julian on how it all worked in this part of the world. The visitors were now thoroughly disoriented. They had barely had time to register their shock over the two-hundred-foottall flaming cross of the LeviticansвЂ”which was clearly visible from the ApplebeeвЂ™sвЂ”before they had found themselves in this small and apparently stable town that, while a far cry from Iowa City, was definitely a Blue State pocket. It was completely surrounded by Ameristan but it was populated by people like Pete who had a college degree, asked questions, and seemed to be plugged into sane and responsible edit streams. Pete tried to explain it. вЂњPeople like that,вЂќ he said, cocking his head in the direction of the LeviticansвЂ™ cross, вЂњclaim to believe certain things. But obviously if you spend ten seconds looking for logic holes or inconsistencies, it all falls apart. Now, they donвЂ™t care.вЂќ

вЂњThey donвЂ™t care that their belief system is totally incoherent?вЂќ Phil asked. Not really asking. Since this much was obvious. Just making sure he was following PeteвЂ™s line of argument.

вЂњThat is correct.вЂќ

вЂњExplains a lot!вЂќ Julian said.

вЂњThey can go a surprisingly long time without bumping up against reality,вЂќ Pete said, вЂњbut at the end of the day when a pregnant mother needs a C-section or you canвЂ™t get your Wi-Fi to work, or a thousand other examples I could give, why, then you do actually need someone nearby who can help you with that.вЂќ

вЂњSo you have doctors and dentists in this town?вЂќ Phil asked.

вЂњNo, they all moved away years ago, but we have practitioners who can help patients get urgent care over webcam, get telerobotic surgery, and that sort of thing. Both men and women, since the Leviticans wonвЂ™t let male physicians examine female patients. And I could give other examples of the same general thing. Some percentage of their children are gay. Some percentage have an intellectual or artistic temperament. Those kids need a place to go. Ames and Iowa City are far away. So they find their way into town, move into abandoned houses, and live their lives. Now, if you ask the guys who are up on that hill building that cross, theyвЂ™ll quote Leviticus at you concerning gay people. But a lot of them have a child or a nephew or a cousin whoвЂ™s gay and who is hanging out in this town minding their own business.вЂќ

вЂњItвЂ™s an accommodation, youвЂ™re saying. Unspoken, unwritten.вЂќ

Pete nodded. вЂњItвЂ™s not just that itвЂ™s unspoken. ItвЂ™s that it canвЂ™t be spoken of.вЂќ

At PeteвЂ™s invitation they ended up lodging at the farmhouse, paired up in two of the upstairs bedrooms. These bore faint traces of refurnishings, rewirings, recarpetings, and rewallpaperings beyond count. The most recent wave had apparently been aimed at getting the place back to some kind of historical condition thought of as pure: hardwood floors reexposed and finished, layers of paint scraped off the heavy door trim, wallpaper stripped all the way down to the original horsehair plaster, light fixtures and doorknobs that had either spent most of a century piled in a hayloft or been painstakingly manufactured to look that way. Sophia didnвЂ™t have the talents or the sensibilities of a decorator, but she knew her critical theory, and as she lay awake on the iron bunk bedвЂ”now upgraded with an extra-firm Gomer Bolstrood mattress that had probably been slept on all of half a dozen timesвЂ”she wondered about the way of thinking that held this one particular era of the houseвЂ™s history to be somehow canonical: the logical end state to which it ought to be returned and in which it then ought to be preserved by the flawed machine of Richard ForthrastвЂ™s last will and testament. Between when it had first looked thus and the moment, a few years ago, when it had been returned to the same state, it had passed through who could guess how many intermediate phases of interior decoration. Almost all of these had been devoted to covering upвЂ”literally papering overвЂ”the simple bare rustic character that had now been expensively reinstated. Probably those decoratorsвЂ”various generations of Forthrast momsвЂ”had seen it as embarrassing and had sought to expunge it from their visual environments while spending as little money as possible.

When KarenвЂ”PeteвЂ™s wife, and now the chatelaineвЂ”had been assigning them to beds on the way back from ApplebeeвЂ™s, she had quite naturally and reasonably assumed that Sophia would want to sleep in PatriciaвЂ™s former bedroom. Patricia had been the only girl in the generation that had included AliceвЂ™s husband, John; SophiaвЂ™s uncle Richard; and Jake, the straggler, the only one still living. Naturally John and Dodge had bunked in one room so that Patricia could have her own: a small, cozy third-story attic build-out with sloping walls. Upon reaching adulthood, getting married, and discovering that she was infertile, Patricia and her worthless husband had adopted ZulaвЂ”SophiaвЂ™s motherвЂ”from Eritrea. The husband had gone on the lam and was no longer spoken of. Patricia had then died young in a freak accident. Zula had been raised by John and Alice, with Richard always hovering around the edges as a favored, cool, transgressive uncle. SheвЂ™d ended up in Seattle, employed by RichardвЂ™s company. They had become close. Thus, when Sophia had been tiny, Richard had been her uncle/granddad. She still had memories of sitting on his lap reading books.

Three years ago, when she had been packing for the move out to Princeton, she had found the tattered copies of the DвЂ™AulairesвЂ™ Greek and Norse myths that he had given her shortly before his untimely death. Opening Greek she had found a dried maple leaf, still faintly reddish, and heard the story from her father, Csongor, about how Richard had slipped it in there only minutes before the medical procedure that had killed him. They had taken it to an art store to have it framed under glass, and Sophia still had it among her effects. In sum, to the extent that Sophia conceived of herself as being part of an extended Forthrast clan, it was all about Richard, and about her longingвЂ”which would never be satisfied, and never go awayвЂ”for the relationship she might have had with him.

And so she had requested that Karen Borglund place her, and, by implication, Phil, in the room that Richard and John had once shared. KarenвЂ”acting as designated driver since Pete had indulged himself with two flagons of Miller LiteвЂ”had given her an amused, knowing look in the SUVвЂ™s rearview mirror. вЂњThat room still has the original bunk beds,вЂќ she warned, with the briefest flick of the eyes at Phil.

вЂњWeвЂ™ll manage, thank you,вЂќ Sophia said. вЂњDid Richard sleep on the top or the bottom?вЂќ

вЂњTo judge from the graffiti carved into the underside of the top bunk, he slept on the bottom.вЂќ

вЂњAs befits the younger brother,вЂќ Pete threw in, being as puckish as it was possible for a podgy Swedish-Iowan estate lawyer to get.

вЂњIs that graffiti still there?вЂќ Sophia asked.

Karen paused before giving the answer, and the back of her neck flushed. вЂњNo,вЂќ she admitted, вЂњit was on a sheet of what do you call itвЂ”вЂќ

вЂњMasonite, sweet,вЂќ Pete said.

вЂњвЂ”that was laid over theвЂ”вЂќ

вЂњSlats.вЂќ

вЂњвЂ”and supported the mattress. Which was just foam rubber. The whole thing had gone bulgy with age. I believe we took it to the dump. I can have Manuel hunt around for it.вЂќ

вЂњNo worries,вЂќ Sophia said, вЂњI was just curious.вЂќ Earlier her voice had betrayed a little too much eagerness, and now she was trying to walk it back.

вЂњThe names of girls,вЂќ Pete informed her. вЂњHe would, IвЂ™m told, become very attached to certain young ladies, and then a breakup would occur for one reason or another, but they stayed on his mind for a long time after. He felt things deeply but didnвЂ™t always show it, your uncle Richard.вЂќ

After lying awake for a time in the lower bunk, hearing the slats creak as Phil settled into slumber above her, she reached over the edge of the bed, groped for her shoulder bag, and found the little flashlight she kept in an outside pocket. Rolling over on her back, she turned it on and played it over the blank sheet of plywood that had replaced the bulgy Masonite. There was, of course, nothing there except a layer of varnish. The slats themselves bore traces of carved words, but these had been painted over. All traces of Richard, or for that matter of Patricia or John or anyone else, had been expunged from the house. All of the history had been erased in KarenвЂ™s earnest efforts to make the house historical.

Later, she got up and padded out of the room. To the embarrassment of Karen, the master bathвЂ”originally the only bathroom in the houseвЂ”was out of commission, as some plumbing was being replaced. So the visitors had been relegated to a sort of gimcrack mini-bath that the father of John, Richard, Patricia, and Jake had shoehorned into a wedge of space under the attic stairs so that he would have a decent statistical likelihood of being able to take a crap in peace. Stepping into it was like time-traveling to 1970. Its autumn-toned daisy Formica countertop, its op-art wallpaper, its light fixture, even its shower knobs were straight out of a Nixon administration Sears, Roebuck catalog. Sophia made herself comfortable on the padded seat of its harvest-gold toilet and reflected that this was probably where Uncle Richard had taken his last piss before walking out the door in 1972 to head for Canada to avoid the draft. Though of course heвЂ™d have been standing up. Sitting down, she was looking directly into the door of the shower stall. Its walls were covered in little inch-square tiles with a sort of randomized pattern. The floor had been adorned with peel-and-stick daisies made of some grippy high-friction plastic, to prevent slip-and-fall accidents. TheyвЂ™d been there, silently waiting to perform their assigned task, for sixty years. The color, she guessed, had fadedвЂ”these were daisies as reinterpreted and geometrically abstracted by one of those acid-dropping hippie artists who made album covers for the Beatles or whatever. Through some fascinating process of aesthetic percolation, they had made their way here of all places in the world. The colors were now pastels, but she guessed theyвЂ™d started out as primaries.

She had brought her bag with her. Tucked into the end pocket was a folding multitoolвЂ”a going-to-college gift from her uncle Jake. This detail empowered her, somehow, to do what she did after she was finished on the toilet, which was to crawl into the shower stall on hands and knees and get the blade of the knife under the edge of a nonslip daisyвЂ”the best preserved of all the specimens, only one of three that still had all of its petals, not directly visible from the toilet, bettering her odds of getting away clean. With care and patience born of insomnia she pried up each of the petals, one at a time, exposing fiberglass that had not seen light since the Vietnam War. Then she worried the circular middle loose. Finally it came free and she gazed at it delightedly on the palm of her hand; it was limned in grime rich with Forthrast biomass, smelling faintly of Comet. The rest of Uncle RichardвЂ™s DNA might have been reduced to water vapor and air by the ion-beam scanner, but perhaps traces of it were still embedded in the slip-proof porosities of this artifact. She doubted she would ever make any practical use of it as genetic material, but it did make for a nice souvenir.

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